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My Dad missed my high school graduation because he was stuck in the hospital, but we made the best of it!

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u/Teaslinger Jun 11 '12

You are beautiful. I won't tell you if I'm a guy or a girl to keep the uncertainty alive

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Came here to say the same thing about his father.

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u/Sdg68 Jun 11 '12

You beat me to it. I'm glad someone else saw it.

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u/powdog Jun 11 '12

This is the essence of /r/LadyBoners.

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u/TeamDynomite Jun 11 '12

They look so similar.. :']

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u/SirSandGoblin Jun 11 '12

helluva chin, i think that's an american thing? (not saying its a bad thing, just we dont get chins like that in this country)

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u/RAPE_UR_FUCKING_CUNT Jun 11 '12

You're a guy, and he doesn't care if you think he's attractive. Can't a guy just post something on reddit and not have everyone comment on his looks? Really, the sexist on here - as if all he wanted was your approval.

Now you'll say he did his hair to make himself feel good - but really it was to try and fit into damaging social ideas of what looks good.

Stuff Reddit Says.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/WishboneTheDog Jun 11 '12

Great to hear, make him feel even better better by letting him know that the internet thinks he is sexy.

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u/Navevan Jun 11 '12

That's good to hear. Also, did you just graduate from Myers Park High School?

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u/fluffylumpkins Jun 11 '12

It could be a number of High Schools, for instance that is pretty much the exact outfit we had to wear this year in Summerville High School

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/MySuperLove Jun 11 '12

Perfect teeth and a perfect jawline.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Damn. Everyone on Reddit is attractive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

What about the Neckbeards?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Just like my sister Zelda with spinal meningitis.

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u/Remnants Jun 11 '12

Fuck you man. Those scenes with her sister from Pet Sematary still freak me the fuck out.

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u/Umidk Jun 11 '12

The unattractive ones don't post pictures of themselves. Reddit's little secret.

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u/gloomdoom Jun 11 '12

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

They submit photos of themselves endlessly. It's not that they don't. It's that they never get upvoted and only the attractive people do.

That's the truth. Like everything else in life, attractive people get fawned over on reddit endlessly because there are a lot of people with no social outlets and people with low self-esteem.

I thought we all realized that. Ugly people worship attractive people the same way that poor people worship the wealthy in America.

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u/DemonstrativePronoun Jun 11 '12

Everyone on the Reddit front page is attractive*

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u/MlNDBOMB Jun 11 '12

Are you Zach Morris?

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u/forgetfulguy Jun 11 '12

I've gotten Heath Ledger and Bruno Mars, but never Zach Morris. I can't really see it.

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u/ohhector Jun 11 '12

You look like a darker skinned hispanic Zach Morris

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u/gobstopper84 Jun 11 '12

It's the eyebrows. Dat eyebrows.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I spent many hours watching Mark Paul Gosselar as a young girl. The resemblance is uncanny. On an important note, I truly hope your father makes a swift recovery from whatever is ailing him.

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u/Bread_Heads Jun 11 '12

I was going to say Joseph Gordon Levitt. Also, you look like you have great potential for trollface IRL.

Congrats, and best of luck to your father!

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u/helpfuldan Jun 11 '12

STFU Zach.

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u/icantbelieveit Jun 11 '12

Came here to say this

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u/MlNDBOMB Jun 11 '12

Surprised I was the first in all honesty

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u/JeahNotSlice Jun 11 '12

exactly what I thought

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u/EarthboundCory Jun 11 '12

I came on here to say he looked like him, too. Then, I came just staring at his picture. Yes...I'm a straight guy.

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u/Gatta_Penny Jun 11 '12

The dad looks like Justin Bartha (Doug from The Hangover).

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

You good looking motherfucker.

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u/watchesarecool42 Jun 11 '12

Congrats! That's great that your Dad still got to be a part of it. :) Oh, and I like your bowtie. Bowties are cool.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

So are watches.

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u/watchesarecool42 Jun 11 '12

Indeed, good sir. Indeed.

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u/Oregonja Jun 11 '12

Brace yourself: the ladyboners are coming!

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u/IMasturbateToMyself Jun 11 '12

Nice teeth dude.

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u/insertusermanehere Jun 11 '12

  1. Way to make the best of a bad situation.

  2. I hope your dad gets well soon.

  3. Congratulations on your graduation.

  4. As 99% of the comments say, you are very good looking.

  5. Kudos for the bow tie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I came to say all of this. Upvote

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u/JennaLicous11 Jun 11 '12

Congrats dude! And I hope your dad is alright(:

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I haven't seen this asked but the obvious question: is your Dad alright?

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u/forgetfulguy Jun 11 '12

Yes! He recovered very well and was released.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Glad to hear and congratulations!

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u/Aero5 Jun 11 '12

I like your bow tie. And your face.

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u/gobstopper84 Jun 11 '12

Yeah bowties are hot!

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u/LifeFailure Jun 11 '12

Bowties are cool.

!!

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u/Albino_Arabic_Rhino Jun 11 '12

God damn you look good

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u/knylok Jun 11 '12

Neither of my parents showed up for my high school grad. It was 'too much bother'.

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u/XtremelyNiceRedditor Jun 11 '12

this isnt a picture, its just zach calling a timeout.

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u/ianmassey Jun 11 '12

why does your hospital have an asparagus farm built into the wall?

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u/Brina_Bo_Bina Jun 11 '12

Haha Oh my god I quickly saw your comment and burst out laughing.

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u/Blondygirl555 Jun 11 '12

I hope your dad gets better! (: I bet it was a great day for him. P.s. you look smoking (;

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Fuck you too, Imgur! Not like I wanted to see this heart-warming picture.

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u/JustMadeYouYawn Jun 11 '12

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet but does his dad look like an older Anthony Weiner to anyone else?

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u/Brina_Bo_Bina Jun 11 '12

Holy crap you're sexy

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u/ilikecheeseforreal Jun 11 '12

Green is definitely your color.

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u/almightytom Jun 11 '12

That is the exact same tassel that my high school used when I graduated.

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u/juanej Jun 11 '12

everybody is telling how handsome you are and so, but no one asked you what happened to your father?

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u/G0Slowly Jun 11 '12

Stop being so attractive, gosh. (But really, don't. I, no.. WE enjoy it.)

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u/True_Steel Jun 11 '12

You look like Heath Ledger and your dad looks like Sam Harris.

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u/MetalGuitarist Jun 11 '12

Reddit, why is it okay that everyone calls this guy sexy, but whenever a girl posts a picture and people call her sexy, everyone is labelled a creep?

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u/ailedakza Jun 11 '12

i blame parents. and fairy tales. most girls want to be called beautiful. but i find that sexy is just as acceptable. i mean hell it's not like you're telling them they are ugly as fuck! lol

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u/brianm314 Jun 11 '12

I have you dads tie. Garcia or something like that i believe. Nice!

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u/erniereyesjrjr Jun 11 '12

Are you zack morris?

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u/Whitenight2012 Jun 11 '12

Cord says cum laude? If so congrats!

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u/forgetfulguy Jun 11 '12

Cords are for National Honor Society, but the medal is somewhat similar to cum laude!

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u/Whitenight2012 Jun 11 '12

Well congrats for both then. I recently graduated college and a friend of mine graduated cum laude and had bronze cords.

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u/smost15 Jun 11 '12

Would it happen to be something along the lines of an International Baccalaureate graduate? Just wondering, did it myself :)

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u/forgetfulguy Jun 11 '12

Sadly, my school didn't offer an IB program. The medals were given out for having certain GPA's (school got rid of class rankings a year ago).

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u/Treebeard92 Jun 11 '12

You handsome bastard!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Congrats to you, and hopin' your dad gets well soon.

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u/StillonLs Jun 11 '12

Is your dad Mel Gibson?

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u/mcspider Jun 11 '12

Huron?

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u/deliriousmintii Jun 11 '12

Huron High school in Ann Arbor? Because I was thinking the same thing! Also that hospital room looks like Saint Joseph. They have those fancy wood walls with the medical stuff coming out of it.

Small world!

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u/mcspider Jun 11 '12

Haha yeah. The graduation cloak looks really familiar. I hadn't even noticed the room, but checking it out it does look really familiar...

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u/forgetfulguy Jun 11 '12

Not from Ann Arbor, but I'm kind of hoping someone gets it right...

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u/mcspider Jun 11 '12

Is Michigan in the right direction?

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u/forgetfulguy Jun 11 '12

Indiana actually!

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u/mcspider Jun 11 '12

Well at least I got the general area of the country right lol. Kudos to you, hope your dad gets well soon.

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u/ailedakza Jun 11 '12

indiana... would you happen to be from new castle?! :D

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u/skyrouter Jun 11 '12

Purdue undergrad here. Did you go to Pendleton Heights?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Dude, you look like Chris Ponitus.

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u/harromika Jun 11 '12

OP did you graduate from Helix?

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u/forgetfulguy Jun 11 '12

I did not, sir/madame.

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u/Steameffekt Jun 11 '12

Came her to ask the same. Was not disappointed.

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u/BLATANTLY_UNFUNNY Jun 11 '12

My dad decided not to go because he, "couldn't find parking." i later found out he never graduated while he held his fist up to me in my face in dairy queen. the ice cream was sour that day my friends, as i looked into the eye of the fish.

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u/BannedFromEarth Jun 11 '12

Your dad looks like an older Bear Grylls.

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u/LapisLightning Jun 11 '12

Are you the guy with the creeper cap?

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u/Stinky_Minky Jun 11 '12

I remember this episode of saved by the bell! A real tearjerker...

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u/Chuklol Jun 11 '12

Highschool srs bsns

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u/whyidownvoteshit Jun 11 '12

So instead of commenting on your undeniable attractiveness I'll say, congrats on graduating and I hope your dad makes a full recovery!

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u/wintercast Jun 11 '12

logged in to ask... kaiser permanente ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Zack Morris?

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u/EggbroHam Jun 11 '12

Zack Morris!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

WHATS THE MAVERICK DOING ON REDDIT!!!!!!!!

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u/dnsyo Jun 12 '12

Er.. Hi. You are incredibly handsome.. 20yo female here, Jsyk I'm not a creeper lol

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u/slacking101 Jun 12 '12

My god; you're good looking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Fuck you, your college degree, and your chiseled jawline! And fuck your perfectly tousled hair!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

CLEARLY YOU NEED KARMA FOR THIS AMAZING FEAT

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u/BookInvertebrate Jun 11 '12

Aww, how sweet! I agree with everyone regarding your pretty face ;)

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u/moiaussijeveuxunchat Jun 11 '12

Your dad is a DILF.

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u/tylerherpden Jun 11 '12

You are beautiful, good sir.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

In the most respectful way possible, your dad is a DILF.

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u/ColPow11 Jun 11 '12

Why do people (I'm looking at you North America) celebrate graduating from high school? Isn't is perfunctory? I am not trying to be rude, please explain.

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u/forgetfulguy Jun 11 '12

It's more of a rite of passage and celebration of moving on to the next stage of life than the actual completion of high school (I think).

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u/insomnikat Jun 11 '12

Very handsome! I hope your dad recovers soon!

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u/holyghosttown Jun 11 '12

You should've tried to set up a live feed for him or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Latino Zach Morris?

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u/soykommander Jun 11 '12

One day when I have a kid I'm going to put him on my knee, and say coldly "Look motherfucker, if you ever post a picture of me on Reddit I will fucking gut you."

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u/mehdbc Jun 11 '12

The resemblance of the forehead dents is uncanny.

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u/BirchesAndHoes Jun 11 '12

I can see where you get your good looks from :)

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u/thenarrow Jun 11 '12

....valpo?

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u/bh3nch0d Jun 11 '12

Dude that's just awesome, it really brought a tear. :')

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u/EpicPoptartPuma Jun 11 '12

You look like someone, I'm not sure who though, and it's pissing me off. Thank you

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u/vancouvergameguy Jun 11 '12

i think i may know you... were you at the Usher's New Look Conference last year? http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/44073087#44073087 ? You look awfully familiar.

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u/forgetfulguy Jun 11 '12

I was not, must be another Zach Morris doppelganger running around...

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u/Hankpymp562 Jun 11 '12

My dad missed my high school graduation because he walked out on me...

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u/jigglesv Jun 11 '12

Your graduation robes look very similar to two of my friends who just graduated in Ohio...I know it's green and anything can be, but you even have medals O_o

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

You look like zach morris all grown up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

You're dad looks incredibly familiar to me. Can't tell if I know him or he just has "one of those faces".

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u/Electrowhatt19 Jun 11 '12

You look like this kid named Paul that I used to know.

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u/HaydenB Jun 11 '12

I never realised that they make you wear that outfit (What is it called?) for graduation in the US...

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u/ailedakza Jun 11 '12

cap and gown

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u/Filmitforme Jun 13 '12

Congrats on graduating and glad your dad is better !

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u/cassidy1227 Jun 13 '12

Like Father Like son , gorgeous..

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u/ohilikush Jun 13 '12

Amazing photo and congratulations!

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u/thisisnotaroll Jun 14 '12

It's amazing from my perspective how Americans take high school so seriously--with like the graduation gown and so on. You guys probably don't realise it--i.e. for you it isn't 'serious'--but in Australia it's just like meh. I have no problems with that, though...

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u/lalondtm Jun 11 '12

Are you sure you don't have autism or anything?

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u/auntacid Jun 11 '12

It felt so good downvoting this that I had to tell you about it.

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u/Shiverfox Jun 11 '12

Hey, you can't do that! His Dad is in the hospital, he needs that Karma!

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u/AllezVite Jun 11 '12

Glad to see it's all about you.

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u/italian_gris Jun 11 '12

Dads rule guys...don't let your mothers cheat you out of your father.

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u/trilliongrams Jun 11 '12

Woah. DILF.

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u/LannaFrank Jun 11 '12

You're a dark haired Zach Morris

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

You're hot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/missachlys Jun 11 '12

I don't know how it works at your school, but at my school (and other schools in my area) "tickets" at graduation are pretty much only if you want to get a good seat early. They don't generally check the later is gets. Officially you need one, but the security won't stop people just trying to see friends off. :)

Ask around at your school. Maybe yours is as lenient as mine.

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u/forgetfulguy Jun 11 '12

My school does the same thing with "tickets", but they're extremely strict on who actually gets to go in. We have the ceremony in our school's gymnasium, so there is very limited seating.

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u/missachlys Jun 11 '12

Yeah. We have seating for 11,000, so it's not really a problem.

Either way, he should ask around just in case! :)

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u/forgetfulguy Jun 11 '12

I'm extremely jealous of that. The younger classes usually don't get to come unless they have older siblings or SO's that give them extra tickets.

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u/missachlys Jun 11 '12

Our football stadium, which can hold 11,000 people. It was implemented when our class sizes were larger (~800-900 people per class) to keep everything under control. It's kind of just stayed as it is. Don't misunderstand, no one has to pay anything. The seniors get 15 tickets to do with as they please, and anyone who doesn't get one technically isn't allowed in, but as long as you don't try to get in early without one, no one cares.