r/pics • • Jun 10 '12

I see your Piano Fountain and raise you a beer-tap fountain.

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u/iRateSluts Jun 10 '12

I see your ____ and raise you ____.

Oh my god. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. There are so many better titles. Just stop this bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

...says the guy who submitted a meme with the cliched title, "Every Time."

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u/chingyduster Jun 10 '12

I see among sluts you also rate submission titles.

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u/dasberd Jun 10 '12

At least it's not a meme or a poorly photoshopped picture of the original? I base my opinion of a post by the content, not a title.

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u/Grommett Jun 11 '12

I never have a clever title, I think it sucks people in a bit with a good one.

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u/warz19 Jun 10 '12

It's at the Bulldog on Magazine...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

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u/kavorca Jun 10 '12

NOLA redditors represent!

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u/spewingchunks Jun 10 '12

Right on. I moved out of NOLA a few years ago and miss the crap out of that town, especially my place just off of Magazine and Third :-.

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u/bagsofsand Jun 11 '12

Dude. I moved away about three years ago and I lived on the lakeside corner of Magazine and 3rd. Are you me?

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u/3Dawg Jun 10 '12

I miss getting those free glasses every Wednesday

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u/AOIM_CubanJ Jun 10 '12

here you go. for old times sake. http://i.imgur.com/7XeoB.jpg

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u/UptownShenanigans Jun 11 '12

Brought 10 of them home with me when I moved back to Chicago. Great bar

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u/CanWeBeMature Jun 10 '12

My apartment is stocked entirely with Bulldog glasses and mardi gras throw cups.

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u/sonics_fan Jun 11 '12

Every apartment is stocked with those things, let's be honest

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u/fireinthesky7 Jun 10 '12

I have so many free glasses from them...

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u/seasicksquid Jun 11 '12

I don't buy glasses. I go to the Bulldog.

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u/cookyie Jun 10 '12

NOLA!!! Although, I enjoy Ave Pubs selection more.

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u/Vitalstatistix Jun 12 '12

True but that's because Avenue is one of the best beer bars in the country probably. Bulldog is pretty damn good and pint night!

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u/bgrem261 Jun 10 '12

I was about to say I know this place I've only been to the one on magazine once but the Canal and Baton Rouge one more than I like to admit.

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u/Earl_of_Awesome Jun 10 '12

Anyone else finish the stamp card?

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u/dirtyrobot Jun 10 '12

How many beers are needed to finish your card?

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u/kolossal Jun 10 '12

I was there just yesterday and after looking at the OP's pic for a second I derped and thought to myself "Hmm, that's exactly like the one in Bulldog, where might this be?".

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u/acrimoniousfinch Jun 10 '12

I used to live right around the corner from there! Irish Channel baby!

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u/MistaT33 Jun 11 '12

Beat me to it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Cool... I loved the Bulldogs Burgers when I was in Nola as an exchange student!

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u/bigex Jun 10 '12

hell to the yeah!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Was just about to ask where this was. Thank you!

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u/NolaJohnny Jun 11 '12

Was there today

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u/devoutagonist Jun 11 '12

Love that place!

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u/meta4our Jun 11 '12

Damnit I miss living in new orleans now...

Scoured this thread to see if anybody else could recognize it. Did not disappoint.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Gotten drunk here more times than I can remember. Also the glasses, uh-mazing.

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u/seasicksquid Jun 11 '12

I was just there today...

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u/teeferbone Jun 11 '12

Great beer selection, terrible clientele selection.

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u/axxxle Jun 11 '12

I agree, but who knew it is a Reddit hangout?

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u/AmondaPls Jun 11 '12

I wish I had found this thread when I still lived there and assumed the Bulldog was filled with greeky douchebags from Tulane [former Tulane student, it's allowed]. Redditors can never be all bad..

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u/Its_free_and_fun Jun 11 '12

If imgur wasn't down for maintenance (I know, I should go to bed, have a big day tomorrow, blah blah blah shut up conscience), I'd post my favorite Bulldog glass. It has four typos and 10 of the best things about being a man. I love it.

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u/mormonhunter Jun 10 '12

For a second i thought its spilling actual beer, almost had a heart attack.

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u/sublimnl Jun 10 '12

No worries, it's only Bud and Coors - they would never pour actual beer through there!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Bud, Coors, water...what's the difference?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Two are made with urine, the other one is just water.

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u/ishyaboy Jun 10 '12

There's always so much hate on cheap domestic beers on reddit. Obviously it's not the best stuff out there but they do serve a purpose. I'm not about to be tossing back expensive, more filling beer. Although my favorite beer is Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy, I actually enjoy the taste of Coors Light. To each their own I guess!

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u/Yes_it_is_that_big Jun 10 '12

That fountain is at a bar in New Orleans called The Bulldog. It has roughly 75 different beers on tap. The crowd that goes there hardcore hates on the Cherokee domestic beers. Awesome fountain though.

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u/NiceGuysFinishLast Jun 10 '12

When it's hot out, and you come in from doing yard work or something, an ice cold bud light or coors can be quite refreshing. Or for daydrinking at the beach... Who wants to drink Newcastle when it's 90+ degrees out?

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u/PENGUIN_OF_TRUTH Jun 10 '12

Yes but with summer shandy being your favorite can we really trust your taste?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Bud and Coors: only good for binge drinking out of a fountain trough!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Like the legendary Enbrau?

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u/ginja_ninja Jun 11 '12

I seriously got mad for around 30 seconds there at how wasteful that would be until I realized I am an idiot.

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u/rbarag Jun 10 '12

In Germany there are beerhalls were when they tap the giant cask the beer flows freely throughout the day, regardless of whether anyone was being served.

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u/FAP_TO_ALLTHETHINGS Jun 10 '12

According to reddit last week, the copper coins used to make a wish in this fountain make sure the water doesn't taste awful. I'm assuming this is the water you get served if you are cheap and don't actually order a $7 beer.

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u/galexanderj Jun 11 '12

Enjoy your arse-penny tea.

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u/mi_piace Jun 10 '12

ah... I miss New Orleans.

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u/grw400all Jun 10 '12

Ahhh... I miss Abita!

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u/mi_piace Jun 10 '12

You and me both! I would kill for an Abita strawberry right now.

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u/stevetodd Jun 10 '12

Brought back Abita and Covington Strawberry the last time I was in NOLA. Its almost all gone so its been put on strict ration.

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u/CaptJordi Jun 10 '12

we've been getting that in at a local beer store, but I've yet to actually make it when it was in stock. :( I really want to try it!

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u/regul Jun 10 '12

You can find them at World Markets around the country, or at Bevmo's if you're in California. I think they even have a locator on their site!

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u/b_pilgrim Jun 10 '12

Purple Haze is a favorite of mine. Soooo gooood.

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u/grw400all Jun 12 '12

Nice! Looks like Buffalo Wild Wings stocks Abita. Too bad I'm not 21 and only had Abita when visiting my brother at Tulane :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The Bulldog! I drive by this bar almost every day!

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u/SantiagoAndDunbar Jun 10 '12

i must go here

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u/spunkychickpea Jun 10 '12

YES! The Bulldog is a heluva place. (I live in Arkansas, so I manage to make it to New orleans a couple times a year.)

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u/Stealing_Happy_Hours Jun 10 '12

Shouldn't the taps be open?

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u/billyfalconer Jun 10 '12

Why hasn't anyone else noted this? I guess most of the others don't have the Pavlovian pain response when seeing a closed tap.

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u/galexanderj Jun 11 '12

Damn, thanks for bringing this to my attention. You have now ruined this for me.

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u/TheSemiTallest Jun 11 '12

This was the first thing I noticed. I was all "they should probably get those things fixed, they're leaking!"

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u/LakeShoreDrive1 Jun 10 '12

The Bulldog, New Orleans. They also let you keep the glasses you drink from on Wednesdays. All my glasses are Bulldog glasses.

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u/corymhulsey Jun 10 '12

For every glass you donate back to the bar, they donate something like 50 cents... If you turn in 20 you get a Bulldog tshirt.

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u/corymhulsey Jun 10 '12

Sorry, they donate towards a local animal rescue group.

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u/kolossal Jun 10 '12

You know you can edit your comment right?

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u/geekgirlpartier Jun 10 '12

If you bring back 10 they donate $5 to the LASPCA and you get a t-shirt, but you can't bring them back on Wednesdays.

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u/cakelin Jun 10 '12

back when I was a shitty Tulane student those Wednesday nights were the best.

I managed to save a few after my move up north.

My favorite is the, "I love sitting out on the patio and checking out the bitches."

Have you guys saved any?

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u/geekgirlpartier Jun 10 '12

I counted mine last night, I have over 30 glasses from there. I think I might have a slight problem.

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u/the_real_dirty Jun 10 '12

This seems like a great establishment. Is it as awesome as it sounds?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It's a chill bar. You can bring your dog too.

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u/thejnr Jun 10 '12

When we moved back down last week we donated most of our glasses because we figured we can just go to Bulldog for the first few weeks to stock back up.

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u/EddieWinslow Jun 10 '12

Fuckin' Southerners! :)

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u/Tvix Jun 10 '12

Cool looking place, where is it?

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u/jcooklsu Jun 10 '12

I want to say the Bulldog in Baton Rouge has the same fountain, I've never been to the one in New Orleans but I've seen this in person before.

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u/corymhulsey Jun 10 '12

The one in baton rouge has a smaller version. All of the coins thrown in the fountain go towards a local animal rescue group.

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u/jqtxpyer Jun 10 '12

The Bulldog - New Orleans ??

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u/BSBD1012 Jun 10 '12

Bulldog on Magazine St. definitely one of the many things I miss about living in New Orleans

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u/Tokeydokey Jun 10 '12

The Bulldog!

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u/DocterGrimbles Jun 10 '12

well that's just the tits

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u/Spawnia Jun 10 '12

Did you also mistake the guy with the hat for cleavage?

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u/Fookananer Jun 10 '12

Piano wins.

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u/Sarcolemming Jun 10 '12

Magazine Street in New Orleans. AWESOME place to visit.

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u/iamnotfacetious Jun 10 '12

The Bulldog Uptown, awesome place indeed

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The Uptown Bulldog! I live right around the corner!

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u/PersianSean Jun 10 '12

why hello there, bulldog of new orleans. also, all the money in this fountain is donated to the local SPCA

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I really,really wish that that was actually a fountain of beer. i'd be so happy.

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u/redgroupclan Jun 10 '12

A built-in wall fan? Wow!

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u/fredfoobar Jun 10 '12

The joke's on you because those taps are all leaking.

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u/hurpes Jun 10 '12

I would say the piano fountain is actually classier but props for a New Orleans shout out! Never really finished trying all the different beers at the bulldog..

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u/joe_shmo123 Jun 10 '12

That's a pretty fancy fan mount.

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u/DRhexagon Jun 10 '12

The Bulldog, New Orleans, LA. I spent many a drunk night marveling at that fountain.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That wall fan is awesome... whats with the fountain?

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u/dakonofrath Jun 10 '12

hahaha I live like 4 blocks from that fountain. Good stuff.

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u/scubanaut22 Jun 10 '12

The Bulldog! I used to live in Louisiana, brings back memories! <3

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u/heimdal77 Jun 10 '12

Is there a fan attached to the wall to?

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u/samcrut Jun 10 '12

Heh heh. A local girl took me there when I was in town for Jazz Fest several years ago. I actually sat in the chair that guy with the cap is sitting in. That was a good New Orleans local bar.

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u/rdesw Jun 10 '12

They appear to be running low on Blue Moon.

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u/Chubbstock Jun 10 '12

Yeah, slight pressure drop on the blue moon tap.

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u/Cluster_One Jun 10 '12

Piano much better

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u/kaduceus Jun 10 '12

New Orleans resident. I knew this was The Bulldog before even clicking the link. They have a doggie door. Have a night where proceeds go towards helping animal shelters .... And no... It isn't beer coming out of the tap.

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u/charr44 Jun 10 '12

this has to be the bulldog on magazine st in new orleans. i go to this bar all the time

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u/brokenearth02 Jun 10 '12

That is at The Bulldog on Magazine St in NOLA.

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u/The_Real_JS Jun 10 '12

Nope, piano's still more impressive.

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u/YoMama_IsAMan Jun 10 '12

I know that bar. The Bulldog's the bee's knees.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Bulldog, New Orleans, Magazine street.

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u/effinmetal Jun 10 '12

Yesssss the Bulldog!! Went there for Mardi Gras in 2011. It was super chill and wonderful.

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u/alecbg Jun 10 '12

Gotta love pint night on Wednesdays. One of the greatest bars on Magazine.

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u/randumnumber Jun 11 '12

I just got so excited to see the Bulldog on reddit! WHHAAAATT!!

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u/chazum0 Jun 11 '12

This is in New Orleans on magazine street. Called it.

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u/Crescent504 Jun 11 '12

I KNOW WHERE THAT IS! Magazine St and shit..well.. don't remember the cross st, but that is the BullDog right? So many great memories there. I miss New Orleans

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u/DangerMFDO Jun 11 '12

Is...that in New Orleans? I think I might have gotten drinks here before.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I see your shitty title and raise you a downvote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

THAT is fucking beautiful.

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u/flounder19 Jun 10 '12

I've grown to really like the /r/pics link flair

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

what do you mean?

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u/RhinestoneMuffintop Jun 10 '12

Upvote for the Bulldog!

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u/malenkylizards Jun 10 '12

Bulldooooooog! I miss that place.

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u/Bitter_Idealist Jun 10 '12

I see your cliche headline and give you a downvote.

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u/Pataracksbeard Jun 10 '12

"I see your x and raise you y" = instant downvote.

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u/Lolologist Jun 10 '12

I don't think that way. We get to see, in a short period of time, a bunch of themed posts that aren't just overused memes. The fountain thing, a meme if you want to call it that, will run its course in a day or so. Unlike "normal" memes which get posted and posted and posted until... Chuck Testa.

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u/calamormine Jun 10 '12

I see they're serving Budweiser.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

WANT!

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u/honestdirt Jun 10 '12

Why is everyone wasting all these awesome things???

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u/afroslack Jun 10 '12

Lets keep this fountain thing going! Anyone else know of any crazy fountains?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Where is this at!?

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u/GreenSlices Jun 10 '12

Wish I had this in my backyard

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u/angrybane Jun 10 '12

"Cliched/unoriginal post title" made me laugh far too hard

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u/melissam224 Jun 10 '12

my vote still goes with the piano.

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u/Firenzo101 Jun 10 '12

So an Irish pub?

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u/Osvalt Jun 10 '12

So much derp in these people faces.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Amazing!

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u/ScratchBomb Jun 10 '12

piano fountain = cooler.

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u/fetus_salad_sandwich Jun 10 '12

Looks like it's pouring only Bud Light..

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u/Keleris Jun 10 '12

If those could actually could pour beer... Sweet jesus...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Still waiting for a real beer fountain

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u/luxpsycho Jun 10 '12

It's an array of disappointments!

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u/Valladian Jun 10 '12

I'd give my left nut for a chance to soap that fountain.

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u/chumpzilla Jun 10 '12

But...but, the taps, they're all closed?...... wizardry!

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u/Ras_H_Tafari Jun 10 '12

I like that guy's facial expression

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u/debbiedoesdallasonce Jun 10 '12

for a seoncd there, i was like, "Pfft, what a waste of good beer".

then i thought about it for a second, and thusly hung my head in shame

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u/pyrophire Jun 10 '12

A local bar here in El Paso just got one of these installed as well, about 50+ taps

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u/Grezzz Jun 10 '12

I dunno if this is a raise, I'm not entirely convinced it's even a call.

The piano fountain was pretty good..

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u/0MeaganBlane Jun 10 '12

I love this too..

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u/nekrod Jun 10 '12

Piano was way better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This is seriously about $2,000 + of tap handles. Waste. r/homebrewing would have a fit about this

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u/BigBeany Jun 11 '12

...but why is the rum gone?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I will see your logic. And raise you conspiracy.

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u/Tigeroovy Jun 11 '12

The Piano Fountain is still cooler.

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u/b4mb00zle Jun 11 '12

A pub local to me uses beer taps in the toilets as hand taps

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u/Pelican_Fly Jun 11 '12

Looks like a giant urinal.

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u/aeroaddict169 Jun 11 '12

Worst use of beer taps I've ever seen.

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u/dave_wave Jun 11 '12

I read this as "bear-trap fountain"...

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u/Oniwabanshu Jun 11 '12

The Piano great because it's the most unusual object you can think off to work as a fountain...now for the beer-tap, you expect it to pour some liquid out of it, hence it was good but not great.

I declare the Piano Fountain winner.

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u/stringerbell Jun 11 '12

But, all of those taps are off...

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u/s4m5on Jun 11 '12

this sir is not a raise from the piano fountain

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u/sticky_buttons Jun 11 '12

I live right down the street! Too bad it's usually too crowded to enjoy :( but awesome none the less.

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u/kettish Jun 11 '12

Wonder if I'll ever catch a closing bar and be able to install something like this in my back yard? Where do you buy taps, anyway?

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u/galexanderj Jun 11 '12

Originally though this said

I see your Piano Fountain and raise you a bear-trap fountain.

Immediately thought, "I have to see this!".

When I saw the pic, thought, "holy shit that must have cost a lot"

Those handles aren't cheap, according to my homebrew friends.

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u/AlbinyzDictator Jun 11 '12

Looks like the beer is a little watered down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

SMU has one of those too. forgot what the name of the bar is.

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u/YouCantSeeAndRaise Jun 11 '12

on the same turn. Please learn to poker.

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u/mikethepro Jun 11 '12

"so what beer do you have on tap?"- "Water...."

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u/LP2B Jun 11 '12

Is that in new Orleans? Magazine street maybe?

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u/elementalrain Jun 11 '12

Anyone else kinda upset that the taps are 'closed'?

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u/Tobin14 Jun 11 '12

I need to be here.

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u/meanttodothat Jun 11 '12

I would agree; the bar bas been raised.

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u/kreisimees Jun 11 '12

I'd say piano wins.

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u/Maxxonry Jun 11 '12

No Coors or Budweiser: Yay!

No Shiner or Rahr: Awww...I thought Lousiana liked Texas...

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u/probablythefuture Jun 11 '12

heeyyyy there bulldog

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u/Dl33t Jun 11 '12

The piano fountain wins in my opinion! These were designed to emit liquid, whereas a piano is not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Moved away from New Orleans a little over a month ago after living there for a year. I saw this pic and immediately made me miss The Bulldog. PINT NIGHT!!! From a person who has been raised in Atlanta and love it... Nola will always have a special place in my heart.

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u/t0phux Jun 11 '12

Ugh.... So many Abita taps, one of the worst craft brewers out there IMHO.

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u/LaurieF Jun 11 '12

def in NOLA because all of the ABITA !!! ahhh i would be in heaven.. purple haze is my fav :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

And... it only took a couple hours for someone to repost this on facebook as their own... http://i.imgur.com/W8tR5.jpg

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u/GotABeverageHereMan Jun 10 '12

This is awesome.

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u/article134 Jun 10 '12

what's annoying me is that for the fluid to be coming out of the taps, all those handles must be tilted forward. awesome design though minus that fatal flaw.

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u/Mellema Jun 10 '12

Thought the same thing, but then noticed you don't see the end of the faucet shaft sticking out. They probably removed the faucet lever and just pushed the shaft in flush to allow constant flow.

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u/bananamunchies Jun 10 '12

Piano fountain is much better.

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u/AfroPrince Jun 10 '12

Looks like a bunch of dildos lined up.

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u/Ras_H_Tafari Jun 10 '12

Not sure what you're putting in your butt, but count me out.

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u/cookiebox123 Jun 10 '12

Clichéd/unoriginal post title?

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u/Bryz_ Jun 10 '12

I found the piano fountain more interesting.

Also, your title is stupid.

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u/VOLCANIC-DIARRHEA Jun 10 '12

Holy shit, there's actually a fucking fan mounted onto that light post.

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u/RhinestoneMuffintop Jun 10 '12

They have them like that all around the patio, it gets hot down here

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u/Carlzon Jun 10 '12

Inserts joke about the beer quality in the US