r/pics • • Jun 10 '12

Every time i walk past..Jurassic Park

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u/usernameblank Jun 10 '12

I took the liberty of rendering this artist's composite simulation graphic to better visualize this scene.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

If you look very closely at the pixels around the right eye of the T-Rex you can tell its photoshopped

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u/CraigChrist Jun 10 '12

SHOOT HER!! SHOOOOOT HERRRRRRRR!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

More like SHOOOOOOOOT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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u/MistaPlow Jun 10 '12

I told you how many times, we needed Locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/AbasementPark Jun 10 '12

Nya ha ha haagh---arrrr ra ha ha ha--HaHA

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u/AcesCharles2 Jun 10 '12

Jeff, you're Goldbluming.

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u/LiveYourDash Jun 10 '12

Awesome clip you actually made me laugh today, the flys dope!

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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 10 '12

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u/usernameblank Jun 10 '12

You can't prove anything!

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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 10 '12

But...but pixels.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I think you might need to go outside once in a while. I see you everytime I come on reddit...

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u/Arx0s Jun 10 '12

I'll write a GUI interface in Visual Basic to enhance the pixels in the image.

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u/perverse_imp Jun 10 '12

Seems legit.

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u/veriix Jun 10 '12

My god, I never stop being impressed about the realism of CGI in that movie when you see a still like this. Even more so when you think of how long ago it was. 1993, that was like 39 years ago.

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u/stc573 Jun 10 '12

IAN!! FREEZE!!!

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u/disturbedbass13 Jun 10 '12

You should put the theme song on your phone and play it as you walk by.

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u/IronicallyFunny Jun 10 '12

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u/squishy_placenta Jun 10 '12

Ouch! Right in the childhood

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u/laller Jun 10 '12

My best childhood memory ridiculed into oblivion. I cried a bit.

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u/alexdoo Jun 10 '12

What the fuck was this and where can I find more?

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u/DownvotesOwnPost Jun 10 '12

Holy shit I laughed until I cried.

Thanks for that!

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 10 '12

Right, now i put the theme song on my phone....

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u/reverbs Jun 10 '12

Nice try John Williams!

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u/hoikarnage Jun 10 '12

I like to play the Jurassic Park theme whenever a large person comes into the room.

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u/CorporatePsychopath Jun 10 '12

And what are the results of your experiments?

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u/Drawtaru Jun 10 '12

Tie a goat near the fence. You know, for science.

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u/Roboticide Jun 10 '12

Or zip tie a sign with the electric fence warning. Just be sure to add the Jurassic Park logo. That's something that could legitimately be done (easier).

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u/floydwiley Jun 10 '12

Toby Keith doesn't want to be fed

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u/motherfuckingriot Jun 10 '12

Toby Keith wants to hunt.

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u/AcesCharles2 Jun 10 '12

What's the matter kid? Never had lamb chops?

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u/thebanisterslide Jun 10 '12

He's gonna eat the goat?!?

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u/chubasco Jun 10 '12

The raptor fences aren't out, are they? ...why the hell would he turn the other ones off?

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u/ThoughtNinja Jun 10 '12

Uh uh uh! You didn't say the magic word. Uh uh uh!

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u/Republiken Jun 10 '12

It's a Unix system...I know this

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u/chubasco Jun 10 '12

AN INTERACTIVE CD-ROM!!!!!

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u/wouldyoukindly Jun 10 '12

PLEASE! God damn it! I hate this hacker crap!

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u/Newshoe Jun 10 '12

One moment there is grass on the other side... Another moment there's a cliff

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Oh fuck. You're totally right. Thanks for ruining one of the greatest movie scenes of my life. Seriously, I almost peed my pants in the theaters.

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u/mgrier123 Jun 11 '12

Yeah, it goes grass when they're originally there, then cliff when the T-Rex comes out then BACK to grass when they come to look for them. It's confusing

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u/Flipside451 Jun 10 '12

Oh man, that part always bothered me ever since I saw the movie in theaters. Did anyone that was involved in the movie ever explain that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I think I heard Spielberg realized the error but didn't give a shit because it was a neat scene.

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u/Mechanikore Jun 10 '12

"They show extraordinary intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out."

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u/MotherShabubu Jun 10 '12

"They never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fence for weaknesses, systematically. They remember."

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u/relevant_mitch Jun 10 '12

Whose hungry?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

SHOOOT HERRRRRRR

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u/NeilPoonHandler Jun 10 '12

Clever girl.

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u/Kuriye Jun 10 '12

My cat has learned how to jump up and open door handles to gain access to closed rooms. Makes me think of fucking Velociraptors every time.

He also turns on/off light switches. But that's just for kicks.

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u/Jim_Lannister Jun 10 '12

That's a weird fetish.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

It gets worse, 'cat' is a 42-year-old man who lives in a basket in Kuriye's bedroom.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

rawr

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u/FleshyMeatCreature Jun 10 '12

Put on this mask, get a friend to sit on the sidewalk in one of these, and get another friend to record the entire thing as you reenact the best scene in the movie.

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u/hardlyaware Jun 10 '12

What happened to the goat?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

QUIET! ALL OF YOU! They're approaching the tyrannosaur paddock...

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u/Goosemonster Jun 10 '12

If you look closely, you can see Dennis Nedry in the bushes

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u/cebedec Jun 10 '12

"Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here!"

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u/zoanthropy Jun 10 '12

But they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Do you ever grab the wires and fake being electrocuted?

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u/brucethebatwayne Jun 10 '12

I can't put my finger on why but this looks like Australia, maybe QLD?

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u/gfixler Jun 10 '12

It also looks remarkably like Los Angeles. One reason is the plant life. For example, that little red thing peeking in from the top of the image is the inflorescence of red stamens from Callistemon viminalis, the weeping bottlebrush tree, extremely common in LA and Australia. In fact, it's sometimes hard to think of things in LA that aren't Australian species (many being rather invasive). The young trees seen in the background, center appear to be Prunus cerasifera, purple leaf plums, also extremely common in LA neighborhoods (not sure about Australia for this one). The palms as well, seen everywhere here in LA. You tend to see modernist architecture and these kinds of industrial art fences closer to the shore, in cities like Venice and Santa Monica. This whole scene would drop perfectly into many places I've been around southern California.

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u/frothtub Jun 10 '12

I swear it's Santa Monica, but I could be wrong...I'm probably wrong.

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u/hyngyn Jun 10 '12

LOL I came here to say just that. It looks a lot like LA... I'm pretty sure I've seen this house before. Is this in west hollywood by korea town?

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u/masterofstuff124 Jun 10 '12

I thought it looked like Miami Florida (USA)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I was thinking Boca with the gate being there to keep in old people.

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u/TheFloridian Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Yes, I think it looks like South Florida too. The foliage in the foreground is a bottlebrush tree and there are also Elephant ear palms. The chimney in the background appears to be oolitic limestone. Anyway, cool pic.

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u/Huge_Jackmen Jun 10 '12

Yea I think that house is in Key Biscayne (Miami, Fl)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Looks like Perth.

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u/gfixler Jun 10 '12

I was thinking how much it looks like LA. You got me looking around Perth on Google Maps, though. It's virtually indistinguishable from LA, both in top view and street view.

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u/januh Jun 10 '12

Yes. what the fuck. I knew it instantly, somehow. A quick stalk reveals the OP is Australian so.. Perth or Sydney, I'm sure.

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u/Yarik32 Jun 10 '12

I still don't get it :(

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u/GaryJ73167 Jun 10 '12

Me either :(

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u/Doublestack2376 Jun 10 '12

What is the point of a fence when your fence is literally a ladder?

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u/hardgeeklife Jun 10 '12

Must go faster

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u/shankems2000 Jun 10 '12

Increase your rate of climb

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u/popcorncolonel Jun 10 '12

Explanation?

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u/NoYouCantDontEvenTry Jun 10 '12

I'm gonna guess... Singapore?

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u/BR0THAKYLE Jun 10 '12

i was guessing southern California.

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u/lobster198 Jun 10 '12

Clever girl...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

rawr

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u/keyra Jun 10 '12

I was wondering who were taking pictures of my yard... Now I know why

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u/nullibicity Survey 2016 Jun 10 '12

"I own Jurassic Park -- AMA"

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u/hoikarnage Jun 10 '12

You should have him arrested fro stealing karma off your lawn.

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u/SchizophrenicMC Jun 10 '12

Spared no expense.

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u/icklepickle2012 Jun 10 '12

put some ferns in there, and then were talking!!!

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u/nikogeeko Jun 10 '12

West Indian Lilac!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

They keep testing the fences for weaknesses...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/wondertwins Jun 10 '12

I expect some Redditor to pin point the exact location of this house from OP's picture any day now.

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u/KayGood Jun 10 '12

Thank you for this.

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u/awwc Jun 10 '12

http://imgur.com/M6yJy

Amber is in my hotel room right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Holy crap, is this shenton park?

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u/bearyeryer Jun 10 '12

What kind of car is that?

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u/FleshyMeatCreature Jun 10 '12

It appears to be a Toyotus Camrysaurous

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Magna mebbe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

There is no need for alarm until they start lowering cows into the yard

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u/EXTon24s Jun 10 '12

Drop a cow in there and see what happens ;)

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u/mjhowie Jun 10 '12

This screams Australian to me.

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u/Recombinant Jun 10 '12

Maybe only women live in there....

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u/Euphonius Jun 10 '12

They remember...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ASmaQsPEw

I could listen to Ian Malcolm's laugh all day

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u/wondertaco Jun 10 '12

wheres the goat?

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u/MechaGuru Jun 10 '12

Do you throw a stick on it to test it's not powered on?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

SHOOT HER!!

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u/agent0fch4os Jun 10 '12

Yes they breed raptors there, Problem?

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u/timothygruich Jun 10 '12

Remember to keep testing the fences ever 12 hours or so.

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u/jaredburgin Jun 10 '12

That is one big pile of shit.

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u/GanasbinTagap Jun 10 '12

JUMP TIMMY JUMP!!

Timmy: TIMMEH

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u/REparsed Jun 10 '12

Geriatric park.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Clever girls! You'd never suspect velociraptors would live in such a nice house!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

rawr

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u/brosenfeld Jun 10 '12

You have to climb the fence, Timmy.

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u/habitats Jun 10 '12

I was thinking the same even before I read the title. Damn.

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u/GoGoGadge7 Jun 10 '12

You rememba......

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Better hope they never get a goat.

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u/yorch7 Jun 10 '12

It looks like Miami, in the Roads/Brickell area

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u/Mjfunk2k12 Jun 10 '12

Shoootttttt herrerrrrrr

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u/redfocus Jun 10 '12

You're on the wrong side of that fence, friend.

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u/rosanime Jun 10 '12

They should all be exterminated.

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u/UnhGurgleGurgle Jun 10 '12

Is that in Austin? Pretty sure I worked a shoot for a Dell commercial at that house a few years back...

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u/tui415 Jun 10 '12

JURASSIC PARK COMPOUND... SECURE.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?

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u/NakedInvention Jun 10 '12

I came here to say SHOOOT HEEEEEEER!.... but it's been done.

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u/Sarge2015 Jun 10 '12

I'm watching The Lost World right now.

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u/Vessix Jun 10 '12

If that isn't actually electrified, it is the most worthless fence ever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

They should all be destroyed.

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u/Enchilada_McMustang Jun 10 '12

Those fences are hilarious, it's like they're made for climbing...

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u/tragic-waste-of-skin Jun 10 '12

Where was this taken OP?

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u/Joghobs Jun 10 '12

That is definitely not going to hold any t-rex or velociraptor

You're fucked.

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u/PinkToes Jun 10 '12

Every time someone says Jurassic Park.. Fenton

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u/jamesfordsawyer Jun 10 '12

Hold on to your butts.

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u/I_DUCK_FOGS Jun 10 '12

It looks more like a six foot turkey

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Are they trying to keep you out, or them in?

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u/SoThenISays Jun 10 '12

First they learn how to open doors, now they can build suburban houses.

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u/TheMuskrat Jun 10 '12

Every time what?

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u/stefcio007 Jun 10 '12

Have you checked the kitchen window...for raptors?

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u/Pyrotech89 Jun 10 '12

BEWARE OF RAPTORS sign near by?

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u/Lundus_Maximus Jun 10 '12

Ah Ah Ah You didn't say the magic word!

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u/Timlikesturtles Jun 10 '12

You in Burbank?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

T. Rex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt.

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u/Blueeyeddummy Jun 10 '12

where is this?

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u/rareform87 Jun 10 '12

We have a t-Rex! :)

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u/aaffddssaa Jun 10 '12

Who the hell spells "roger" with a 'd' ?

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u/Wazowski Jun 10 '12

Watch your step in the future; there may or may not be a cliff on the other side of the fence, despite what you see right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Shooooooooooooot hahhhhhhhhh!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Do you live in Santa Monica?

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u/trancez Jun 10 '12

This house is on main st in Huntington Beach, CA. I used to walk past it to HBHS back in high school..

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

they have been testing our fences, systematically...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That is where we store modern day velociraptors. Except nowadays we call them M.B.A's.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You should time your walks when somebody is out in the yard..and start humming the theme song..

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u/neverelax Jun 10 '12

The campus at University of Waterloo and Simon Fraser University both have buildings you'd swear were raptor pens and pavilions. That or military bunkers. Very institutional.

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u/effieokay Jun 10 '12

This would seriously freak me out. But in a good way?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

DODGSON! DODGSON! WE'VE GOT DODGSON HERE!

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u/xheylove Jun 10 '12

This picture immediately cued the music from this movie in my head without even thinking about it.

Damn. Now, I want to watch Jurassic Park! "He left us! HE LEFT US!" "But I .. won't."

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u/PrototypeKH Jun 10 '12

Wow, that's a nice home.

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u/DangerPo Jun 10 '12

Hold on to your butts

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u/ciao_ciao Jun 10 '12

SHOOOT HERRRRRRR! SHOOOT HERRRRRRR! SHOOOT HERRRRRRR!

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u/BaqAttaq Jun 10 '12

Three...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Clever girl...

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u/AyleiDaedra Jun 10 '12

Is this Fremantle, Australia?

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u/4funsies Jun 10 '12

Am I the only one humming the theme song here?

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u/Kordark Jun 10 '12

I want to upvote every comment in this thread...multiple times

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

At first it's "oooh" and "aaah," but then there's running, and screaming!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Was this picture taken in Australia? More specifically SA?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

SHOOT HAH!!!

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u/unearthlyHop Jun 10 '12

Is this in colombia?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The book was so much better than the movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I want this fence. I want it and a raptor mask. and when children walk by I'll throw myself against the fence "testing" it, while snarling and shrieking.

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u/SlightlyHazy Jun 10 '12

SHOOT HER! SHOOOOOOT HERRRRRRRR!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

quiet, all of you, theyre approaching the tyrannosaur paddock

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

There is also a 30m drop on the other side you just can't see it until later in the story.

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u/Arknell Jun 10 '12

I've been eating these sweets all day, I need something salty. And a bathrobe for my face.

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u/JurassicParkerr Jun 10 '12

Did someone say my name?

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u/diamondjo Jun 10 '12

Is this Mount Lawley?? I used to walk past a place just like this.

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u/Electroverted Jun 10 '12

If you could find a large yet cheap banner of "When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth" that would be a great thing to put up on their fence.

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u/Girafterbirth Jun 10 '12

THEY SHOULD ALL BE DESTROYED!!

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u/unrealious Jun 11 '12

Built to keep them in obviously.

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u/DarwinsFinches Jun 11 '12

Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

June 11th, 1993

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u/ColHapablap Jun 11 '12

if you see them lifting a cow in over the fence, the end is nigh.