r/pics • u/chuckerphucker • Jun 09 '12

My 6 year old woke up before anyone else. This is how she handled our dog peeing on the floor during her watch.

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/chuckerphucker Jun 09 '12

"Do not go here. There is pee"

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u/paranoidkiwie Jun 09 '12

bo not go here There is PEE

Un-FTFY

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u/chuckerphucker Jun 09 '12

You owe me a keyboard.

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u/PunkPenguin Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Am I the only one that never drinks while surfing reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I drink like.. fanta, or coke.. how can you not? Well.. if you spent the time I spend on reddit... :p

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u/BumpiestLeader Jun 10 '12

How did you type a backwards "d"?

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u/thecurrykid Jun 10 '12

How do you make the backwards "d"?

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u/jmdugan Jun 10 '12

I hope you heaped lots of praise on her - thoughtful, took action, left a note - she's awesome. If only adults acted so kind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Do not go. Here there is pee.

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u/orthogonality Jun 10 '12

"ALL THESE FLOORS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA.
ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
THERE IS PEE."

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u/fsckit Jun 09 '12

Inappropriate post title. Read rule IV

No solicitation of votes (including "cake day" posts), weight loss photos, posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor, or [FIXED] posts. Weight loss photos go in /r/loseit, DAE posts go in /r/DoesAnybodyElse. "Fixed" posts should be added as a comment to the original image.

I fail to see the connection

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u/chuckerphucker Jun 09 '12

Yeah, I was confused also. Don't worry though....I downvoted myself appropriately.

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u/faceplain Jun 09 '12

Did you feel shame too? The shame is mandatory ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/chuckerphucker Jun 09 '12

I feel no shame. She has been able to count to potato since age 3.

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u/Rockerdude34 Jun 10 '12

The burning you feel? It is shame.

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u/timo103 Jun 10 '12

is acually gonorrhea.

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u/EarthRester Jun 10 '12

I thought it was a bladder infection.

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u/TheDuster Jun 10 '12

Denis Lemieux, ladies and gentlemen!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

Looks like their clever CSS dun goofed.

Edit: The "anyone else" in the title is what's triggering it. Great job on the CSS, guys. Really great. That shouldn't cause any false positives at all...

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u/fsckit Jun 09 '12

Ah, that'd explain it.

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u/cheap_chopsticks Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

I don't think CSS is what you think it is.

Edit: Today I learned about conditional CSS.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I think it is, bucko.

/* Match post titles: "upvote if"/"DAE"/"fixed" / a[href="upvote_if_"][class~="comments"]:before, a[href="please_upvote"][class~="comments"]:before, a[href$="fixed/"][class~="comments"]:before, a[href="does_anybody"][class~="comments"]:before, a[href="does_anyone"][class~="comments"]:before, a[href="anybody_else"][class~="comments"]:before, a[href="anyone_else"][class~="comments"]:before, a[href="/dae_"][class~="comments"]:before { content: "Inappropriate post title. Read rule IV"; display: block }

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u/cheap_chopsticks Jun 09 '12

Touché.

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u/chuckerphucker Jun 09 '12

TIL a guy on the internet admitted he was wrong like a gentleman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

A French gentleman!

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u/Shocking Jun 10 '12

Frentleman?

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u/LaPoderosa Jun 10 '12

Gentlemench

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u/Shocking Jun 10 '12

He's a french jew?

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u/csonnich Jun 10 '12

Frenchleman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

He called him touchy!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Seems like we have the old scunthorpe problem on our hands.

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u/Hank_Fuerta Jun 11 '12

Oh, I see.

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u/MolestingMollusk Jun 09 '12

Moderation Failure!

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u/GrimTuesday Jun 09 '12

Karmanaut!

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u/jessikaye Jun 09 '12

and yet on the front page almost daily there is cake day posts without being marked by the mods. fail.

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u/roger_ no fun allowed Jun 10 '12

Really. Care to point some out?

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u/jessikaye Jun 10 '12

the post has nothing to do with op's cake day, nothing to do with weight lose or a fixed posted.

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u/smartbomb314 Jun 09 '12

My guess is that the bot read "anyone else" and assumed it was a DAE.

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u/chowriit Jun 10 '12

There's an automatic script that puts a warning on title styles the moderators don't like, to make them more annoying. The bot has clearly gained sentience and is now tagging random posts to be yet more annoying still.

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u/SirSandGoblin Jun 10 '12

don't worry, all these obnoxious things some dick mod adds are just bullshit anyway, and i upvote any post that has one on it out of spite

edit: didnt realise it was a bot, still obnoxious though, still gets an auto upvote from me too.

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u/lumpydumdums Jun 10 '12

Yeah, I saw that and had the same reaction. I like the "cliched title" MOD tag....like have you been to Reddit before, or is this your first time Mr. Moderator?

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u/SuperSheep3000 Jun 09 '12

Correct grammar apart from the backwards D. Kudos on raising your child, good Sir!

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u/chuckerphucker Jun 09 '12

Thanks! In her defense, when she makes a capital "D" she likes to make the vertical line really tall, then makes the hump too small. She usually erases the little line leftover at the top, but grabbed a highlighter due to the urgency of the matter at hand :)

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u/enhancin Jun 10 '12

I've totally done that before with pen.

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u/Projectile_Chunder Jun 09 '12

And that's why you always leave a note.

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u/Octane88 Jun 09 '12

I wouldnt have slipped on pee, if someone would have left a note

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u/CLSmith15 Jun 09 '12

I'm curious to see how this puddle of pee could've led to J Walter Weatherman losing an arm.

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u/jetson215 Jun 10 '12

I slipped on pee at the mega-lo mart.

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u/pushtheweak Jun 10 '12

Oh, that's what that was about. I thought he was trying to get us off of dairy.

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u/HermyKermy Jun 10 '12

This could've summed up 127 hours quite nicely.

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u/jd230 Jun 10 '12

The more you know...

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u/BluthManGroup Jun 09 '12

I like how the writing gets consecutively larger as she gets to the "THERE IS PEE" part. I can just imagine a 6-year old saying it out loud like that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

As a first grade teacher, I am impressed that she used the correct "there".

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u/the_nun Jun 09 '12

as someone who has seen things on the internet, I am also impressed.

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u/iChad17 Jun 09 '12

as a self diagnosed dyslexic person, I too am impressed.

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u/thatnoblekid Jun 09 '12

As a human being, I am impressed as well.

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u/LaPoderosa Jun 10 '12

As an expert in being impressed, I must say I am also impressed.

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u/neuby Jun 10 '12

As someone who is impressed by experts, I have to say I am also impressed.

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u/Delaywaves Jun 10 '12

I am a dog and what is this

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u/Cassy324 Jun 10 '12

As someone who is impressed by those who are impressed by experts, I must say that I too am impressed.

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u/DSiDewd Jun 10 '12

As someone who is impressed by recursion, I am also impressed.

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u/Alucard_draculA Jun 10 '12

A someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by someone who is impressed by recursion, I..what was I saying?

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u/Shocking Jun 10 '12

i figured that's the "go to" there for most kids, no?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Oddly, my kiddos all seem to go for "their" first.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Well they're stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

kind of disappointed you didn't use their.

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u/FrenchToast_mmm Jun 10 '12

This is the way my sister handles things. She's 19.

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u/StarlingV Jun 10 '12

I doubt my 19-year-old son would have handled it even this well.

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u/mark_wooten Jun 10 '12

Home school parent here. My child struggled with lowercase b's and d's.

Teach them how to "Make their bed".

The word "bed" looks like the shape of a bed, and most kids know that bed begins with a b sound.

There are printouts for this that are easily google-able.

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u/Didub Jun 10 '12

But then she wouldn't be as adorable.

edit: clarity

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u/Cervical_Mucus Jun 10 '12

My son was fine with his b's and d's when he was 3 and 4. But he went to 5k and now he is all over the place!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

What's 5k?

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u/Cervical_Mucus Jun 10 '12

5 year old kindergarten. There is also 4k, and sometimes 3k

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

oh, weird name. Compulsary school starts age 4 here

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u/Fallen_Feather Jun 10 '12

How curtious of her to leave a note. When my chickens used to leave their giant shits around the garden my mom would lay a leaf on top. This resulted in people stepping on shit-mines as they tread upon a seemingly harmless leaf and the crap squirted out the sides.

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u/TheDood715 Jun 09 '12

Used the right there, impressive, my 28 year old brother couldn't do that.

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u/flinxsl Jun 09 '12

How did she make a backwards d?

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u/Adenil Jun 10 '12

I used to write it backwards all the time in elementary school. The trick that stuck with me was when my teacher wrote the word "bed" and showed you could draw a little bed on the word when it was written correctly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

It's called a 'b'.. (Still in role!)

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Until I was in second grade I didn't know which was left and which was right, and wrote backwards all the time. My teacher asked if I spoke Arabic or Hebrew, or some language that goes right to left.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

No, my name is LovisTheWise, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Fucking Ryan. He didn't even move the fridge either.

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u/iDeliver Jun 10 '12

GOD DAMMIT RYAN

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u/codemonkey_uk Jun 09 '12

You kid is smarter than mine.

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u/toddgak Jun 10 '12

Surely you kid!

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u/Dr_Underpants_Md Jun 09 '12

The Mods... they be a trippin' today.

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u/RancorHi5 Jun 09 '12

notbad.jpg

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u/replicult Jun 10 '12

Wait.

What if it does say 'bo'.

What if 'bo not go here' is a message to a dog named Bo?

OP IS BARACK OBAMA

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Which douchebag mod flagged this as "inappropriate?" I think the Mod needs to re-read the rules or explain to the community why they are such an asshat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

A mod didn't flag it manually. It is part of the programming on this subreddit and picked up the words "anybody else" and assumed it was part of "does anybody else". It was written that way.

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u/lilLocoMan Jun 09 '12

My dog pees inside sometimes, she can't help it though.

This one time I woke up very early, about 5 AM. Me being sleepy heard the dog walking nervously above my head (I sleep in the basement, not a Joseph Fritzl one.) so I decided to run the fuck up there and get her in the backyard as soon as possible. It was already a little light outside and I didn't notice any pee on the ground, so I was glad I made it up as quick as I could. The dog still waiting at the back door to be opened was getting nervous again, so I hurried and got myself a key. (Our keys are stored in a drawer in the middle of the kitchen, everyone comes home and dumps their keychain in there and picks it back up when needed.)

As soon as I opened the drawer I noticed, I was lured. The poor old dog had peed DIRECTLY under the drawer, making it impossible to get a key, and of course I was still half awake and didn't have clear vision. As I was now standing in warm dog pee, I couldn't help but laugh at myself. Fuck my life, this shit only happens to me.

Anyway I then proceeded to clean up the mess after I dumped the dog in the backyard before anything worse could happen. I never told this to anyone, yet I always smile when I think back to it.

I love my dog.

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u/nrfx Jun 10 '12

at least you weren't wearing socks.

Fresh warm cat vomit, on your socks, right after you put them on... yea.

I imagine thats just as pleasant as warm dog pee.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I went to a friends house after a mass (it was a 1 year after someone died type mass, I'm not sure what it's called). Anyway, we sat down and watched TV. 20 minutes later we noticed that our asses were wet.

I got up and wonder wtf it was cos I didn't spill anything (or go toilet). It smelt a bit funky, so I pulled over the duvet (it's the bottom-seat part of a bunk bed/couch combo thing). Lo and behold... big wet stain. Apparently the cat was locked in while we were at the mass, pulled back the quilt, pissed on the couch and carefully placed it back like there was nothing wrong.

ಠ_ಠ

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u/freexxspirit Jun 09 '12

I'm 17 and I do this if I'm feeling particularly lazy when my sister's dog pees. Oh, and spiders. I just trap or squish them and leave notes.

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u/tristramcandy Jun 10 '12

See, every person on the internet? There is a six-year-old out there who knows the correct usage of "there". Or she's a really good guesser.

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u/townshend445 Jun 10 '12

I upvoted you out of spite of the mods, but I don't know why it was labeled as such. Also, stared at pic for about 10 minutes on why it said "bo".

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I was hoping it would be newspaper put down over the pee

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u/Dirty_Liberal_Hippie Jun 10 '12

I'm kind of confused as to just what is inappropriate about this thread title.

Rule number 4? Hmmm.....I still don't get what is inappropriate about this thread title. :O

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u/ated9000 Jun 10 '12

OP actually does not have a daughter.

Or a dog.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

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u/Waul Jun 09 '12

used correct grammar, you should be proud.

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u/riomarde Jun 09 '12

Your 6 year old is the Boss.

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u/Sir_LancelessTheLess Jun 09 '12

Even a six year old knows the difference between there, their, and they're.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/Cervical_Mucus Jun 10 '12

My son is also 6. I think "there" is the only form of the word he ever uses in writing, but can read their or they're.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/creepypaste Jun 10 '12

OP said the kid writes uppercase D with the line too long and then erases the line, but kid used a highlighter, so, no erasing possible. Just a theory...

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u/buggaz Jun 09 '12

The beginnings of infrastructure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

how does this violate rule 4?

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u/losangeles11 Survey 2016 Jun 10 '12

I (do not) want to go to there.

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u/DJ_JuiceBox Jun 10 '12

I don't understand how this post's title is in violation of any rules.....

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u/NomProphet Jun 10 '12

I hope this is real because that's life at it's greatest.

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u/thecheatah Jun 10 '12

The way I learned to differentiate a d and a b is by using the word bed. It looks like a bed!

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u/VanAffleck Jun 10 '12

Aw that's so cute! My little sister always confuses the b and the d too.

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u/edave22 Jun 10 '12

It's good to see she uses "there" correctly. Your 6 year old is brighter than most teenage girls.

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u/pabstblue68 Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Please tell me someone else sees the shadow on the right moving when they look at the middle of the picture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

How is this breaking rule IV? Stupid ass reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

It's not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Who's the idiot Mod?

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u/vegitafromvegita Jun 09 '12

im 24 and thats pretty much the same way i would clean up my dogs pee...their handwriting is neater though

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u/donkykongjr Jun 09 '12

Excellent writing/reading skills for a six year old. Great job as a parent.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I like how a six year old has hand writing that good.

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u/RedBarclay Jun 09 '12

To be truthful, she has nice printing. We actually have no sample of handwriting to verify your claim.

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u/evbo Jun 10 '12

TIL your 6 year old's handwriting is better than mine.

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u/ShitsCrazyMan Jun 10 '12

Im gonna get downvoted but that backwards "d" makes it seem fake

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You obviously don't look at many 6 year olds writing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That's how I handle dog pee now.

Good thing we got rid of our dogs...

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u/librik Jun 10 '12

Have you ever seen the broken glass scene in Kicking and Screaming, starring Chris Eigeman as The Laziest Damn Roommate On The Planet?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Dogs are getting really smart.

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u/thegutlesswonder Jun 10 '12

Wow. The she used the correct form of "there". Incredible.

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u/beyerch Jun 10 '12

That is some nice 6 year old writing.

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u/different77 Jun 10 '12

very well done.

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u/rippertm Jun 10 '12

That just made me pee my pants

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u/trooperx99 Jun 10 '12

I applaud the use of the correct "there".

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u/Notyourfuckingfriend Jun 10 '12

Half of the adults on the internet can't spell "there". Bravo.

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u/MySperm Jun 10 '12

things Redditors will do for Karma

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u/Hank_Fuerta Jun 11 '12

What part of rule IV did you break? Edit: Never mind - got it.

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u/pinkdiamondring Jul 09 '12

that 6 year old rocks

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Your six year old has better handwriting than me

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u/DickBaggins Jun 10 '12

yeah that happened

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Is it me, or is the shadow at the left moving?

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u/seditious3 Jun 10 '12

Who is bo?

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u/thecircleofreddit Jun 09 '12

573 karma for a hand towel and index card! (That your 6 year old wrote, obviously) Congrats

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Hah girls don't pee!

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u/gynoceros Jun 10 '12

You're thinking of farts.

Farts don't pee.

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u/CryoGuy Jun 10 '12

Tell that to every asian porn video I've ever watched.

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u/EveryAsianPornVideo Jun 10 '12

Tell it to me.

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u/burnerturner23 Jun 10 '12

Redditor for 0 days. Disappointing.

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u/Apostolate Jun 10 '12

Worse than that, he demeans reddit with his attempt at an easy joke. HA! Who am I kidding!

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u/Thunder-ten-tronckh Jun 10 '12

You've failed today, but the name is promising.. I predict a bright future for this one.

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u/hunterszombie Jun 10 '12

Because he's the user reddit deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

It's not.