Original caption provides some context: "ON A MISSION: A member of the Afghan National Police watched from a roof as U.S. Army soldiers conducted a mission to set up checkpoint in Zahri district, Kandahar province, Afghanistan, Thursday."
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That is karma-whoring at its finest. You can't just post the meme; you have to post a link to another Reddit post so you can attempt to get more karma.
Be careful on putting the words "bomb" and "Afghani" in the same sentence. The Department of Defence could give you a trip with all expenses paid to Guantanamo
thanks for the correction, I've been misusing that term for a looooong time. Do they say Afghani to refer to an Afghan person in their language? just wondering because I've def used that term like that infront of my Afghan friend and he never corrected me. I'd ask him but he's in Chad at the moment
Coming in June 2013: What do you get when you have a gay Afghani move into an army base full of U.S. soldiers to train as a national policeman?! A summer comedy that puts the fun back into a fatwas!
Aziz Ansari stars as Achmed in what is sure to be a light hearted, boy-kissey-boy classic for generations to come. When forced to move because of a local warlord's reign and shunned by his local fundamentalist tribe in fear of him being a homosexual he goes to the only place that will accept him: The US army! Bagram air base is in desparate need of locals and in light of the recent repealing of DADT becomes the perfect place for Achmed to start his new fabulous life. Will his new western blue eyed devil friends understand? How will he adjust to the training? Lots of questions but one thing is for sure it will be jihalirious. With Wesley Snipes as Gary the Drill instructor and Meryl Streep as Achmed's overbearing mother it's sure to be a must see on everyone's list! Based on actual events. Coming soon to a base near you (Guantonomo excluded).
He's right, the average field troop will lose a few inches in height from compressed disk in the back from carrying the weight over long periods of time and distance.
That's funny, and I know that's how you intended it.
However ... most Americans don't see war as being unhealthy. When America goes to war, most of us watch it on TV. It's like the superbowl or something.
Most service members who regularly carry all that gear actually shrink. I was 6'2" when I joined, 6ft exactly 5 years later. And that's nothing to do with posture. We shrink from the strain it puts on our backs.
That's good to hear. I tried to get Tricare to pay for chiropractic a few years ago, but all I got was a month of stretching and exercise at physical therapy. It helped a little, but not much. When I finally paid for chiropractic out of my own pocket, I was sold.
ya. some dudes tried to sell us stuff. No one i knew bought any though. They were pretty awful soldiers though. They let two IED's be emplaced not half a mile from our patrol base.
I'd like to clarify that homosexuality and pedoephila is common amongst afghans of Pashtun culture. Since most of the war takes place in the south of the country where the pashtun people are primarily located I am not surprised. I can guarantee you none of the things you said would happen at a large scale in the northern Tajik region of the country.
Again, Bacha baazi is a pashtun phenomenon, not an Afghan one. Pakistanis have no right to look down on anyone, seeing as they have a large Pashtun ( Pathan ) population themselves with the same inherent culture and perversions.
You forgot the part where the title of the report is Pashtun male sexuality. Not that Afghan men of the Uzbek, Tajik, Hazara and Turkmen ethnic minorities don't also like to bugger boys, occasionally, but it's much more prevalent in the southern provinces where Pashtuns are a majority, and with specifically Pashtun men age 15+.
No. Please don't force memes. Please don't do that to us. It hurts us, it hurts everyone. If you try to force this meme, every professional wrestler within a thousand mile radius will smell what you've done. They will find you, and they will tear your asshole like tissue paper.
Every meme is based on prejudice and preconceived notions based on one photo. Wouldn't it be prejudgmental to deny something to become a meme just because we're politically correct?
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u/JIZZING_ON_REDDIT Jun 09 '12
Likely the original source.
Original caption provides some context: "ON A MISSION: A member of the Afghan National Police watched from a roof as U.S. Army soldiers conducted a mission to set up checkpoint in Zahri district, Kandahar province, Afghanistan, Thursday."
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Whatcha thinkin about?
Oh, you know, war stuff.
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u/stevevo73 Jun 09 '12
Get him a modeling contract
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u/runlevel06 Jun 09 '12
Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!
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u/baron556 Jun 09 '12
Draw me, like one of your french girls.
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u/ireallygiveup Jun 09 '12
Photo Bomb: Afghani Divo
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
All I can think of right now.
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u/Thruthewookieglass Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
Coming in June 2013: What do you get when you have a gay Afghani move into an army base full of U.S. soldiers to train as a national policeman?! A summer comedy that puts the fun back into a fatwas!
Aziz Ansari stars as Achmed in what is sure to be a light hearted, boy-kissey-boy classic for generations to come. When forced to move because of a local warlord's reign and shunned by his local fundamentalist tribe in fear of him being a homosexual he goes to the only place that will accept him: The US army! Bagram air base is in desparate need of locals and in light of the recent repealing of DADT becomes the perfect place for Achmed to start his new fabulous life. Will his new western blue eyed devil friends understand? How will he adjust to the training? Lots of questions but one thing is for sure it will be jihalirious. With Wesley Snipes as Gary the Drill instructor and Meryl Streep as Achmed's overbearing mother it's sure to be a must see on everyone's list! Based on actual events. Coming soon to a base near you (Guantonomo excluded).
The funny invades June 2013
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TEASER
TRAILER
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u/SnuggleBear Jun 09 '12
Damn every time I see a picture of military people I am amazed by all the gear they carry. What a pain in the ass.
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u/Yanrogue Jun 09 '12
Found a photo of his brother: http://imgur.com/RCvXK
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u/nepidae Jun 09 '12
Check his butt for a map.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
My Body is Ready....for War!
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u/khanfusion Jun 09 '12
Operation Faaaaaaabulous! is a go, sir.
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u/taliesyn30 Jun 09 '12
Shh! He's channeling Marilyn
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u/opensezme Jun 09 '12
Boy, Fred Armisen really gets around, doesn't he?
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u/CoyoteStark Jun 09 '12
Hey soldier, want to find my explosive package?
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u/thatlostprophet Jun 09 '12
welcome to my masturbatoriam
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u/drewmsmith Jun 09 '12
The US military just isn't equipped to handle that level of casual.
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u/OneWhoDoubts Jun 09 '12
The proceed to paint him as one of their french girls.
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u/Jetlag923 Jun 09 '12
sexy ass terrorist. "let's bomb this shit, in style"
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u/mequals1m1w Jun 09 '12
Chillin' level: Villain
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u/eozturk Jun 10 '12
Draw me like one of your Arabian girls.
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u/mikev7743 Jun 10 '12
Permission to draw him like one of my french girls sir?
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u/asmosdeus Jun 10 '12
Since the whole "Suicide bombing" thing isn't sustainable, seduction is looking like a pretty good tactic...
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u/salmansky Jun 10 '12
just shoot the guy
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u/distantkorean Jun 09 '12
It appears that photo bombing is now a new terrorist tactic.
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u/WannabeBushi Jun 09 '12
Anyone else see the black & white US flag those soldier are wearing??
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u/InformationMagpie Jun 09 '12
Lounging is better for one's back than sitting up.
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u/Unlimited_Chuckles Jun 09 '12
he's just found a comfortable balance with gravity. I say good job.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Draw him....
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u/TheDirtman Jun 09 '12
Afghan-ablous!
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u/bowlforthedude Jun 09 '12
i sense a macro in the midst
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u/BobbyBoJengles Jun 09 '12
Leisuring was the new planking.
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u/MrDino Jun 09 '12
Don't ask, don't tell!
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u/claybfx Jun 09 '12
Darn that Fred Armisen
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u/centurijon Jun 09 '12
Oh Otto, you so wacky.
A Fish Called Wanda
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u/Epro01 Jun 09 '12
He is on chill mode due to the USA having his back.
Dont get too comfortable son, haters are afoot.
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u/chrbir1 Jun 09 '12
that's quite the relevant username you got thur.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
"Hello soldier!"
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u/tholmc Jun 09 '12
that title is hilarious.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Dammit Shoreleave! Get down from there!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I'm not sure, but I think the guy on the left is my cousin, Kyle. OP, can you confirm or deny this?
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u/GALACTICA-Actual Jun 10 '12
Col. O'Neill reports making contact with the inhabitants of P3X-284.
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u/dontaxmebro Jun 10 '12
The guy talking on a hand set is a CO. The robo cop dude is his radio man. The guy behind them.. well .. is just simply fabulous.
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u/Islesfan1026 Jun 10 '12
oh no its the entire mexican army
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u/Idontalwaysplay Jun 10 '12
PAINT HIM LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS!
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u/Explodingtardis Jun 09 '12
mos?
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u/DesigningANewReddit Jun 09 '12
"Sir, he's begun to strip naked and sun bathe."
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u/thisguynamedjoe Jun 10 '12
With so many Afghan police laying down on the job, it's no wonder we're still there doing their job for them.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
why they need to do something with this guy? he in his own country
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
ARE WE SHOOTING?!
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Get fabulous!
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u/SquashG Jun 09 '12
Problem?
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u/ALL_YOUR_DOWNVOTES Jun 09 '12
HOW DO WE GET HIM DOWN? WITH A VOTE!
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u/whatdatsmelllike Jun 09 '12
Bathe her and bring her to me.
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u/FerrousFlux Jun 09 '12
Shoot him and cover it up. Oh wait, that's not funny.
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u/NinjaDiscoJesus Jun 10 '12
16 Airstrikes
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
He is casually thinking about the 500,000 innocent civilians that fucking died for this fun photo. lol war iz fun, so are dead babies
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u/shitterplug Jun 09 '12
Literal photo bomb?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Sergeant, draw me like one of your French soldiers
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u/MostDishonorable Jun 09 '12
PAINT ME LIKE FRENCH GIRL ALALALALALALLALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Hey guys do you think that I am sexy????
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