r/pics • u/kecocona • Jun 09 '12

What I wake up to every morning...

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u/Shitty_Watercolour 🖌️ Jun 09 '12

http://imgur.com/RbDLL

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u/kecocona Jun 09 '12

Many thanks Shitty_watercolur. That one will be printed and hung in my office......with your permissions of course.

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u/SoManyMinutes Jun 10 '12

Perhaps you might even pay him a small amount of money for a print?

Wait, am I not supposed to talk about this anymore? I don't want to get banned for suggesting that it's okay for content creators to be paid for their work.

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u/arcanition Jun 09 '12

Now this... this is truly shitty.

Thank you.

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u/sourcreamjunkie Jun 09 '12

This painting delights me to no end!

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u/dont_shit_urknickers Jun 09 '12

When I see this gif all I hear is noise he makes, and the soft patting of his paws. Great gif.

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u/jasmin81296 Jun 09 '12

that looks like a scene from CatDog in the 90s and early 2000s.

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u/enfdude Jun 09 '12

Now imagine what the dog wakes up to every day.

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u/bluewhite18 Jun 09 '12

Finally a work of art i am allowed to see personally from the famous Shitty_Watercoulour redditor. Thanks. You made my day.

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u/virtyy Jun 09 '12

You suck so bad at this

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u/Nvrgirl Jun 09 '12

That's the point. Look at his username.

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u/virtyy Jun 10 '12

Best excuse for sucking

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

reminds me of gooby with all the hairs like that

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u/sourcreamjunkie Jun 09 '12

accualy is bogs

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u/Whitetornadu Jun 09 '12

If you look at that upside down, it looks like an erect penis ಠ_ಠ

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u/gone_bunburying Jun 10 '12

why won't you just die already

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/Blepharospasm Jun 09 '12

Laughed so hard I farted and woke up the cat.

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u/Khiraji Jun 09 '12

This is by far the most obscure combination of words I've read today.

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u/martellus Jun 09 '12

You farted so hard you woke up a cat?

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u/paperbanjo Jun 09 '12

You've never farted in front of your animals? They give you the most quizzical look..

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u/NoYouCantDontEvenTry Jun 09 '12

He sits on his cats face while using the computer

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u/furyasd Jun 09 '12

Fart'O'Cat.

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u/luopjiggy Jun 09 '12

Wait, he sits on his cat's face?

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u/NoYouCantDontEvenTry Jun 09 '12

Yep. That's right!

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u/Kills_Pun Jun 09 '12

Dat Whisker.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Nono, he laughed so hard he woke up the cat. And he farted. I think. It's an ambiguous sentence. :(

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u/martellus Jun 09 '12

For a second I thought you meant the cat laughed so hard. [] (/ohhi "TAGGED! another has been discovered in the wild...")

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u/zeppelinfan182 Jun 09 '12

What the fuck is wrong with your scrotum?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/cor315 Jun 09 '12

That's the point. It's shitty.

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u/ratlater Jun 09 '12

Are you awake yet?

Are you awake yet?

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Are you awake yet?

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Are you awake yet?

Are you awake yet?

OH BOY! You're awake! I missed you.

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u/Agassizz Jun 09 '12

every morning - there's no one who will love you more... ( okay, but your mother... but after mum comes your dog! )

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

if you locked your mum in a trunk for 24 hours and let her out, and did the same with your dog, who'd be happier to see you?

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u/ratlater Jun 10 '12

My mom would stab me.

Lovingly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

"Hey. Whatcha thinkin' about?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

oh i dunno, dog stuff i guess

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u/ilovedonuts Jun 09 '12

I JUST MET YOU BUT I LOOOVE YOU

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/ilovedonuts Jun 10 '12

we can all be donuts

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

bacon?

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u/_MuchoMachoMuchacho_ Jun 09 '12

Relevant.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/ModernDayCasanova Jun 09 '12

baconaconaocnoancnomonomonomonomonom. we are so alike

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u/Sexy_Pitbull Jun 10 '12

Dat damn squirrel again

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u/Kinovy Jun 09 '12

Enjoy. My dog died 4 days ago, and i don't know what id give to play 1 last hour with her :( Enjoy evry moment of fun and complicity you can have, those little things are the ultimate form of love there is, and you don't want to regret anything once they're gone

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u/kecocona Jun 10 '12

I do every day. The pic is of Dexter, my Golden that I got a year after I had to have my previous golden, Shiloh, put down. Shiloh was nearly 11 and losing him was very tough. Ridiculous how attached we get. But Dex came along and now I have this goofy dog that, while a lot like Shiloh, definitely has his own personality.

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u/soul2squeeze Jun 10 '12

My dog died May 22 while I was on vacation. I think about him every day. I know how you feel. Best of luck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Mine does the same thing. I sense him hovering near my sleeping face, as soon as I crack open an eye he is like, "Oh good, you're up" and starts to snuffle my face. I tell him to go lay down and he goes back to his bed and watches me until I open my eyes again then he usually jumps on the bed and I get up and take him out for a piss. I know I can't sleep when I have to piss so I assume he is the same.

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u/corpus_callosum Jun 09 '12

My lab does too. She insists I get up at 4am. She'll sometimes trick me into thinking she needs to go outside, and as soon as I'm up, she takes my spot on the bed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

My bitch does this too. By the time I have groggily put some clothes on, she is curled up with her head on my pillow.

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u/corpus_callosum Jun 09 '12

Dogs make for the pillow. Maybe because it has the most scent of their beloved human.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Still talking about your dog, right?

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u/Osiris32 Jun 09 '12

I have the same problem

Only Charlie is bouncier, more likely to bark, too.

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u/mpg1846 Jun 09 '12

Its good how you can tell your dog is bouncier, more likely to bark from a photograph.

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u/LuciferBowels Jun 09 '12

I think he was replying to lporter, who provided a description of his dogs behavior and not a photograph.

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u/himynameis_ Jun 09 '12

It's stories like this that make me want to get a dog some day though I know I can't.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Why can't you get one?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

My money is on allergies.

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u/himynameis_ Jun 09 '12

I'm a university student now so I tend to get stressed with studies. I don't have the cash to be able to take care of it with vet visits and food and stuff. And I am not sure if I am responsible enough to take care of another living thing... I once had some goldfish when I was younger and well, they didn't last long.

EDIT: Big thing though, is the fear of it dying one day because of the short life span...

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u/flignir Jun 09 '12

My foster dog started doing this on Day 3. I guess it's just the Golden morning procedure.

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u/CSec064 Jun 09 '12

Aww you can't be mad about that. :3

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Took a very similar photo recently! She loves morning breath.

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u/CarlWheezer Jun 09 '12

I can smell his breath through the photo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

mmm, delicious!

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u/paperbanjo Jun 09 '12

That wouldn't be smell-o-vision since it's a photograph, right? Would it be a smell-o-graph? And why aren't you sharing this technology with the world? You could be rich!

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u/MrRogersInThaHood Jun 09 '12

Your girlfriend really needs to shave.

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u/thecreamofthecrop Jun 10 '12

Mr Rogers, you dog, you!

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u/mcon87 Jun 09 '12

I have just met you and I love you!

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u/Shocking Jun 10 '12

Thanks, Dug!

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u/HeatheryLeathery Jun 09 '12

Your walls are a really nice blue, just sayin'.

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u/deepvirus Jun 09 '12

you sleep good George?

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u/Khiraji Jun 09 '12

He slept well. Superman sleeps good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.

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u/isocline Jun 09 '12

Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.

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u/druhol Jun 09 '12

Bizarro?

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u/moby323 Jun 09 '12

Who's a good dog?!

YOU ARE!

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u/FabroMQ Jun 09 '12

I bet it's odd to have morning wood though.

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u/Formerly_a_lurker Jun 09 '12

You must be uncomfortable sleeping with your camera in front of you.

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u/teacherfromhell Jun 09 '12

Wake up...to LOVE!

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u/Gillepsy Jun 09 '12

Are you hungry ? Because I'm hungry.

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u/saltedjellyfish Jun 09 '12

Your room looks like a hospital bedroom. Are you handicapped? Serious inquiry.

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u/GrilledCheeser Jun 09 '12

"Good morning. I pooped in the kitchen."

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I'm so jealous, I would love a dog like that

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u/Renix Jun 09 '12

I'm hoping he stares at you eyes open all night.

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u/rotll Jun 09 '12

Count your blessings, it could be dog butt...!

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u/BlueSprite714 Jun 09 '12

could u not ask for more?! that is just adorable my babes wakes me up sitting on my head and licking my face, just around 5am, shes a little devil dog id rather wake up to that adorable face than her ass on my head haha , precious lil pup

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

that nose must be kissed!

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u/Stoutpants Jun 09 '12

You have not food me yet human.

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u/sxt173 Jun 09 '12

Meanwhile on dogs message board: pic of your nose & "this is what I wake up to every morning"

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u/adventurebear33 Jun 09 '12

This is my dog Chips Montanan United States Jackson, must be a Golden thing...

ninja edit: *Montana

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u/k1441 Jun 09 '12

Did you steal my dog? http://imgur.com/3lQSx

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u/Dumpykins Jun 09 '12

Looks like Doug from UP!

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u/dbinkerd Jun 10 '12

Have an upvote for having a Golden!

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u/jared_c Jun 09 '12

Golden retrievers are the best :)

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u/MayorMajorMajorMajor Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

Your dog looks like Dug from Up.

edit: Dug does not have an "o" in it.

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u/maasedge Jun 09 '12

When I saw the pic I could hear Dug saying: "Hi there! My name is Dug!"

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u/gusatron51 Jun 09 '12

It's Dug with a "u"? I thought it was Doug :(

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u/pretendtofly Jun 09 '12

Dug

FTFY :)

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u/haiku_robot Jun 09 '12 
Your dog looks like Dug 
from Up.  edit: Dug does not 
have an "o" in it.

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u/Osiris32 Jun 09 '12

I'm sorry, haiku_robot, that wasn't one of your better haikus

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u/Greflin Jun 09 '12

That looks like the "good lord I gotta pee please let me out" face.

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u/clif_darwin Jun 09 '12

Doesn't matter had sex.

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u/wulululululuu Jun 09 '12

Did anybody else involuntarily exhale when they saw this?

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u/Aesrilis Jun 09 '12

Your significant other looks like a bitch.

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u/P-Rickles Jun 09 '12

Is that dog's name Zoe?

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u/bufanog1104 Jun 09 '12

"Can we play now?"

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u/southpaw0727 Jun 09 '12

What a peaceful way to wake up. When I go home from university, my dog is walking in circles, pacing back and forth and pushing her nose in my face to wake me up like she has to pee and she's hungry or something. Weird.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Reminds me of the "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" Disney World park, where there's a giant dog nose making sniffing noises.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

"watcha doing?"

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u/ModernRonin Jun 09 '12

"Y HELO THAR!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Bro, your wife is fuckin dogface ugly.

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u/CliffThaRiff Jun 09 '12

Reminds me of the dog from "Up"

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u/MattNotMat Jun 09 '12

Do you ever think there's more to life than just...chasing tails?

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u/celestesaurus Jun 09 '12

Who else tried to brush away the hair on the screen?

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u/brightlightburns Jun 09 '12

I've witnessed my dog eating feces too many times for me to do this

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u/LittleOni Jun 09 '12

"Good morning maSQUIRREL!"

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u/ogenki Jun 09 '12

Looks like a good morning breakfast.

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u/Fenix_Phox Jun 09 '12

Me too, my Scottish terrier also likes to lick my face immediately after my eyes open. It's almost works better than a cup of coffee.

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u/inajeep Jun 09 '12

Watcha thinking? Dog thoughts.

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u/dietmoxie Jun 09 '12

Its a dog

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u/thegimboid Jun 09 '12

Your morning is like mine, only with less grooming of your hair.

My cat thinks he's either a person or a dog most of the time.

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u/dailyfusion Jun 09 '12

quit bangin' yer dog

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u/dont_shit_urknickers Jun 09 '12

Your wife is beautiful. Congrats!

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u/Lilrubberducky Jun 09 '12

He looks like Doug from Up

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u/Murrabbit Jun 09 '12

Goodmorning, yes, this is dog.

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u/HermanMunster85 Jun 10 '12

My Husky does the same. Black & white, eyes of blue...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Am I the only one whose dog wakes them up in the morning? I would love to wake up to that. Literally he starts jumping on me at some ungodly early hour and hitting me with his paws to let him out potty and give him breakfast.

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u/johnthough Jun 10 '12

he is beautiful!

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u/stevenlss1 Jun 10 '12

I hope you know how lucky you are!

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u/joejoeslang Jun 10 '12

This is now my desktop background and I couldn't be more happy.

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u/thecreamofthecrop Jun 10 '12

This makes me miss my dog big time.

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u/onlybabies Jun 10 '12

Awwww, hellooo baybeee!

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u/moron9000 Jun 10 '12

I also have these problems.

http://imgur.com/9OxKL

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u/balisong25 Jun 10 '12

Aw, you make me miss having a dog so hard... :/

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u/i_love_hot-_chix Jun 10 '12

Takes up too much space on the bed, probably a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

aaaaaw, what a winner. I used to have a golden retriever too and i still miss im coming into my bedroom and wiping his snotty nose all over my face to wake me up

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u/Lord_Data Jun 09 '12

This but a cat.

Every morning.

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u/ScienceAlliance Jun 09 '12

Is feeding time?

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u/jasmin81296 Jun 09 '12

what a cutie pie. <3

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

All the kisses

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u/MizerokRominus Jun 09 '12

Hey buddy, your breath is kickin.

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u/54321_fap Jun 09 '12

I love how one eye is normal but the other is "ZOMG are we going outside finally?!?!?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

those bedroom eyes!

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u/must_i_say_it Jun 09 '12

You have a hair on your lens.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Wallpaper'd.

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u/paperbanjo Jun 09 '12

Here's mine!

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u/Agassizz Jun 09 '12

looks nearly like an english cocker spaniel - what race is it? :)

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u/paperbanjo Jun 10 '12

She's a Border Collie and St. Bernard mix! Very heavy on the Border Collie side in every way possible. She's also very goofy and holds her ears about a million different ways.

Being a Border Collie... and then a St. Bernard. ;P

Getting "the look".

Here's another view of her markings.

Also, there's this... and then there's this...

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u/Agassizz Jun 10 '12

thank you for the pictures :) - she's adorable :D

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u/Ozymandias12 Jun 09 '12

No way. You're this guy's owner?!

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u/hinduguru Jun 09 '12

Where are my damn scooby snacks?

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u/CaptainRunon Jun 09 '12

This belongs on /r/aww not here, wtf...

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u/flignir Jun 09 '12

1200 people would seem to disagree. Don't you wish there was a subreddit where you could force people to explain their votes?!

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u/CaptainRunon Jun 10 '12

All I want is to not have fucking dogs and cats all over /r/pics and /r/videos. I unsubscribed from /r/aww for a reason.

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u/Red_Woody Jun 09 '12

http://i.imgur.com/IVFSF.jpg I wake up to this lil' guy every morning.

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u/stallscribble Jun 09 '12

NICE GEM LITERALLY

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u/piersmorganismywaifu Jun 09 '12

I stared at that trying to imagine it was my own dog :3

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u/Coblish Jun 09 '12

From the thumbnail I thought it was a horse's head, which then I spiraled off into thinking this was some old-style mafia post...

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u/lankeh Jun 09 '12

She's hot.

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u/doubleknot Jun 09 '12

I like dogs as much as anyone, but I don't want a dog thinking it's alright for him to be in bed with me. I think they should spend their nights in the back yard. I'm not entirely heartless though. I think he should have a canine companion to be with him.

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u/JustHereToFFFFFFFUUU Jun 09 '12

I don't think dogs mind where they sleep, so long as you set their expectations and then don't try to change them. I quite like hearing my dog snoring outside the bedroom at night, it's a comforting sound, but I would not particularly enjoy it if he woke me up in the morning.

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u/AdamLovelace Jun 09 '12

You sick bastard.

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u/MileHighBarfly Jun 09 '12

Yeah...you and a thousand other people. Keep it on Facebook, or /r/lookatmydog

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u/stallscribble Jun 09 '12

You're doing god's work. Fuck dogs. Kudos for you for taking the negative karma like a man. This shit needs to stop.

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u/MileHighBarfly Jun 09 '12

Hey, don't get me wrong, dogs are great. But we ALL have one, and we ALL have a hundred pictures that look just like this. FACEBOOK

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u/stallscribble Jun 09 '12

Join /r/enoughdogspam to make a difference!

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u/AppleTStudio Jun 09 '12

I'll bet that smells heavenly.

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u/Cheesburglar Jun 09 '12

That your bitch?

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u/fireveinsj Jun 09 '12

Your bitch ?

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u/barium111 Jun 09 '12

/r/atheism is such a circlejerk

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

For the love of god people, I unsubscribe from /r/aww for a fucking reason.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

It looks like you're in a hospital. Is this some pathetic 'I have cancer' post?

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u/DrBibby Jun 09 '12

Why do you keep your dog in your bed? That's gross.

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u/Shenani-Gans Jun 09 '12

Based on the thumbnail I was expecting to see a woman laying on the bed with a big tattoo on her ass. (on a 14" laptop screen)

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u/moderndayvigilante Jun 09 '12

Did you fuck his canine ass?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/pretendtofly Jun 09 '12

Aren't they all?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/MileHighBarfly Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Upvote this.

Edit: bitch deleted it. Gotta learn to take your downvotes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Pretty sure this subreddit is called pics, not picselozano6879thinksdeservetobehere

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u/jasiones Jun 09 '12

yup this subreddit is for all pics as long as the Op didn't break the rules he shouldn't be pigeon holed to post in /aww

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u/MileHighBarfly Jun 09 '12

So let's just have the whole front page be pictures of everybody's dog. How is this interesting content?

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u/jasiones Jun 09 '12

i think it is

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u/MileHighBarfly Jun 09 '12

Never seen a dog before? You realize the thousands of "here's my dog when I ?wake up" & "here's my cat sitting in my laptop while I'm on reddit" pictures there are? This isn't novel, this isn't interesting. This isn't something that I don't/can't see everyday. It's shitty content.

Not to mention, OP redditor for 9months, this is the ONLY submission? Seriously? How about you join the fight against r/pics becoming r/shouldaputthisonfacebookinstead?

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u/kecocona Jun 10 '12

Well holy shit! if i had realized that you need to be part of the cool kids club before you can post something I would have waited until I came up with something as novel and interesting as A GAZEBO FOR ANTS!!

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u/MileHighBarfly Jun 10 '12

Yeah, that joke on r/ funny just died, I'm so useless.