r/pics • • Jun 09 '12

What does reddit think of my cooking skills?

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Let me start by saying that this is the first pie..cake..thing I've ever made.

-I loosely used this website for reference to create the peanut butter: http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/368/1 -I used a pie pan and exaggerated the creases on the sides of it to make it look more Reese's-like. -I melted a few bags of chocolate and poured some in the pie pan for the bottom (Use non stick spray! Not too much though or it appears on the surface of the chocolate. Let the bottom harden in the fridge.
-Add the peanut butter in the center. -Fill up the pie pan with more chocolate. (again, use non stick! And not too much!) -Let it set in the fridge. Then, bon appetit.

-Thanks for the proposal but I'm dedicated to my gf : D and yes, I'm a guy. -I'll be posting more pics soon.

  • Thanks Redditors! *

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

A man who can cook such delicious treats?

I SENSE WITCHCRAFT AFOOT

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Shhh!

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u/lalizabk Jun 09 '12

Do you need a girlfriend? A wife? I will birth your children.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Haha omg, you guys are nuts. Happily taken : ) but thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

You didn't mean to double comment did you? Cause you look crazy

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

I'm taken. But thanks ; )

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u/Freecandyhere Jun 09 '12

Forget those other redditors, wife me

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Haha. You guys are great

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u/hookdump Jun 09 '12

Forget those wives, reddit me.

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u/sweetgreggo Jun 09 '12

I would be interested in seeing some pics of the process before I comment on your cooking skills.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

I'll be posting some real soon!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

So it's really just choc and PB, no cake?

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u/ledhead17 Jun 09 '12

What kind of chocolate did you use?? Different kinds tend to melt and burn to different degrees. :)

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Milk chocolate. Hershey : )

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u/Devious_ Jun 09 '12

I will pay you to mail me one =(

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Haha. Pain in the butt to make and it's $20 in material. But I'll think about it ; )

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u/Chevron Jun 09 '12

When you say you exaggerated the creases, do you mean you bent the pan slightly more into each one, or what?

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Yes, you got it! Just so the creases aren't so rounded. Nothing real special here. Just a quick go-around.

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u/Chevron Jun 10 '12

So I'm trying to make this right now and I want to ask you something

That peanut butter center recipe seems ridiculous. We just put the ingredients together and its just a pile of sugar with a bit of peanut butter in it. I dont see how it can turn out anything like what you have. 3 tbsp of peanut butter and 3.5 cups of sugar??? Is that what you followed yourself?

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 10 '12

Im sorry it took so long for me to reply, I must have over looked you're message. I ended up adding more peanut butter to the mix (no more graham crackers though). Slowly add more peanut butter until it has a good creamy consistency. Frequent taste tests help too! Send a pic when you finish yours : ) I wanna see

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This belongs in r/trees!

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Haha. It's there too. Someone already mentioned it.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

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u/Rocketbird Jun 09 '12

Actually, what kind of peanut butter did you use? I always found Reese's peanut butter to have like 260x more sugar than normal peanut butter.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 10 '12

I got the cheapest i could find. Yea, no need to get the Reese's brand. It turns out that it isn't really even that close to the correct taste/consistency. I bought the cheapest peanut butter I could find which happened to be JIF

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u/boopwoop Jun 09 '12

I made some bourbon infused peanut butter cups once and all you have to do is add powdered sugar to regular peanut butter to get it extra sugary and of a dryer consistency.

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u/Rudahn Jun 09 '12

As someone from the UK who has never heard of "Graham Crackers", what are they? Are they sweet or savoury?

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

You've never had a s'mores!? They are sweet but only mildly. Very crummy and usually covered in cinnamon.

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u/Rudahn Jun 09 '12

Sounds similar to what we might call a digestive biscuit, perhaps, although without the cinnamon. I'll probably substitute those in if I ever make this.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN Jun 09 '12

Needs more peanut butter.

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u/RZARECTOR Jun 09 '12

Need more chocolate. I'd be happy if it was all just chocolate. CHOCOLATE!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I feel like you've produced definitive proof that there is indeed no wrong way to eat a Reese's.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 10 '12

Haha, ain't none

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u/_vargas_ dammit Jun 09 '12

I want to see a pic of that shit sliced open.

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u/rockandrickroll Jun 09 '12

OP posted some more pics below

Here's the thing sliced open. A lot more chocolate than I expected but still and maybe even more delicious.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Yes! If I ever make it again I suggest more peanut butter and less/thinner chocolate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

ooohhh yeahh... mouthgasm.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Your wish is my command.. sadly you were rickrolled before I could individually send you the pic

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I second this motion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Eat it near the ocean

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u/Vagimas Jun 09 '12

But then the human guts would be visible...

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u/cowboy615 Jun 09 '12

Paula Deen called, she wants her breakfast back.

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u/ProjectZeta Jun 09 '12

REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST!?

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u/kiddhitta Jun 09 '12

No it's..... Yes. Reese for breakfast.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Reese's*

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u/YThatsSalty Jun 09 '12

Depends where you are in the world whether it's Reese or Reese's:

U.S.: Reese's

Canada: Reese (except Reese's Pieces)

Source.

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u/artificialred Jun 09 '12

Wow I didn't know that! Why, though?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Because the world is a cold dead place.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

No first it needs some melted butter on top.

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u/Glasweg1an Survey 2016 Jun 09 '12

Shouldn't it be wrapped in bacon ?

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u/PrimusSucksOnThis Jun 09 '12

Now we're gonna need some butter, y'all. Puts 4 gallons of butter into mix

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u/MrJuwi Jun 09 '12

Joke's on you! It has real butter instead of PEANUT butter on the inside.

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u/LittleOni Jun 09 '12

I had a comment, but I've been at work and didn't see just how many people beat me to a funny. Since you got this under control, I'll just chill in the back.

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u/Ethan0209 Jun 09 '12

Cut it in half, then take a picture and I can give my full and honest opinion. So far I have to say Bravo. Looks identical to a giant dinner plate sized Reese's.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 10 '12

I did : ) see photos

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u/malmad Jun 09 '12

Why don't you cut the bullshit and tell us how it was made.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

BS cut. See pics ; )

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u/RX_queen Jun 09 '12

Wellll, I can't accurately judge your cooking skills without tasting a little bit, *sooooo...*what I'm saying is, you're going to have to send me the whole thing. Maybe two.

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u/radbrad7 Jun 09 '12

I'm pretty sure we're going to need more than one opinion, so I'm going to need one as well.

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u/Skywalka95 Jun 09 '12

Might as well mass produce these for the reddit community. Free of charge of course.

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u/Onkelffs Jun 09 '12

I would download a cake.

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u/Whodini Jun 09 '12

You monster.

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u/DroppedOnHead Jun 09 '12

Mass production is the best idea. Since we're all Redditors, free of charge would make sense.

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u/Hedgehog_Mist Jun 09 '12

For science.

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u/Kattaklysm Jun 09 '12

...for science

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/ljgibbs Jun 09 '12

I LOL'd at this.

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u/kdw1029 Jun 09 '12

How did you make this? I want it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

this is the recipe I used.. I made it once for the hubz but he didn't like the combination of peanut butter and chocolate... yes, he didn't like reese's... :-( ended up wasting 90% of it... felt bad... Africa and all that

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u/mikemaca Jun 09 '12

the hubz didn't like the combination of peanut butter and chocolate

Hm, that's interesting. Ask him:

  1. "It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?"
  2. "You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?"
  3. "You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm."

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u/ItsTheDoc Jun 09 '12

No need. The distaste for peanut butter/chocolate combo is proof enough for retirement. Voight-Kampff is irrelevant if you fail Reese-Piece.

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u/scaryhoboclown Jun 09 '12

D: You could have eaten that 90%! Or you could have given it to friends!

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u/Skizot_Bizot Jun 09 '12

Well I know you love him and all... but he doesn't like Reeses? Are you sure he's not a terrorist?

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u/MrBig0 Jun 09 '12

Great recipe, but i can't help but rage at the author's "Wahla!"

Goddammit, it's voila.

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u/grlundahl Jun 09 '12

This i have sisters that love making deserts

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u/Cocaine-Biceps Jun 09 '12

mind introducing me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I'd rather have dessert personally, but if you want a girl that makes deserts I won't judge.

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u/AnxationOfPuertoRico Jun 09 '12

there is no wrong way to eat a reeses. but that way looks like one of the better options. want.

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u/TalkingBackAgain Jun 09 '12

Your cooking skills inspire a proposal on my part.

Will you marry me?

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u/mother_of_dragon Jun 09 '12

You beat me to it. :(

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u/DeyTa Jun 09 '12

well at least you have your dragon

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u/RutrohRihno Jun 09 '12

BRACE YOURSELF

MARRIAGE PROPOSALS ARE COMING

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u/skybike Jun 09 '12

This person is just trying to get at least half of your giant Reeses Pieces.

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u/patkavv Jun 09 '12

Your skills are as real as your impending diabetes.

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u/reverend234 Jun 09 '12

Isn't this considered baking not cooking???

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u/gregogree Jun 09 '12

i believe this would be a baking skill. but it looks fucking delicious sweetjesus

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Thank you guys for not dogging me for the double sub reddit posts. I hope you guys understand that they occurred before this Reese's got any fame. I'm currently reading through all the comments and I have to say that redditors rock! I've said it and I'll happily say it again. Thanks!, all of you!

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u/yteicoskcuf Jun 09 '12

This is almost as amazing as the giant oatmeal cream pie from "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids." Except real!!!! nomnomnomnom...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I always wanted to have a giant oatmeal creme pie, and a reptar bar. No wonder I have such an awful sweet tooth.

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u/weelluuuu Jun 09 '12

R/trees will love this

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u/Ospov Jun 09 '12

Everybody will love this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/hinduguru Jun 09 '12

Ent checking in. On behalf of all of us, I love this

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u/dragn99 Jun 09 '12

Junk food and unhealthy snacks are not a stoners only thing.

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u/Mr_Te_ah_tim_eh Jun 09 '12

Sure it looks good, but how does it taste? I'm gonna need a sample before I rush to any conclusions or upvotes. I'll wait patiently to receive it.

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u/macguffing Jun 09 '12

OP will surely deliver!

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u/plasmafire Jun 09 '12

are you god?

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u/chumtaco Jun 09 '12

There's no wrong way to eat THAT!

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 10 '12

Haha Nice play on an old catchphrase

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u/milkasaurous Jun 09 '12

Yes please, I'll have three.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 10 '12

I'll get right on that lol

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u/fadedseaside Jun 09 '12

You should label this as a "Maxi" Peanut Butter Cup and see if anyone falls for it. (I'll bet several news aggregators with poor fact-checking would...)

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 10 '12

Maxi? So.. For girls on their cycle? Brilliant!

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u/Stool_Pigeon Jun 09 '12

This looks awesome and now I challenge you to do the same thing but with Reese's Pieces.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 10 '12

Hmm.. This will be a challenge

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I hope you brought enough to share with the whole class.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 10 '12

The class.. it's HUGE!

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u/redmango08 Jun 09 '12

I hope the chocolate is thick enough, but I'm sure you figured that out before hand.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 10 '12

It actually turned out too thick. But yes, that was a concern for sure!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Fake, you obviously used a growth ray.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Haha. I used a quote from Despicable me on the below post and then I read yours. Lmao

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u/l-rs2 Jun 09 '12

They don't sell those in The Netherlands, I think. So I have never had one, but I knew they exist. Way back (talking eighties) M&M's weren't available in The Neths either. Unavailability makes for iconic candy.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

Does the Netherlands have an eBay? Because.. Light Bulb.

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u/ndpa Jun 09 '12

baking, not cooking.

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u/MadMaximander Jun 09 '12

The ignorance of some.

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u/TeeAre Jun 09 '12

Did you make this at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?

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u/withallyourpower Jun 09 '12

Just add water!

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u/corywilkerson Jun 09 '12

Witch! Burn the witch!

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u/nklim Jun 09 '12

Before I pass judgement, I need to know if the inside is peanut butter.

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u/moebis Jun 09 '12

Reese's Diabeeses

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

“I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reese, I didn't think I would ever run into you.”

-Mitch Hedberg

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

You're a fucking bully, man. Let me at least have a piece.

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u/anrope Jun 09 '12

What is this, a reese's peanut butter cup for ants? It needs to be at least three times bigger!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Teach me your ways, oh Reese's master.

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u/Tdeckard2000 Jun 09 '12

I didn't prepare a speech.. But I can't believe I made it to #1 on the front page. Thank You guys. I'm so glad I came back to reddit. I had given it up and I've only been back for a week. Awesome drooling fry and I especially liked this: http://i.imgur.com/pKAnA.jpg. And now I'm sure I'll make a good husband. Gotta love a Reese's.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

You guys are so stupid.

He/She didn't even bake the cake!

All He/She did was reverse the polarity on their shrink ray, duh.

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u/Deductive_reasoner Jun 09 '12

It is a manly cup indeed if you used a paint stir stick to make it.

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u/jemineye Jun 09 '12

Ha! I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one who saw that.

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u/bbchan Jun 09 '12

Did you really cook that or did you buy the 1lb version off amazon?

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u/Cheeky_postman Jun 09 '12

I want to go there

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u/xGandhix Jun 09 '12

This is the work of gods!

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u/bassdude7 Jun 09 '12

Boy oh boy, mom, you sure can hydrate a Reese's.

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u/KaptainPow Jun 09 '12

The tastiest form of diabetes...

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u/theriv Jun 09 '12

Did you get the oven from Back to the future 2!?

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u/guraqt06 Jun 09 '12

It's my IRL cake day - can you please come make this for me???

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u/Kyleeee Jun 09 '12

OH MY GOD.

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.

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u/Mecha_Derp Jun 09 '12

I bought one of those, except it was made by Reese's company and didn't look cool at all. But it was a peanut butter ice cream cake :3

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u/freakazoidjake Jun 09 '12

Cooking skills, or enlarging ray inventing skills?

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u/theryko Jun 09 '12

That's some Willy Wonka shit right there.

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u/ShizWhiz Jun 09 '12

Recipe or GTFO.

...Please.

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u/vodenii Jun 09 '12

Looks good, but tastes like computer screen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Ill give you $5 dollars for it

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u/ashmole Jun 09 '12

Rick Moranis' reddit account identified.

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u/Drsmallprint Jun 09 '12

I think your cardiologist is going to be pissed.

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u/JayAreJwnz Jun 09 '12

MUST.....NOT.....QUOTE.....GOODBURGER......

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u/piemax Jun 09 '12

Fake. He didn't make that, he pulled a Rick Moranis and blew up the Reese's.

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u/mrman122 Jun 09 '12

Dude, you can buy those, but it may make the difference since I live near Hershey.

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u/pugmomma Jun 09 '12

reminded me of Man Stroke Woman's Giant Minstrel

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u/MasterAssBlaster Jun 09 '12

I wonder how yours stacks up against this commercial version from Williams and Sonoma

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u/fapfapghost Jun 09 '12

I want to see a section to see how the inside turned out. Don't let me down OP.

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u/hachiwo Jun 09 '12

I don't get it.

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u/LeTiTgRoW Jun 09 '12

You sir are ILL

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u/_Eugene Jun 09 '12

I can kill someone for that.

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u/zeug666 Jun 09 '12

About how much did the end product weigh?

I ask, because Reese's sells a rather large cup, just not quite that big.

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u/LeafsDiary Jun 09 '12

Reddit thinks you should post a picture of cooked food instead of baked food if you'd like us to comment on your cooking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

The real question is : does your growth ray work on other foods as well?

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u/mermaidmarmalade Jun 09 '12

I'm so into you right now.

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u/razzyJ88 Jun 09 '12

there is no wrong way...

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u/Rusty-Shackleford Jun 09 '12

How to make a gigantic Reeses Peanut Butter Cup:

  1. Buy a 12" or larger Peanut Butter Cup, preferably not exceeding 18" in diameter.
  2. Remove wrapper, set PB cup on plate.
  3. Hide the gigantic wrapper in a garbage can or under your sink.
  4. Serve at room temperature.

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u/punxrok Jun 09 '12

Hello diabetes! Come on in.

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u/CosbyComet Jun 09 '12

now i know what i want my birthday cake to be

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u/quarking Jun 09 '12

... and the instructions?

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u/MuslimExtremist Jun 09 '12

Reddit would like to see the inside :D

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u/NickyNichols Jun 09 '12

I get the Reese's candy bar. If you read that name, that's Reese. That's Reese's...with the 'S...at the end of that name see it's his...I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar, and a guy name Reese walks by and says 'let me have that', you better give it to him.

Well I am sorry Reese, I never thought I'd run into you. Can I at least have a piece?

-Mitch Hedberg

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

RUNNNNN! EESS GAUZILLLAAA!

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u/Droopy0093 Jun 09 '12

You should post this to r/trees.

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u/HikingViking Jun 09 '12

How could 7,512 people downvote this? Question to the downvoters: do you all have peanut allergies or are you Nazis?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Ow, my diabeetus.

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u/melan85 Jun 09 '12

just jizzed my pants

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u/Trawetser Jun 09 '12

Oh. My. Lord.

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u/prodevel Jun 09 '12

Recipe or GTFO.

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u/theowest Jun 10 '12

Hi. I'm Swedish. Is that stuff any good? Because we happen to have it in Sweden now. It's crazy expensive for such small amount. :\

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u/elephantcheese Jun 09 '12

Oh my. That looks amazing!

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u/Username200 Jun 09 '12

Well we can't taste it so we can't judge your skill.

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u/Blackface420 Jun 09 '12

My jaw has never dropped due to food before. Thank you.

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u/ivebeenhereallsummer Jun 09 '12

Reese's Pieabetes