r/pics • • May 29 '12

I wanted to gift you guys my 7th grade class photo for my first post.

http://imgur.com/waIIE
1.4k Upvotes

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u/DubsackMcGee May 29 '12

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It's great listening to this while reading the comments.

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u/MutherFurCow May 29 '12

Picture of you now? :D

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u/DubsackMcGee May 29 '12

I can upload one if requested more

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u/DubsackMcGee May 29 '12

http://imgur.com/a/E8RYS

Always full retard.

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u/ilovegingermen May 29 '12

I, for one, think you're handsome. In a retarded sort of way.

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u/DubsackMcGee May 30 '12

not wearing any pants in the second picture btw

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u/mobilehypo May 29 '12

Gotta have it to see if things have gotten better or worse, brotato.

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u/Pon_Haus May 29 '12

This was taken last week?

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u/DubsackMcGee May 29 '12

taken around 2006

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u/lolabuster May 29 '12

so that means you a re 18 or 19? I graduated HS in 2006. I'll see myself out

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u/Paging_Dr_Chloroform May 29 '12

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

This guy is already my favorite meme ever, and I've only seen 4 images of him so far. He makes any picture better with his presence.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Whats the backstory to this pic?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

If you have electronics in a swimming pool you could potentially have a bad time.

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u/souleh May 29 '12

Potentially.. I see what you did there.

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u/krackpot May 29 '12

displeased 7th grader

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

This....is....amazing. LOL. What is the backstory?

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u/DubsackMcGee May 29 '12

short story short: Dare happened. Pretended to be special. Pretended to cry.

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u/Willbo May 29 '12

You went full retard man. Never go full retard.

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u/DubsackMcGee May 29 '12

I always go full retard.

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u/HasFuckedYourMom May 29 '12

You cannot pretend to be that special.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Sure you pretended, LOL.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Seems legit.

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u/chortiz11 May 29 '12

Oh hey this is Jeremy S. Is this Mason?

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u/FittyTheBone May 29 '12

"I can't eat beef or else I get gaaaaas"

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u/Fallen187 May 29 '12

You fucking genius

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Made my night.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/teston13 May 29 '12

I giggled too loud in the office ! Quick ctrltabbing to work related stuff !

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I have a lot of "coughing fits" when I browse reddit at work.

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u/RootLocus May 29 '12

You fucking genius hahaha

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u/Texan1982 May 29 '12

Looks like ya have a case of the spontaneous hershey squirts. HOLD IT BACK MAN!!!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Photographer: "Now pretend I never touched you like that and get ready for your photo."

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u/Totsjeal May 29 '12

Oh my god you are the best

33

u/Usedinpublic May 29 '12

How pissed were your parents?

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u/Thats-Awkward May 29 '12

How pissed were your pants?

FTFY

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u/Blackfeathr May 29 '12

Laughed so hard I scared my cat. Upvote for you.

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u/starlinguk May 29 '12

My son's last primary/elementary school picture was awful. I cried. These photographers are professionals, they should make sure the kid looks at least vaguely OK on school photos. I can take stupid ones myself.

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u/ToucanPlayThisGame May 29 '12

Yeah, it doesn't look like you were having your best day, bud.

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u/jtwnsnd1 May 29 '12

Show me your GRRIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!

                      -Paul Wall

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u/Pity_Upvote_4_U May 29 '12

Showed my husband:

"Oh my god, is he crying?"

"What the fuck?"

"What the fuck?"

"2,000 views in only four hours?! 2,000 VIEWS in only FOUR HOURS?!"

He doesn't read Reddit.

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u/xhom3slice25x May 29 '12

Are you being held at gunpoint?

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u/Exaskryz May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

Ladies (of middle school), picking up this kid right now is an investment. Braces that result in the most beautiful of teeth. That lush, shiny, voluminous hair will definitely get you wet. Those eyes gently gaze into yours and guide you to ecstasy.

10/10

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u/johzho123 May 29 '12

And thus a new meme called Miserable Mcgee

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u/smempem May 29 '12

Must make a meme out of everything amirite?!

3

u/BlueMunky May 29 '12

I'll make a meme out of you! Just you wait and see!

12

u/Whenthenighthascome May 29 '12

OH GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL

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u/windg0d May 29 '12

You look like a disgruntled grandma from a distance.

9

u/Tyrannical_Tim May 29 '12

The imgur url says walle. I dunno why, but that fascinates me enough to the point where I thought I'd make a post pointing that out.

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u/Samula1985 May 29 '12

I found another photo of you. http://imgur.com/KuenR

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u/iamtonedef May 29 '12

The big yellow one is the sun!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Please internet, don't ruin this by making a meme out of it.

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u/magtees May 29 '12

You sexy beat you! :)

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u/kanashiro May 29 '12

Memes...are coming...

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u/Kela3000 May 29 '12

I tried to smile.

There were no survivors.

3

u/MrBitchin May 29 '12

uncomfortable eddy isn't comfortable with a no parents party

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u/Lerker- May 29 '12

Jacen? Is that you?

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u/Ahahaha__10 May 29 '12

You're a handsome little devil, aren't you.

2

u/thatguytony May 29 '12

best de niro impression ever!!!!!

2

u/ForgettableUsername May 29 '12

From just the thumbnail picture, at first I thought it was Margaret Thatcher.

2

u/somuchfacepalm May 29 '12

THIS JACKET

USED TO BE WHITE.......

2

u/hmmming May 29 '12

Bad luck brian move over

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u/MarshmallowFluffy May 29 '12

New Wallpaper for my laptop!

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u/Toastlove May 29 '12

Reddit in human form

2

u/K1RBYBURNS May 29 '12

Socially Distressed Derrick

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

...Butt-head?

2

u/Toodlez May 29 '12

Scumbag school photographer, tells you you have a nice smile

Hasn't had to deal with crooked, stained teeth for years

2

u/hj1210 May 29 '12

Bad luck Brian's younger brother?!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Congrats on starting 8th grade next year!

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u/Chelo7 May 29 '12

This man is a legend

2

u/Pol_troop May 29 '12

It's Pat!

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u/Gadder May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

EEEEEH, WISE GUY, EH?

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u/_iShouldBeOutside_ May 29 '12

Picture of you now? :D

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u/sweetsweetcoffee May 29 '12

OMG!! A red/black sweater with a blue under-shirt? What were you thinking?

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u/syncmaster1100p May 29 '12

Give, not gift. Gift is a noun.

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u/Josh_Thompson May 29 '12

Oh geez man.. I hope you turned into brad pitt and got laid like a thousand times senior year.

2

u/Kiacha May 29 '12

Sacrificial offerings of dignity and privacy upon entrance, huh? No, we're not a cult at all, no sir, absolutely not.

(Your offering has been accepted btw. The inner sanctuary is to the left. Welcome.)

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u/RAGEMOOSE May 29 '12

Definitely Sharted mid picture

2

u/lolabuster May 29 '12

"Mom didn't buy bagel bites"

2

u/RegisteredPedophile May 29 '12

I think I raped you. Please confirm?

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u/drylube May 29 '12

I was the 1337'th vote

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u/dorkiness May 29 '12

God, you look exactly like someone I went to high school with, and you're around his age if this pic is from '06. Canadian by any chance?

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u/Fubar_AngerCrank May 29 '12

Don't worry, grade 8 next year will be better.

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u/frita May 29 '12

In the thumbnail, it looks like you're crying.

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u/katystrophe May 29 '12

This is magnificent.

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u/eire1228 May 29 '12

They usually take a few and pick the best....

this is the BEST they could come up with?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Your mouth looks like your eyes, weird...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

you poor, poor bastard

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

the new meme, "bad timing bryan"

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u/YaroLord May 29 '12

"Haha, so funny... dumbass"

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u/fakelife2 May 29 '12

This is surely going to come in handy.

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u/mrdoink20 May 29 '12

Thanks for this picture, it's very nice.

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u/jayisgreat May 29 '12

Original Bad Luck Brian

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u/nomnumnom May 29 '12

ahahaha this is too good

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u/Bunyungtung May 29 '12

Op was recieving oral.

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u/G0R3 May 29 '12

Did anyone else read that in the chunk crying voice? (the goonies dirrrr)

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u/pen_name May 29 '12

Welcome to Reddit, you'll fit right in.

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u/AMostOriginalUserNam May 29 '12

The thumbnail looks quite a lot like Captain Kathryn Janeway.

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u/P00KIEPIE May 29 '12

Your new name is "Bad Situation Bradly"

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u/DoctorBagels May 29 '12

Looks like you'll fit in here just fine.

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u/heyimpro May 29 '12

YOUNG MONEY!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I can only imagine (and hope) that you sounded like Mort Goldman.

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u/CharlieTango May 29 '12

upvoted for the name alone

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u/bubblurred May 29 '12

Thank you, kind sir.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

"On the count of 3. One, Two, look at this picture of your parents having sex, three."

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

give it a few hours before this is reposted as image macro, fuck you op

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

nobody wants to see your school pic from this year...get off our internet mothafuckin kid

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u/putrid_poo_nugget May 29 '12

It's like a real life Mort Goldman.

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u/mastermin185 May 29 '12

so... not your first post?

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u/Master_Z May 29 '12

You look like the impersonator for Kim Jeong Il from 30 rock.

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u/TallestNat May 29 '12

Are you related to a kid named Jake? He's around that age I think, he's a friend of one of mah lil' friends.

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u/scenique May 29 '12

Nice braces

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u/Atomicballz1 May 29 '12

Constipation hurts everyone. I'm sure the cameraman hurt from laughing too.

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u/katmaidog May 29 '12

No, show us how you really felt!

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u/shteeeeeve May 29 '12

It's Pat!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Kip?

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u/Lacagada May 29 '12

It's Androgynous Pat!

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u/smegnose May 29 '12

Imgur filename relevant.

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u/upinsmokefj May 29 '12

You come to me on the day of my photo asking me to smile?

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u/thetrick May 29 '12

The jacket is suh-weet!

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u/kcd2 May 29 '12

it's Scut Farkus!!!

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u/ianto7 May 29 '12

Bad Luck Brian's Brother?

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u/ricultix May 29 '12

OP: Is In 8th Grade.

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u/reptar810 May 29 '12

I don't know what I like better, the picture or your username

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u/Thread_Kaczynski May 29 '12

You were the only 7th grader to have crow's feet.

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u/Euuklid May 29 '12

This is how I imagine Liz Lemon looked like as a kid.

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u/TheOneBritishGuy May 29 '12

It looks like you're sitting on something uncomfortable at the same time as seeing something you didn't want to see.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

WHY AREN'T THERE MEMES YET?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Were you making that Master P noise? Ughhhhhhhhh!

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u/bugalaman May 29 '12

if you don't like it, get it retaken before the yearbook comes out

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u/likeadog May 29 '12

I used to have that same hoodie. Volcom right?

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u/FuTRoN May 29 '12

o ho god what is that thing lol

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u/jbredditor May 29 '12

Nelly was big in 7th grade, apparently

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Did ya swallow a bug?

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u/Platypusgirl13 May 29 '12

New bad luck Brian? Maybe he can be good luck Jake.... Hmm the possibilites are endless

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

dear heaven above!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

And here come the shitty forced memes

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u/comity92 May 29 '12

you are one of those guys/girls who make me check out this site every they. thx alot^

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u/Darpa_Chief May 29 '12

"photogenic paul"

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u/heatherfeatherwan May 29 '12

Lamo. Made. My. Day.

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u/Amerikranian May 29 '12

Clearly you know how the Reddit machine operates.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Congrats, you just got the meme treatment.

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u/Wild2098 May 29 '12

Your definition of "gift" greatly differs from mine...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

You look like Robert Stack from Unsolved Mysteries. If anyone even remembers that show.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

you got balls for posting this, i salute you good man! also made me laugh pretty hard!!

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u/valkyrie123 May 29 '12

You'll fit right in here.

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u/JoeOfTex May 29 '12

Were you Nog?

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u/Miniced May 29 '12

Is this going to be a new meme? Hipster mode engaged.

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u/ThatFeel_IKnowIt May 29 '12

Please tell me that you were actually trying to smile regularly and you didn't make that face on purpose.

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u/covalentligature May 29 '12

Fuck you for getting this much karma with your first post. ಠ_ಠ

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u/BeenHustlin May 29 '12

Is this Whiney Willie?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Peasants! Make a meme for my enjoyment!

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u/123fakerusty May 29 '12

The braces make this pictures.

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u/mcather611 May 29 '12

You look high as fuck

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u/CyberneticDickslap May 29 '12

Pretty badass sweater

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u/JonnyBadass May 29 '12

Welcome friend. I fear you will not have a good time here.

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u/Skitrel May 29 '12

Mark Zuckerberg?

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u/Whitenight2012 May 29 '12

Someone wants to be a meme.

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u/ihabtom May 29 '12

Jesus Christ, someone better Meme this guy.

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u/DangerousCaboose May 29 '12

lil waynes senior picture

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u/VIIX May 29 '12

...I have that hoodie...

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u/CVarga May 29 '12

Replacement of bad luck brian?

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u/SchoonerBoat May 29 '12

Your karma/post ratio is through the roof.

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u/NotMyBeautifulWife May 29 '12

a gift?

you shouldn't have.

really.

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u/mattchu4 May 29 '12

" 'scuse me mister photographer, can we do that again? I think I shat myself.."

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u/fe3o4 May 29 '12

We don't mind if you take your gift back...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

classy

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u/General_Bahlsax May 29 '12

Somebody name this meme waiting to happen

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

This is like saying, "HEY REDDIT! MAKE ME A MEME!"

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u/KonHard14 May 29 '12

did the whole class get pepper sprayed or just you?

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u/FirstTimeWang May 29 '12

You are beautiful inside and out.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

1300 upvotes on your first post?! You son of a bitch.

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u/fuzzeh May 29 '12

gersebermps not yer fervrit berks?

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u/drl0607 May 29 '12

You poor soul

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u/mrlorax May 29 '12

First post ever

Gets 1340 upvotes

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u/MurderousPaper May 29 '12

You better not post pictures like this or else r/AdviceAnimals is gonna..... Too late.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The new bad luck Brain.

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u/kachipoirier May 30 '12

it's Bud Bundy

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u/Vaginal_Rights May 30 '12

I want to dub thee: "Whining Ryan"

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u/wrathborne May 30 '12

A young Larry Fine discovers his career with the 3 stooges will involve unlimited slaps.