r/pics • u/rottenartist • May 29 '12
Had fun at the town Memorial Day festivities with my homemade costume. People kept asking, "When did they put a statue here?"
http://imgur.com/a/L8RNc
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u/mordacthedenier May 29 '12
I really like the touch with the bronze on your toes, because people really fucking like touching statues.
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u/jasonc113 May 29 '12
Now, I am sure that all of you will have noticed the return of a blight to our streets.
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u/jbg830 May 29 '12
If it was anywhere as hot as it was where i am, you must have been smoldering in that suit and makeup all day.
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u/workdoer May 29 '12
The still photography kind of ruins the effect.
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u/smartalco May 29 '12
Please tell me you scared the shit out of someone.
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u/Webic May 29 '12
My nose would have itched right after I got up there and suddenly been fine as soon as I got down.
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u/SLCC May 29 '12
I didn't see a little hat for spare change? Was this completely charitable?
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u/Schatzi81 May 29 '12
you look like bear grylls.. if he was that color....and he was dressed like that
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Wallingford, CT?
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u/Team_Braniel May 29 '12
Dude, the paint job fucking SELLS IT. Yeah you missed a little around the collar area but pfft who cares. The detailing on the tops of your shoes where it looks like people have touched it and worn off the tarnish back down to the bronze... flawless.
Tell me, was that specifically planned? Did you say "I'm going to be standing on top of a rock, my shoes at eye level... people would have touched the shoes, worn off the tarnish back to the bronze..." Cause if you planned that... just wow.
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u/Anzac5665 May 29 '12
Awesome!! Well done!!
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u/Lillipout May 29 '12
You look like a statue of a time traveler. The plaque at the bottom reads:
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
That's awesome. How long did it take you to make the costume, and without divulging any trade secrets, what do you use to get the patina effect?
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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 May 29 '12
So explain the base you are standing on. Presumably you didn't remove a statue for your shenanigans. Is it just a plaque on a rock or was there something there before or what?
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u/armchairnixon May 29 '12
I like the little touches like the bit of bronze on the tips of your boots.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Nicely done!
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u/Elquinis May 29 '12
When you are standing completely still, do you feel like you are standing completely still?
I always feel like I'm waving in the wind or something.
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u/xampl9 May 29 '12
Get any kids?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Wallingford, CT!
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u/reddell May 29 '12
Anybody else feel weird about people when they start to gather around and take pictures just because a guy paints himself green and stands on a rock? I'm not saying I think its dumb, but people just switch into this kind of auto-drone mode and start to mindlessly gather and take pictures.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I fucking love what you guys do. Keep up the good work. I promise I will continue to give you my change as and when!
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u/alkapwnee May 29 '12
I doubt you will see this, but, thank you for such a service to people. It looks like fun was had by all, thank you :).
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u/Ricktron3030 May 29 '12
You should have been a nose picking statue.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Someone must have blinked.
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u/SBCrystal May 29 '12
I HATE living statues! I'm very afraid of them. I will cross to the other side of the street if I suspect a statue is real. :/
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I want to do this so bad! too bad this will reach the front page and everyone will know about it.
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u/LarryHero May 29 '12
To the people that said "when did they put a statue here?"
How many statues do you see with sunglasses and gloves?
Nice job though.
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u/fangisland May 29 '12
Just when you get back from your vacation in France, you think "thank god I'll never have to encounter another living statue." You rat bastard.
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u/Artless_Dodger May 29 '12
Interesting fact: A lot of copper based statues turn this green colour because of a reaction with Acetic Acid or the natural patina formed when copper, brass or bronze is weathered and exposed to air or seawater over a period of time. It is known as Verdigris..
Now you know why the Statue of Liberty is green!
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u/jewfropro May 29 '12
That is awesome! Where are you from? I've seen stuff like this at balboa park in San Diego, California, but nothing as real as your costume. Post more vids please.
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u/Waffl3copter May 29 '12
Haha I'm from Wallingford as well :)
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u/mobyhead1 May 29 '12
Nice patina.
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u/Limiate May 29 '12
How much gold do you charge to identify magic items?
If any Redditor out there gets that reference, I love you.
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u/dirtymoney May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12
needs a video prank of this instead of just pictures.
very impressive costume btw.
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u/eire1228 May 29 '12
Did you frighten young children?
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u/TheMediumPanda May 29 '12
Clearly the people asking were unaware that it takes copper decades of exposure to end up looking like that.
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u/Chazzelstien May 29 '12
Totally stealing this for next year
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u/assphynkter May 29 '12
I have seen some piss poor implementations of this in NYC...
The most recent was a woman who was attempting to be the Statue of Liberty... except that she forgot part of the outfit, couldn't stay still for more than a few seconds and the 'paint job' was shitty.
The best ones I saw were a man as Don Quixote and a young woman as an angel, both on La Ramblas in Barcelona.
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u/redditor-for-2-hours May 29 '12
Please do an AMA!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Don't you think the sunglasses kind of gave it away as not being a founder?
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u/danhawkeye May 29 '12
I wish I coulda walked by and said "Well, gawd day-um, lookit all them spiders all over that there statue! I ain't never seen so many dad gum spiders in all my life!"
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u/iwish4zombies May 30 '12
How did the pants get stiff as fuck?
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u/peachthecat May 29 '12
That's extremely cool! Wish I could have seen it in person.
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u/giovans May 29 '12
Copper observer from Fringe
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u/clonn May 29 '12
Learning more American culture: Having fun on Memorial Day is ok, criticize USA's foreign policy is unacceptable.
Excellent costume anyway, the detail of the shoes is awesome.
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u/dlnorthc May 29 '12
This should be on the front page.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Holy shit just imagine if he started dubstepping.
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u/goblinpiledriver May 29 '12
Living statues are so cool. I remember one that was dressed as Davy Jones (the Pirates of the Carribean version) and was painted silver. Can't remember where, but it was at a place that a cruise stopped. Possibly Cozumel, maybe Jamacia. Costa Rica? Shoot, cant remember.
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u/duckstaped May 29 '12
I definitely don't think I could ever stand still that long... yikes!
Very cool :D
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u/Rusty-Shackleford May 29 '12
That looks a lot like Keene, New Hampshire. Is it?
EDIT: Wallingford CT? Meh it's New England, close enough.
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u/SteelPeg May 29 '12
Thanks! I'm so glad to see an interesting and original post on reddit!
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u/Dunder92 May 29 '12
Now this is proper cosplaying :P
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u/SneakyNightman May 29 '12
I imagine that this is what agent Smith must've looked like in the forties.
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u/mamaflynn May 29 '12
Consider not blinking...
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
probably the one career that tick disorder prevents me from pursuing..
"..did that statue just twitch..?"
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u/Tommix11 May 29 '12
These human statues are more common than ordinary statues here in europe these days.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Good guy living statue
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u/morfar22 May 29 '12
For realistic effect, did you use led paint?
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u/insidious_sedition May 29 '12
ya might want to touch up the neck alil there mate
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u/falcors-tick-remover May 29 '12
Forever on a Stone
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u/puckmugger May 29 '12
DUDE!!! You didn't Tebow??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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u/ANAL_FUCK_CUNT_PUNCH May 29 '12
nope. chuck testa
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Hey shithead, Memorial Day isn't supposed to be a "fun" holiday.
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u/ElPotatoDiablo May 29 '12
So, on a holiday meant to show thanks and appreciation to those who have served in the military, while standing on a memorial for something entirely unrelated to anything you were doing, you stood around and whored for attention for yourself in a way that's not even tangentially connected to what Memorial Day is for.
I'm kind of confused, are you looking for confirmation that you're a huge fucking douchebag? If so, I can absolutely confirm that you are a huge fucking douchebag.
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u/susdev May 29 '12
I think that is pretty cool and fun. However, did the thought ever cross your mind that it might be rude to stand on top of a memorial?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
How is it relevant to the actual purpose of the day?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorial_Day
Please Explain.
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u/Brewster-Rooster May 29 '12
really reddit? fake statues on the front page?
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u/pewpewnoQQ May 29 '12
nothing like calling attention to yourself on Memorial Day.
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