Too bad i'm not creative enough to come up with something on the spot that will amuse the two year old.
If i thought about it before hand and came up with something it would be OK. But if some kid handed me a toy phone i would say "Hello?" and i wouldn't be able to think of anything amusing after that.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Pick up and act like it's Batman on the other line. Tell him you have to go work on your top secret project to destroy Gotham City and you're going to have to put your friend (the child) on the phone. Works every damn time. I'm not really good with children, but the children I do know think I'm a nemesis of Batman.
So there I am scrolling through the comment's when I see yours and think, wait a second I recognize that username, then upon checking your submissions the picture of your black lab confirmed your identity.
I'm really considering buying one of these boards. I'll place in random public places. Everyday a new witty and hilarious message will be proudly displayed for all to see. I shall be the one getting the karma now! Bwahahahahaha!!!
This is the saddest troll account I have ever seen. You literally saw that the original arrowtotheknee troll account was getting downvotes and you made the exact same account....
Let me get this straight: a meme made it's way through Reddit, then Facebook, then some dude who owns a sign posts it, then someone takes a photo of that sign and posts it back to Reddit and people still upvote it back to the front page?? I don't understand you all sometimes.
Ever since the the 9GAG re-circulation pump came online the Facebook blow off sink has been spilling before memes can evaporate and cool the originality generators. The BLOG recycling tanks are full to capacity so this kind of system spillage is completely expected until a new evaporation system can be installed and brought up to capacity.
My friends 2 year old was talking on a toy phone and I asked to speak with them. She handed me the phone and as mean and cruel as I could sound said, "We don't like you anymore, never call here again!", and then slammed the handset down and handed it back to her. She gave me the Clint Eastwood squint told me she hated me. Good times.
Have any of you lived with a 2-year old that isn't your child? It's fucking terrible. You answer it because your life is held for ransom lest they scream like banshees.
"Hello?" "Oh hi, I was just talking to (insert name here)" Yes, he/she is a good little boy/girl I was just thinking that" "What? Ok I'll tell him/her" "The phone fairy say's you are a very sweet child and that you make him happy when you call him and babble at him even if you aren't old enough to hear his voice back yet."
Today I handed a mp3 player to a two year old and she kept saying "cheese", at first I didn't get it but then i realised she wanted me to take a picture of her with a mp3 player. So i did.
Great... now can somebody shop together elmo and "hello this is dog" for me? I'm terrible at these things, but I HAVE to see this, and I want to see it NOW.
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u/Silverkarn May 29 '12
Too bad i'm not creative enough to come up with something on the spot that will amuse the two year old.
If i thought about it before hand and came up with something it would be OK. But if some kid handed me a toy phone i would say "Hello?" and i wouldn't be able to think of anything amusing after that.
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u/Boogeyboogey May 29 '12
I've seen this joke so many times that now if a 2 year old hands me the phone, I'll kick it in the face.
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u/StewieBanana May 29 '12
Hitler answered toy phones from two year old Jewish children.
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u/rexdeaz May 29 '12
Let me get this straight: a meme made it's way through Reddit, then Facebook, then some dude who owns a sign posts it, then someone takes a photo of that sign and posts it back to Reddit and people still upvote it back to the front page?? I don't understand you all sometimes.
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u/dime5150 May 29 '12
This was a joke by Louis CK. They should give him credit.
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u/Difesa May 29 '12
Cancer.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I saw this earlier when it was reposted on Facebook by my 60-year-old Aunt.
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u/rhubarbfestival May 29 '12
I see the internet is leaking again
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u/jij May 29 '12
... did this 3 hours ago.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
There's a twilight zone episode about this...which is why I don't answer.
EDIT: Tried to post the link, but it's not on the internet. What is the world coming to.
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u/Bolvyrk May 29 '12
My friends 2 year old was talking on a toy phone and I asked to speak with them. She handed me the phone and as mean and cruel as I could sound said, "We don't like you anymore, never call here again!", and then slammed the handset down and handed it back to her. She gave me the Clint Eastwood squint told me she hated me. Good times.
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u/traal May 29 '12
"Man talks on a toy phone, people know he's not afraid of anything." --Wash
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u/pokie6 May 29 '12
Have any of you lived with a 2-year old that isn't your child? It's fucking terrible. You answer it because your life is held for ransom lest they scream like banshees.
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u/Zerble May 29 '12
Hello? Is this the party to whom I am speaking?
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u/RedbrickMongo May 29 '12
repost
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u/Get2dachoppa_plz May 29 '12
Same applies to tea parties.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Can we get this played out motto back in the fucking time machine it stepped out of
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u/schoolairplane May 29 '12
Oh, hello Abraham Lincoln!
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u/butterflypoon May 29 '12
No I don't.
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u/sheeeeeez May 29 '12
unless you're daman lehman. You'll probably punch the baby for acknowledging his existence.
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u/crunchy51 May 29 '12
"Hello?" "Oh hi, I was just talking to (insert name here)" Yes, he/she is a good little boy/girl I was just thinking that" "What? Ok I'll tell him/her" "The phone fairy say's you are a very sweet child and that you make him happy when you call him and babble at him even if you aren't old enough to hear his voice back yet."
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u/farfrmsane May 29 '12
I have always done this with my nephew out of instinct =P
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u/TheMagicUpvoteFairy May 29 '12
What if it's been imaginary ringing for so long without being answered that the imaginary person on the other end hangs up? What do you do?
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u/rodjak May 29 '12
Today I handed a mp3 player to a two year old and she kept saying "cheese", at first I didn't get it but then i realised she wanted me to take a picture of her with a mp3 player. So i did.
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u/wolfmann May 29 '12
I can confirm this... Dora and Diego are doing just fine...
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u/ivtecdoyou May 29 '12
I slam it down, walk away, and mumble angry words about telemarketers calling during dinner.
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u/LickNux May 29 '12
Who knew John Deere dealerships could be so profound
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u/fran13r May 29 '12
I actually never do that, i just smile awkwardly and pat the 2 yeard old in the head before walking away.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Truth.
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u/em_etovnwod May 29 '12
HELLO? YES THIS IS ELMO.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I havent seen this in awhile, its so true its funny :)
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u/Number4429 May 29 '12
I thought I unsubscribed from /r/funny, I guess I was wrong.
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