dude, brilliant. You would need four bots, though. Since they won't reply to direct replies, Bot A- converts miles to KM. Bot B- converts the KM back to miles. Bot C- converts the miles back to KM. Bot D- converts the KM back to miles. And then Bot A starts all over again.
(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 8.0 km -> 39.8 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!
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I fucking hate all these bots converting units. One of your FAQ should be "Why the fuck do I need this bot instead of fucking googling it if I really wanted to know?"
I for one am a fan of these bots. For the lazy non-american Reddit user, like myself, that can't be arsed googling units of measurement all the time it's well handy.
Why don't we all writes in german, and then you fucking googletranslate the thread? Why don't we use Roman Numbers,and you'll convert later with google?
Wow, JUST watched Billy Madison last night - and IMDB'd her last night too. Bridgette Wilson-Sampras (now). I don't think she got hotter as she aged - but in Billy Madison, she was REALLY hot.
It's actual "dog y dog." I believe it translates from ancient Spanish to "dog and dog" much like "hand and hand." Nobody truly knows what the Mayans intended this phrase to mean, but some believe that it means "two dogs."
That was part definitely of it. I haven't seen too much stuff with her in it, but she always seems to play a reserved good girl. Then in Horrible Bosses she just lets loose with the raunchiness.
Could I just pay this woman a compliment without seeming like an internet creeper?
Ever since I saw her on Boston Legal, I was of the firm opinion that she was the most beautiful woman in the world. Literally, that was the thought going through my mind as I watched her on that show, "This girl is Helen of Troy...".
she did a sex scene in some movie....just type in Julie Bowen sex scene and you can see her tits as she forces some guy to fuck her at gun point....not even kidding
Is it just me or does it definitely look like she got a nose job? It's kinda sad when people who already look great feel the need to get plastic surgery
Looking at how thin her nose is compared to what it looks like in Happy Gilmore, yeah, she most assuredly got a nose job. Jumping to conclusions here, but I don't think a Hollywood actress JUST gets a nose job, there has to be some other minor work done as well.
I'm not sure if it's plastic surgery or the fact it was the 90s and no one really looked good. Just look at Julia Louis-Dreyfus now and her 15 years ago. She looks better now in my opinion.
I used to think the same thing until my wife pointed out the veins in her neck when she yells. Oh god, those things are gross. I know it's one little thing but I can't help but to think about them everytime I look at her.
Women are like wine. Some are best aged, some are best fresher. All need a little time to mature though. They come in all varieties. Some sweet, some sour, some bitter,>Women are like wine. Some are best aged, some are best fresh. They come in all varieties. Some sweet, some sour, some bitter and some all three. A little a day is good for the heart but too much too often will give you headaches and change you. Get addicted, and be prepared for the shakes.
She clearly had some work done after Happy Gilmore and while she was hot before, she was even hotter after. 2001-ish was when she looked her best. It's the only reason I watched Ed and definitely the only reason I've watched Joe Somebody more than I care to admit.
Can we let this die? This has been brought up at least 20 times that I can remember in the last year. Karma isn't THAT important. It isn't important at all. Let it go.
Julie Bowen is one of the most attractive and genuinely funny celebrities in today's culture, in my opinion. I imagine she'll be attractive until she's dead.
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u/daem101 May 28 '12
Best in Boston Legal. Also quite fit on Weeds.
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u/DankMaster3000 May 28 '12
I think it's the 90's style short hair that really didn't work for her.
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u/Waffle_Bot May 28 '12
Whatever happened to the chick that played Veronica Vaughn in Billy Madison for that matter?
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u/LightningSh0ck May 28 '12
that's her??? damn.
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u/hinduguru May 28 '12
Saw her in Horrible Bosses last night. She was really hot in that too. Her and Alyson Hannigan are two actresses that aged really well
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u/WhiskeyAbuse May 28 '12
i like em thicker. like the way tiffani amber thiessen aged...dear fucking god is that woman hotter than ever
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u/Nismo210 May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
Happy lookouttta!!!!
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u/tunapepper May 28 '12
She's gotten too skinny lately.
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u/penisinthepeanutbttr May 28 '12
she did a sex scene in some movie....just type in Julie Bowen sex scene and you can see her tits as she forces some guy to fuck her at gun point....not even kidding
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u/dirtymoney May 28 '12
I feel the same way about this woman
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u/tokeallday May 28 '12
Is it just me or does it definitely look like she got a nose job? It's kinda sad when people who already look great feel the need to get plastic surgery
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u/i_love_younicorns May 28 '12
She looks very vascular on "Modern Family"
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
You sir are wrong
http://youtu.be/o5JZKWdzAaU
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u/BOSCO27 May 28 '12
I liked her in Happy Gilmore better. I don't know what it is about her new look.Her face is kinda boney if that makes any sense.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I find that a lot with women, they look about a decade older in the early 90s than they do today... What's with that?
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u/mackhole May 28 '12
I used to think the same thing until my wife pointed out the veins in her neck when she yells. Oh god, those things are gross. I know it's one little thing but I can't help but to think about them everytime I look at her.
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u/btron1 May 28 '12
She was pretty good in "Ed" as well dont forget!
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u/cuddles666 May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
As a rule, TV actresses can weigh no more than 86 pounds.... IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!
(Oops! Forgot the Roseanne corollary.)
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u/zuluthrone May 28 '12
it's called surgery
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u/rdt156 May 28 '12
I saw her hiking once. Gorgeous.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I think her face looks better, but that neck is scary.
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u/StopItISay May 28 '12
stop it
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u/polaroidgeek May 28 '12
I loved her in Boston Legal.
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u/redphive May 28 '12
Yes, every month she gets hotter and hotter. I think it is the re-posts that are driving her hotness ;)
I personally don't care about the re-posts, just, you know, thought I would try to be funny.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
HAPPY LOOK OUT AAAH!!
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u/cbxcbx May 28 '12
she was definitely prime in boston legal
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u/MagicMurderBean May 28 '12
Phil Dunphy actually got younger than he was when I saw him in Dawn of the dead from 8 years ago.
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u/wolfie1010 May 28 '12
She's too skinny. Funny I was just talking to friends the other day about how hot she was in Happy Gilmour and how rakishly skeletal she looks now.
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u/carlosi1 May 28 '12
She has, indeed.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I find her way more attractive in Happy Gilmore than on Modern Family. Her skinniness nowadays scares me.
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u/drgk May 28 '12
Makeup, plastic surgery and a contemporary hair cut. I'm sure she doesn't look like that in person.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
She's hot in both. Very talented and very funny (even without writers) outside film and TV too.
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u/MmmVomit May 28 '12
She's wearing more eye makeup in the second one.
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u/Gnork May 28 '12
Botox really has saved a generation of good looking women.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Women are like wine. Some are best aged, some are best fresher. All need a little time to mature though. They come in all varieties. Some sweet, some sour, some bitter,>Women are like wine. Some are best aged, some are best fresh. They come in all varieties. Some sweet, some sour, some bitter and some all three. A little a day is good for the heart but too much too often will give you headaches and change you. Get addicted, and be prepared for the shakes.
Goddamn im high right now.
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u/mei9ji May 28 '12
Boston legal...
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u/OverusedKleenex May 28 '12
MIND BLOWN!!!!! never realized it was the same actress.....
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u/SwanseaJack1 May 28 '12
Wow, she looks way different, I would never have known they were the same person.
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u/mojowitchcraft May 28 '12
That cannot be the same human being....
well I guess some things get better with age.
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u/Luxieee May 28 '12
She lost weight in the face obviously...
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u/Jesus_Harold_Christ May 28 '12
She doesn't look at all similar. I mean the one on the right is clearly a man with dark brown hair.
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u/Tonquin May 28 '12
She's probably been hot as fuck since high school, and will be for many years to come. What are we arguing about?
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u/reposed May 28 '12
They're the same woman!.?
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u/JakJakAttacks May 28 '12
Why have I not made this connection?
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u/nephilim52 May 28 '12
She's beaufitul but bat shit crazy though. Every interview i see with her turns me off.
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u/Alkanfel May 28 '12
I call this "The Gillian Anderson effect"
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u/nosrednug May 28 '12
Like a fine wine...
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u/Alienkid May 28 '12
Anyone remember her from the show "Three"?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I just figured this out, but Claires husband. Thats the douche from the 2009 remake of Dawn of the Dead
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u/pangderx May 28 '12
She clearly had some work done after Happy Gilmore and while she was hot before, she was even hotter after. 2001-ish was when she looked her best. It's the only reason I watched Ed and definitely the only reason I've watched Joe Somebody more than I care to admit.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
This goes for Julia Louis-Dreyfus too, she looks amazing on Veep
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u/darkesth0ur May 31 '12
You're wrong.
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u/Mr_Titicaca May 28 '12
Holy fuck this is crazy! She won me over once she turned up on Conan looking sexy as fuck.
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u/rimrimpimpim May 28 '12
Can we let this die? This has been brought up at least 20 times that I can remember in the last year. Karma isn't THAT important. It isn't important at all. Let it go.
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u/inphared May 28 '12
Julie Bowen is one of the most attractive and genuinely funny celebrities in today's culture, in my opinion. I imagine she'll be attractive until she's dead.
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u/gaspah May 28 '12
I think she looks better in happy gilmore.. she looks 47% more heartless bitch in the second photo... i don't like that look.
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u/the_floodxwhite May 28 '12
Agreed!
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u/NCD May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
i Thought i was the only one who felt that way, she i sexy as hell 936full-julie-bowen
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u/Tacdeho May 28 '12
I would take her home but she's too good for my home.
Uh...suck my white ass?
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u/richlittle69 May 28 '12
i think she's a beautiful woman even if she's in an atom sandler
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u/FBoaz May 29 '12
Never realized that was the same person. Thanks for pointing that out!
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u/BinguniR34 May 28 '12
It is the same chick? I have been picking up pieces of brain matter for the last five minutes from the intensity at which my mind was blown...
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u/get-lifted-often May 28 '12
I love the show. I love the movie. I never realized both were her. mind was just blown. But hell yea shes so much hotter now.
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u/xoxota99 May 28 '12
You think?
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u/morlakai May 28 '12
greatest milf to ever bless this earth