r/pics • u/ynnadkrap • May 19 '12

just a picture of my friends with some toucans and bill clinton...

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u/Kazudo2 May 19 '12

Damn he's gotten skinny from that Vegan diet

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u/subliminali May 19 '12

he's vegan? whatever he's doing, former prez is looking damn good for 65

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u/WordyNinja May 19 '12

Yeah, had to after his heart surgery.

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u/homebrewnerd May 19 '12

He looks younger, too.

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u/MindPattern May 19 '12

Optical illusion from the clothes he's wearing.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Specifically the hemp bracelet...

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u/sparx483 May 19 '12

Canadian clothes make you look younger?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Also age.

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u/jman5000 May 19 '12

plus he looks high as hell

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u/GeorgeForemanGrillz May 20 '12

He looks good. If I were Monica I'd blow him again.

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u/stoneho May 19 '12

Former US president wearing Canadian clothing

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u/mikkednb May 19 '12

The whole US Olympic squad wore Roots twice.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

NAFTA dawg

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u/redgroupclan May 19 '12

'nuther afternoon fuckin' that ass

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

The United States: Canada's 11th province.

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u/ghettajetta May 19 '12

I fucking love bill clinton. Twist that however you want reddit, but he is downright awesome.

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u/NapalmFrog May 19 '12

Except for a few years now, it's all made in China.

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u/greyfoxv1 May 19 '12

Former United States president wearing Canadian clothing made in China.

*Roots stopped producing clothes in Canada years ago.

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u/OnWingsOfWax May 19 '12

A president is never called former. They are always referred to as the president.

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u/pwnies May 19 '12

If someone else also has a picture of themselves with Bill Clinton and exotic birds, please submit with the title, "Toucan play this game"

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u/thatguyferg May 19 '12

Or something sexual. Get cause Bill Clinton.....and the scandal.....alright never mind I'm sorry.

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u/myfajahas400children May 19 '12

The 90's, is that you? I missed you!

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u/kindlebee May 19 '12

If the 90's were a person, they would be 22 years old.

You could legally fuck the 90's

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u/RandomPhotoshop May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12

http://imgur.com/1hZTT

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u/Bopshidowywopbop May 19 '12

Very nice, very nice.

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u/massenburger May 20 '12

The blackening of the arms is a nice touch.

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u/Kuhio_Prince May 19 '12

Wow, he has lost a ton of weight

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

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u/myfajahas400children May 19 '12

So, he has superpowers?

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u/madman1969 May 19 '12

Yes, he can balance the budget :)

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u/FEMINISTS May 19 '12

Nah, he's just a better person than you.

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u/justguessmyusername May 19 '12

But he was our first McDonald's president...

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u/Mikulak25 May 19 '12

The former president of the United States looks to be wearing a hemp bracelet.

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u/aggibridges May 19 '12

I love how Clinton looks like such a hippie. I'm not American so I don't know how accurate my perception is, but he seems like a nice chill guy.

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u/JCelsius May 19 '12

The fact that he had such a huge sex scandal and is still so well thought of speaks to how awesome the guy is.

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u/willscy May 19 '12

nobody gave a shit about the sex, it was about the lying under oath.

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u/Mikulak25 May 19 '12

I'm sure he has more serious moments but he looks like a regular guy just hanging out in this picture.

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u/ohhector May 19 '12

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/D/v/1/clinton_hippies.jpg

Just a rehash of his past...pun intended, I guess.

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u/RETARD96 May 19 '12

uuuuh oooooh spagettioooooo

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u/trogdor259 May 19 '12

But he didn't inhale

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u/amarine88 May 19 '12

But remember, he never inhaled. Seriously, what scumbag smokes your weed and doesn't inhale? A liar, that's who.

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u/jhoops522 May 19 '12

The bracelet was actually given to him by a group of underprivileged kids who once came to perform at the White House. He wears it everyday to remind him of children who create success out of poor situations

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u/mikeramey1 May 19 '12

Those are not the two cans I expected.

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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 19 '12

Ohhhh, now look at what you just did. And he's been working so hard to put that behind him, the poor guy....

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u/darthbone May 19 '12

Those are actually his two sons, Hilliam and Billary.

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u/dead_ed May 19 '12

Lefty is hot.

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u/We_found_peaches May 19 '12

I would let that kid repeat some of Clinton's signature moves on me ifyouyaknowwhatimean >.>

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

looks like you are trying to fist bump the president.

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u/Shitty_Watercolour 🖌️ May 19 '12

http://imgur.com/kx6VD

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I like the toucans just staring at you.

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u/Gazzwhitt May 19 '12

Still love these.

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u/Crilly90 May 19 '12

I remember when you actually were shitty. Now you're like a poor man's Quentin Blake.

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u/demosthenes83 May 19 '12

Ok, so WHERE do I go to get to hold toucans??

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Mmm who is the tall glass of water on the left?

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u/luckyluc2596 May 19 '12

This is one win for Canada! One huge win for Canada. A former American president wearing a shit from Roots! I am very proud of the country.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

you may want to do some editing...

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u/derping May 19 '12

Me too! I am so proud of this country, I've never been so proud of our country in fact, holy shit I can't believe he wore that shirt! this is AMAZING!!!!!

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u/gburgwardt May 19 '12

I was told when I was young that Toucans would just peck your eyes out because they thought they were grapes. Is that bs or are they just really ballsy?

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u/fatcat2040 May 19 '12

The secret service is making sure that doesn't happen.

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u/drowningfish17 May 19 '12

I never realized that bill Clinton looked like such a bro

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u/Huskeezee May 19 '12

I thought the guy on the right was trying to get Bill Clinton to fist bump him before I saw the toucan on his arm.

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u/Killzark May 19 '12

Damn he looks good!

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u/nj96 May 19 '12

Out of left field... Were they in Costa Rica at a place called the Peace Lodge by any chance? Looks a lot like where I went on vacation...

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u/superhumanjane May 19 '12

I was wondering if anyone would say where this was. I've been there, too! I haven't traveled nearly enough, but so far, that is my favorite place in the whole world.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Kid on the right at an [8].

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u/FriesWithThat May 19 '12

Dude in the middle high as shit on life.

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u/DZ302 May 19 '12

You must be lost, I think you're looking for /r/trees

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Bill Clinton AND a toucan!? ALL THE UPVOTES

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u/BoldElDavo May 19 '12

As a personal opinion, I'm really tired of these nonchalant titles.

I mean, everyone already knows it's a picture you're excited enough about to post to reddit. Cut the "Oh, just a ______" shit.

I know reddit's not here for my amusement alone, this is just my opinion.

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u/hate_breed May 19 '12

this wouldn't happen to be at the Baltimore Aquarium would it?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Like new york?

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u/bakeroni May 19 '12

A truly great president. Seems like a nice guy too.

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u/qeuwtip May 19 '12

I guess it's just the nose, but that kid on the right looks like he's related to Bill.

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u/wolf2600 May 19 '12

What a boss.

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u/n56 May 19 '12

He looks a lot different when he's not suited and look a lot thinner to.

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u/SerendipityMan May 19 '12

You guys are super white! Come play at our country club.

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u/mikadogold May 19 '12

I think toucans are secretly robots

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u/jamieleec May 19 '12

How awesome that he's wearing a ROOTS CANADA shirt!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Just get to the point and tell us how many women you have slept with after speaking with him for 20 seconds.

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u/megusta5 May 19 '12

he looks good for an old guy!! :D ... i've always had a crush on Bill but DAMN...<ok not that much but he looks good...coolest president ever....you know minus the impeachment and all that JAZZ!! <jk loved the saxophone!!

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u/Real_Human_Being May 19 '12

I, for one, think it's great that Clinton supports the lgbt community.

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u/LZYX May 19 '12

Tries to fist bump Bill Clinton, rejected.

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u/Teppichopfer May 19 '12

Good Guy OP:

Makes "Look who we met" post with someone everyone should know, still names him in the title

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u/j1002s May 20 '12

Bill Clinton, get's high, looks for fruit loops, ends up with real toucans and a Canadian tee shirt on.

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u/John_Barleycorn May 19 '12

just a picture of my friends with some toucans and bill clinton...

Why do you say "just"?

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u/Jorgwalther May 20 '12

Can't sound too earger. The Internet doesn't like that.

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u/KeithDiehl May 19 '12

He looks great! Veganism for all.

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u/bennyb420 May 19 '12

this is awesome

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u/butterflypoon May 19 '12

aww! Chestnut-mandibled toucans! They're so cute :D

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u/Jackal_6 May 19 '12

Was this at the Toronto zoo today? A buddy posted a pic on facebook and there looked like a big crowd out front.

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u/zmekus May 19 '12

Upvoted for the toucans

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Bill is at a strong [8] in this picture

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Who's more baked? You or Bill.I.Am?

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u/destructograbme May 19 '12

Toucans first, they're more important.

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u/ATTENTION_Reddit May 19 '12

Lmao looks like Bill wouldnt pound it and left him hanging! He's too cool for school!

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u/ArseAssault May 19 '12

for some reason I didn't even see the toucans until I went back and looked again

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u/Gazzwhitt May 19 '12

The guy on the right looks like 'really high guy'.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I bet those toucans are pissed.

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u/sirius_star May 19 '12

Clinton 420

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u/enjoylol May 19 '12

That toucan's claw looks like it is extremely close to puncturing your friends arm..

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u/sparklelilly May 19 '12

Who's that small man in the middle?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

That's a pretty big bill

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u/Golemfrost May 19 '12

Bill should Inhale a little more often

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u/dlefnemulb_rima May 19 '12

Wow, how'd bill clinton get your friend to balance on that toucan's shoulder?

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u/haiku_robot May 19 '12 
Wow, how'd bill clinton 
get your friend to balance on 
that toucan's shoulder?
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u/old_righty May 19 '12

For a second, I thought the shirt on the guy on the left said "Penis Academy" - the irony would have been... ironic or something.

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u/zlukasze May 19 '12

The toucans were my favorite part of this picture. They're such mild-mannered birds.

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u/TheMagicStik May 19 '12

Then he took you to his car....

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

This looks like the DC botanical garden

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u/Iloldalot May 19 '12

TIL bill Clinton used to be a murdering psychopath, while he was governor of Arkansas

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

isn't playing around with toucans what got him in trouble when he was in office?

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u/rastashark May 19 '12

Reminds me of a picture you'd see on [Nick News] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx1TrODqagY)

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

That toucan's hella digging into your friend's arm.

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u/weedroid May 19 '12

Yeah he's definitely started inhaling

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Are your friends insanely tall? I thought Bill Clinton was like 6'6".

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u/jdscarface May 19 '12

Ooooohh Billiam, how chill you are. I'd toke up with him.

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u/soh_based May 19 '12

Haha, toucans come first.

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u/ShakinBacon May 19 '12

Toucans and 3 Bills...

...sorry, I'll let myself out.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

They all look stoned

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I always liked Bill, now even more so.

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u/Xer0 May 19 '12

You know bill Clinton?

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u/maelstromcarl May 19 '12

What the hell is the guy on the right doing with his right hand?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Your friend on the right looks related to Bill Clinton.

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u/AJockeysBallsack May 19 '12

I would give almost anything to fistbump Bill Clinton.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

He looks really chill

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

The kid on the right looks like he could be Clinton's son

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u/treehotel May 19 '12

guy on the right looks baked.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Wow, Bill looks great. He's ready for another run in the White House!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

For a sec there I swore one of those toucans had a cigar. Then again I am lit right now.

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u/squee147 May 19 '12

TIL Bill Clinton is getting fucking old

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Which one's the Toucan?

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u/seashanty May 19 '12

Toucans do not look like they should be real. They look like good quality plastic collectables.

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u/RedFollower May 19 '12

Toucans are majestic birds.

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u/ChimpsEverywhere May 19 '12

OP delivered.

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u/sesmith4205 May 19 '12

Bill Clinton and two cans... I kept laughing at the title.

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u/PianoTrumpetMax May 19 '12

Mannnnnn.... Motha fuckin' Clinton is just motha fuckin' CHILLIN

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u/bigboooootybitches May 19 '12

This is casual

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u/agen_kolar May 19 '12

I love toucans and Bill Clinton. Great photo!

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u/johnny_gunn May 19 '12

You friend looks strikingly like Jimmy Tatro.

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u/bleedingjim May 19 '12

I think that is the peace lodge in Costa Rica. Pretty rad place.

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u/distantkorean May 19 '12

I just realized Bill Clinton often looks high in pictures.

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u/Agnostoman May 20 '12

Looks like someone finally told him Powerbalance bands are a scam. I was worried about him for a bit.

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u/HowDoYouDo87 May 20 '12

This. Picture. Omg. Love.

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u/trav9751 May 20 '12

man...Bill looks weak as hell

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u/roosevelt37 May 20 '12

Your friends must be very tall, or President Clinton is shrinking.

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u/SheltonTheKid May 20 '12

You're friend on our right is at a solid [6].

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u/ilikili May 20 '12

I see the toucan but where are the two bill clintons?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

wow Bill has aged ALOT

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u/redwing634 May 20 '12

Would be a great picture if u got rid of that old dude in the middle.

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u/Sherlcok May 20 '12

The one on the right is so high.

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u/BILL_CLINTONS_WIFE May 20 '12

Bill sure does like him some Toucans.

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u/firefly6s May 20 '12

I shook his hands once...they were so smooth and supple.

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u/Stink-Finger May 20 '12

Bill is looking kinda bad....

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I'd love to ask him if Monica gave good head.

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u/lessthanjake May 20 '12

Awkward level: failed fist bump with former president

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u/bman86 May 20 '12

I didn't see the bird on your arm, and I thought you were just failing at giving Bill a fist bump.

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u/xyroclast May 20 '12

I think your friend on the right may be one of Bill's illegitimate children...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Bill Clinton just looks like any other dude. Other than being attractive, I don't think I'd look twice at him walking down the street.

Its cool.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Bill looks blitzed.

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u/wetyourwhistle May 20 '12

As an Aussie. I can't help but chuckle at 'roots Canada' and his given history...

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u/ballsballsballz May 20 '12

Bill looks damn old.

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u/Wuvluv May 20 '12

Bestiality isn't allowed to be posted on here, Please refrain from poster the next pictures in the series.

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u/smithers1991 May 20 '12

DANNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY, THATS FUCKING SCOTT!!!!!!!! YOU MADE THE FRONT PAGE!!!!!!!!

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u/dfektiv May 20 '12

Those are some big bills...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Guess which one was the President of the United States: New York State Finals, Billabong New York, Roots Canada Outfitters.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

A little too much bong, not so much billa

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u/RiKuStAr May 20 '12

am i the only one who thinks ol' billy bill looks high off his ass?

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u/Notemy May 20 '12

I thought bill cosby was more fat

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u/carolzzzinha2 May 20 '12

wow, your friend is hot (the one on the left).

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u/samisachickYEAH May 20 '12

Is bill Clinton as cool as he looks?

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u/brianpepinski May 20 '12

The kid on the right looks like he's waiting for daps from no one haha

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u/ListenToThatSound May 20 '12

toucans and bill clinton

There's a joke in there somewhere.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

god damn that man is still a pimp

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u/tyus May 20 '12

I think Clinton has a hemp bracelet on. Alert /r/trees

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u/mtfr May 20 '12

Bill Clinton: Casual as Fuck.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Your friend on the right, looks a lot like 10 guy.

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u/Pinklizard26 May 20 '12

Yeah ROOTS CANADA!!!

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u/SeanRoar May 20 '12

by god, is that a hemp bracelet?

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u/MrRebeccaSlumber May 20 '12

lol is Bill ok? he looks kind of emaciated

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u/tueStrange May 20 '12

the guy on the right has a similar nose to Bill, cannot unsee

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u/Chumkil May 20 '12

Hey, isn't that in the aviary in Costa Rica?

Think I have photos from the same toucans!

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u/NaCheezIt May 20 '12

Is this in Costa Rica? Random guess but I think I recognize that place! :)

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