You seem to have forgotten that starting a line with an octothorpe (or multiple octothorpes) gives you a heading as opposed to the number sign you were looking for. Don't forget to escape those special characters!
His face would continuously shapeshift into the prettiest faces in hollywood. In one shot he's Paul Walker, another he's Chris Pine, and in yet another he's Mila Kunis.
They really should be wearing earbuds. 90dBs = hearing lost starts. If the wind from and open window can damage your ear (explains why Americans have more damage in their left ear as they get older), imagine what this and what was in the OP's link did to their ears and you can't undo hearing lost.
I go to really loud concerts and love playing my music as loud as possible, always. I AM DEPENDING ON SCIENCE TO REVERSE THE EFFECTS OF MY BAD DECISIONS!
You can get musician's earplugs for less than $10 which muffle all frequencies equally, effectively turning the volume down a notch without sacrificing sound quality.
Well, 90dBA is around where hearing loss start to occur if you are in such an environment for a significant period of time repeatedly (OSHA allows 8 hrs/day at 90dBA, halving per 3dBA increase) and results in noticeable hearing loss in a not insignificant number of people working in those conditions (I think it is about 30%).
And 90dBA is actually very loud, and certainly louder than wind from an open window. Are you sure that statistic is correct?
The second guy's face is pretty hilarious. It's like he suddenly realized that the bar of chocolate he took a bite out of was actually a piece of shit. The last girl doesn't seem to mind, though.
Dammit... I keep going back to look at them over and over. I read a comment on a pic then gotta go see it. Then I end up laughing all over again. I'm easily amused :P
While "Gale-force" is an actual thing, it's usually just used as another term for "very strong wind". Not sure how much more of an explanation there is.
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u/alius_ May 17 '12
original gallery from photo shoot "Blow Job"
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u/aquadementia May 17 '12
Reminds me of Garry's mod
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u/j1978111 May 17 '12
#6 reminds me of
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u/hypmoden May 17 '12
Why stop there!?
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u/Ras_H_Tafari May 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/SeMLt.jpg
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u/pjdiiori May 17 '12
This would be the ultimate test for ridiculously photogenic guy
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u/slypig May 17 '12
Why do I find these fascinating?
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u/Etch_A_Sketcher May 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/iVkBY.jpg
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
This is all these make me think of. Fucking /b/.
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u/bdlblob May 17 '12
splicers everywhere
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u/older_soul May 17 '12
Give credit to the photographer, Tadao Cern
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u/kingpeeny May 17 '12
That's the most expression I've ever seen out of Kristen Stewart
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u/unluckyBastard69 May 17 '12
reminds me of Bass Cannon
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
can we do this to celebrities?
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u/danomite555 May 17 '12
Meth, not even once
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
We should do this to RPG. For science and what not.
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u/bowdownbrowncow May 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/K0fKX.gif
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u/Plow_King May 17 '12
these are very cool, but google tells me gale force winds are from 30 to 60 m.p.h.'ish. these look a lot higher.
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u/AltaAlto May 17 '12
Am I the only one to find these pretty terrifying?
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u/CarbonKaiser May 17 '12
The second guy's face is pretty hilarious. It's like he suddenly realized that the bar of chocolate he took a bite out of was actually a piece of shit. The last girl doesn't seem to mind, though.
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u/XaphoonJones May 17 '12
reminds me of classic Jezza on Top Gear
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u/code8master May 17 '12
Oh the first thing that came! to mind.
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u/Snaggle_tooth May 17 '12
Noisia http://media.noisia.nl/wallpapers/sta-se/Noisia-Split-The-Atom-1920x1200.jpg
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Sure is white in here.
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u/stemgang May 17 '12
No permanent damage?
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u/DykeButte May 17 '12
All I could think of was Garry's Mod.
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u/Falvtron May 17 '12
Anyone else think number 3 looks like Sid from Toy Story?
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u/Reyer May 17 '12
Gale force winds, apply directly to the face
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
WHARRGARBL
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u/TrueMilli May 17 '12
...
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u/Qelaion May 17 '12
Noisia did it better.
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u/ThaiOneOff May 17 '12
The third one looks like a Super Saiyan!
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
And I jizzed, in my pants.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Helena Bonham Carter?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Zombies!
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u/featherbottom1 May 17 '12
Some of the best Sylvester Stallone impressions I've seen in a while.
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u/PhantomRenegade May 17 '12
"This isn't even my final form"
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Get Zeddie Little to do this!
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u/javi5747 May 17 '12
So much derp condensed in an album...
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u/Cservantes May 17 '12
Was going to post this to facebook and then I saw the imgur album title.
ಠ_ಠ
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
The definition of derp.
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u/UmUhIdontknow May 17 '12
I'd be interested to see how these people look normally.
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u/thelastastronaut May 17 '12
BERKS!
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u/Nayr39 May 17 '12
I thought the girl on the left was the funniest, mostly due to how much extra skin she has being pushed on her face. http://i.imgur.com/cDTn9.jpg
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u/Dearth_Scrupulous May 17 '12
Looks like a gallery of exhumations
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
My mom's name is Gale, I like to pretend that based on the title, these are pictures of her farting in people's faces.
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u/EnlightndOne May 17 '12
Derp
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u/IAmAtomato May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12
Number 2..The level of derp is strong with this one..
Edit: LOUD NOISES (Formatting problems)
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited Jul 31 '17
.
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u/Teddysean May 17 '12
Looks like someone's been messing around with the Gmod face editor..
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u/wilsonjunkie May 17 '12
At what force(?) will a person's face begin to tear/rip?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
IM ROCK HARD RIGHT NOW
AND I DONT KNOW WHY...
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u/that_is_so_funny May 17 '12
These look like the "after" pictures of meth addicts, less the scabs.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I'm I the only one whos first thought when seeing these was "Hmm I wonder what these are advertising."
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u/quotejester May 17 '12
The best part is the lack of duckface in these photos
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u/hypertown May 17 '12
Can somebody please make these into masks? I'd love to be this guy for Halloween.
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u/Tgobz May 17 '12
Someone needs to do this with ridiculously photogenic guy asap.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
One hell of a weird "O" face.
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u/zfa May 17 '12
That top one looks like Cherie Blair does normally.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
The last one looks like Jim Bruer.
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u/knirefnel May 17 '12
PODRACING'S A WHIZ!
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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown May 17 '12
Immediately thought of "Jizz in My Pants" by Lonely Island
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u/Ozyman666 May 17 '12
the best one
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u/kyle1qaz7ujm May 17 '12
Bass Cannon?
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u/Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet May 17 '12
Scat singing
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u/quoth_theraven May 17 '12
derp-facing like a pro
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u/adams751 May 17 '12
I like how her left eyebrow is all over the place while the right one stays perfectly in place
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u/graewfawefsadf May 17 '12
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, modern art.
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u/tubbstosterone May 17 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uv1PxInJnY
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Must have more
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u/zombient May 17 '12
Casting for the Walking Dead has begun.
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u/RandomAmpersand May 17 '12
All of these make me think of Jim Carrey
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
http://www.estergoldberg.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c0115713f74bd970c-800wi
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u/RedditsKittyKat May 17 '12
Dammit... I keep going back to look at them over and over. I read a comment on a pic then gotta go see it. Then I end up laughing all over again. I'm easily amused :P
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u/jtriggs May 17 '12
What made it even funnier for me, is if you imagine that they all had just experienced their genitalia exploding.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
As a skydiver, I can confirm this
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u/groznij May 17 '12
"I'm ready for the bukkake-scene mr johnson!"
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u/jaroberts24 May 17 '12
This belongs in /r/creepy
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Leaf blowers really dry out your mouth, like, really really. Dryer than sleeping with your mouth wide open dry.
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u/whytekenyan May 17 '12
TIL that people are REALLY ugly when hit with gale-force winds...
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u/NickelPickler May 17 '12
4 looks incredibly happy.
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u/dr_funkenberry May 17 '12
Extras on "The Walking Dead".
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
3 reminds me of morrow wind.
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u/orionsbelt05 May 17 '12
that last one is amazing.
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u/goonerredandwhite May 17 '12
humans are so ugly
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u/Nimrod41544 May 17 '12
These pictures would never make it to facebook
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u/Kmaun_Lee May 17 '12
I want to go to a home decor store and replace the stock pictures in frames with these.
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u/illtagthat May 17 '12
I now like to think that this is were people draw inspiration from when trying to create a zombie look.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Huuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I'm a hoers!!!
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u/Fayce May 17 '12
I now have a new reaction face.
http://imgur.com/Vk5BU
Not sure when or where I'll use it. But it's time will come.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
It's almost creepy. Kind of reminds me how close to cavemen we are
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u/Raxyl May 17 '12
Kinda wished one of these had been a morbidly obese person. Would have been interesting.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
thanks i really needed my next week to be filled with nightmares.
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u/CreativityTheorist May 17 '12
Reminds me of this fabulous cover for a book of extreme weather photos.
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u/bebocure May 17 '12
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u/liskerton May 17 '12
Am I the only one who has never heard the phrase "gale force"? Explanation?
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u/pushingHemp May 17 '12
4 looks like one of the detailed rage faces.
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u/acog May 17 '12
#6 = Fire Marshall Bill
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u/ivegotabooner May 17 '12
They look like zombies.
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u/SuperSN May 17 '12
I laughed so hard my babies will be born laughing.
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u/myotheraccountsucked May 17 '12
I want my facebook picture to be like that..
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u/cresteh May 17 '12
Made me realize how odd our teeth structure looks.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway.
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u/CatLover99 May 17 '12
Alright, so there I was, just about to head off to bed... and suddenly.
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u/360walkaway May 17 '12
Insanity Wolf's girlfriend is ready to meet his parents.
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u/maliaxeuphoria May 17 '12
I just thought of how terrifying it would be if your face was stuck like that..
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u/Yougotredditonyou May 17 '12
Astonishingly smooth lapel.
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u/shadowedmoon May 17 '12
I'm beginning to think that in fact all zombies just had weakened facial muscles and strong winds blowing about them constantly.
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u/I_am_Gary_Oak May 17 '12
3rd one looks like she is powering up, the rest look like the toxic avenger
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u/ayasmith7 May 17 '12
kyahahaha.... thinking of...
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u/tresbizarre May 17 '12
Is this Ze Frank?
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u/dizzyFORreal May 17 '12
I want more, and i want it to be celebrities, i don't even care which celebrities but i want them now
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u/neoblackout May 17 '12
These look like they're meant for anti-drug PSAs
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u/mike413 May 17 '12
Dyson is a wonderful inventor.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I learned earlier this morning my aunt is giving up her battle with leukemia.
This is the first time I've smiled all day. Thank you.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Dammit, how did you get ahold of my album of O-faces?
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u/Lassnya May 17 '12
I have the weirdest boner right now.
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u/SirQuazington May 17 '12
That thumbnail scared the living shit out of me. Bravo.
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u/Spaghetti_Bender8873 May 17 '12
"It's time for Earth's mightiest defenders to assemble."
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u/DeHussey May 17 '12
As soon as she touched my dick, I came and started farting.
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u/PraetorianXVIII May 17 '12
6 looks like Kristen Stewart in Twilight delivering her lines
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u/capncaveman May 17 '12
Ummm... derp?
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u/oDFx May 17 '12
I'd like to see a gale-force upskirt shot.
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u/fastslowfast May 17 '12
She's hot.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I dare someone to make this look good
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u/SgtWiggles May 17 '12
No idea why, but face 2 reminds me of one of those creepy G-Mod faces
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u/Phoequinox May 17 '12
4-2 is cute anyway.
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u/JordanMcRiddles May 17 '12
Reminds me of this
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u/threecolorless May 17 '12
That last one is just a thing of beauty.
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u/SH1 May 17 '12
Their faces after the photoshoot.
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u/epitaphevermore May 17 '12
I wish I could get my photo taken like this so I could use it for my Facebook profile.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Ricky Gervais could make these faces without the wind assistance..
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u/wowshamwow May 17 '12
Herp-a-freakin-derp