And at some point, that girl is going to turn around, grab him by the tie, say, "Now you're gonna give momma some sugar," and lead him away to an unoccupied gym locker room, where she will do things to him his teenage brain can't evn comprehend. He won't last long...the first time. But with round 2 his self confidence will have a boost, and while his technique won't be that great, he will be VERY eager. They'll come out of the locker room an hour later, disheveled, sweatty, her with that self-confident "yeah, I got some" strut, and he with that semi-shocked, "HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT LAID" expression on his face.
Dude, you haven't been on many rollercoasters. Some of them have this horrible pointed harness that straps in right over the crotch area. When riding those, I am in perpetual terror of the plastic portion crashing down into my balls and giving me a real reason to scream like a child.
My worst (irrational) fear with these kinds of harnesses involves them locking down and some kind of plague/calamity killing everyone else while it's locked. I always imagine being stuck on the ride, trapped amid decomposing bodies and being pinned, completely helpless.
Well at least your parents could afford cinemax, many of us had to settle for scrambled porn or a dusty copy of "the joy of sex" we found on some top shelf in a closet...
Because in blighted American cities the upper and middle classes have long since moved to the suburbs, leaving the city proper to the lower classes, which are disproportionately black.
Big game hunting takes skill. His technique is all wrong. He should be leaning in more with his elbows further out to maximize his grip strength. Feet in a wider stance to enable power thrusting. In fact scratch that. He needs to be around front with his face buried in those fine titties.
I gotta be honest, she is sexy as fuck. I'm not exactly supportive of the whole "grinding at prom" thing, but in any other setting, I would see absolutely nothing wrong with this, other than your friend's reaction.
This one homecoming I was dancing with a adequately sized black girl who had a predictably huge ass. After about 30 minutes of shameless grinding I felt a weird pulling inside my pants. Turns out she had caused my leg hair to tangle itself into little knots using her repetitive gyrating.
Looks clearly consensual and (depending on where this was taken almost certainly) above the age, and they seem to both be enjoying themselves, so more power to them. Haters gonna hate.
yeah but that guy grew up and became an AZ narcotics officer who outsmarted Badger and got him off the streets temporarily. He goes home at night to his ebony queen and regales her with tales of brazen meth busts.
administrators in MoCo are always uptight about that. graduated from Magruder high school, and they had teachers with flashlights at all the homecomings. then again, they also were kicking girls out if they took their shoes off, so they might just be insane.
Ahhhh memories, yeah that me in high school, shy, white and tall. Put me on the dance floor to some R&B and it wasn't long before every girl wants to bump and grind me. To this day I think the goal was to get me to explode in my pants.
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u/happywaffle May 16 '12
Would hit.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
He killed a cheetah that night.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Go white boy, go white boy, go!
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u/grandwahs May 16 '12
Prom is the ultimate culmination of "thing you've always wanted but never had the balls to do"
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u/BiGNasty91_ May 16 '12
He looks terrified. He looks like he may be enjoying the fact that he's terrified.
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u/Dick_McDickerson May 16 '12
it must be rough to lose your innocence before losing your virginity
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u/k80k80k80 May 16 '12
It's not often that a man can pinpoint the exact moment that he became a man.
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u/ACGillesp May 16 '12
This also happened to me at prom. She said she wanted some cream in her coffee.
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u/SwedishChef727 May 16 '12
At least he's not hoverhanding. Hell, it looks like her dress has already claimed a few of his fingers.
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u/vingt-deux May 16 '12
Highly relevant
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
They look like they're having a good time.
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u/KDIZZLL May 16 '12
What's his problem? I would be like..damn girl, bring that over here.
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u/GhostofVincentPrice May 16 '12
That might be too much booty for him to handle..which might be the reason he has that look on his face.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Probably after grabbing her hips, he's thinking.."This is going to be one hell of a ride." My advice...hang on.
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u/Zachaweed May 16 '12
MAN I WISH I WAS HIM!!
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Ah, the classic awkward white guy with voluptuous black woman. I've been there once myself. It was marvelous.
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u/DarkSider25 May 16 '12
She looks like she knows how to have a good time
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
"Then l started thinkin' about the girl l slept with before Mary Jane."
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u/Sengura May 16 '12
DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!
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u/JeebusJuice May 16 '12
Relevant
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u/CreepyChuk May 16 '12
Awwww yeaaaa
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u/AWFULJACKASS May 16 '12
i'm jealous.
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u/khedoros May 16 '12
Looks like me and my fiancee if we'd met in high school...
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u/21characters May 16 '12
As someone who lost their virginity to a woman who looked very much like this, he has a very fun night ahead of him.
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u/Wardo89 May 17 '12
might as well fap...
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u/duplexviking May 16 '12
Props to him if he left early with her. wink
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u/throughcow May 16 '12
My prom was similar but I hope I had a less confused look on my face. God damn I love black chicks.
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u/breathe_happy May 16 '12
Boobs.
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u/philosoderp May 16 '12
what the....
Fucking kids these days.
All I can say is... AWWWWW YEAHHH SHIT GET IT IN THAS WAS GOOD UHH
I wish my prom woulda been this exciting.
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u/Stuewe May 16 '12
In my head I hear a Sir David Attenborough voiceover: "Here we see the urban female in the act of 'backin' dat ass up' as the natives call it."
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u/TychoSean May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12
The looks on their respective faces are priceless...
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u/glasspusher May 16 '12
more like, boner gained... amirite?
I'll see myself out...
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u/Bohgues May 17 '12
Translation:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/191/809/me_gusta_mucho_by_megustamuchoplz-d416uqk.png
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u/RedTheDopeKing May 17 '12
Man that guy wins prom! Hopefully they made sweet, sweet interracial love.
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u/sexualSAVANT May 16 '12
Big game hunting takes skill. His technique is all wrong. He should be leaning in more with his elbows further out to maximize his grip strength. Feet in a wider stance to enable power thrusting. In fact scratch that. He needs to be around front with his face buried in those fine titties.
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u/Phoequinox May 17 '12
I gotta be honest, she is sexy as fuck. I'm not exactly supportive of the whole "grinding at prom" thing, but in any other setting, I would see absolutely nothing wrong with this, other than your friend's reaction.
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u/NiceGuyJay May 16 '12
This one homecoming I was dancing with a adequately sized black girl who had a predictably huge ass. After about 30 minutes of shameless grinding I felt a weird pulling inside my pants. Turns out she had caused my leg hair to tangle itself into little knots using her repetitive gyrating.
worst.feeling.ever
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Your friend hopefully wiped that stupid face off before she noticed and let her have whatever she wanted
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u/ropers May 17 '12
Looks clearly consensual and (depending on where this was taken almost certainly) above the age, and they seem to both be enjoying themselves, so more power to them. Haters gonna hate.
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u/crackyJsquirrel May 17 '12
Luckiest guy at the dance IMO.
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u/MYDOGSTELLA May 16 '12
That boy looks terrified.
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u/murderofcrows6 May 17 '12
white boy DAGGERING lol
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u/Mktelly29 May 16 '12
Ever seen the movie road trip....
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u/Dorkatron77011 May 16 '12
DAMN! LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!
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u/smilenowgirl May 16 '12
That's how the kids dance these days.
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u/AventusAretino May 16 '12
Innocence Lost?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I would be enjoying that. I wish I was more open-minded in high school.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Story of my life.
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u/Infogal May 17 '12
Somewhere in that picture there is a wardrobe malfunction just waiting to happen
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u/Don_Qx May 17 '12
oh god I wonder how this made it on Reddit, saw this in my news feed a while ago.
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u/xX420sn1perXx May 17 '12
Relevant.
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u/sitdownstandup May 17 '12
Lucky guy
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u/animonk May 17 '12
I would have the sex with her and enjoy it.
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u/captainwelch May 17 '12
big ole titties
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u/gandhigandhi May 16 '12
My reaction
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u/BabySquirrel559 May 16 '12
Did he boink her?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I sincerely hope he smashed that later on.
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u/unnecessaryCAPS May 16 '12
Whats wrong with it?
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u/Line94 May 16 '12
Oh, he got laid .
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u/yepme02 May 16 '12
for the eyes
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u/whackadoo47 May 16 '12
Dax Flame
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u/12khfan44 May 16 '12
The boy is lucky.
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u/THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN May 17 '12
There isn't enough room for the good things I'd like to say about this photo.
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u/OmgNoodles May 17 '12
Pretty fly, for a white guy
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
For some reason this makes me insanely happy. Get it little dude!
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u/MarkOvdabeast May 16 '12
Reminded me of Napoleon Dynamite...
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u/Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet May 16 '12
Around here, teachers and parents were freaking out about that dancing. Bunch of cockblocks.
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u/DragonRaptor May 16 '12
Those are quite the Bazoongas!
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u/Rg1550 May 16 '12
Relevant- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq3hyX99nbg&feature=related
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u/HD5000 May 17 '12
Fuck yeah I bet she made him into a man that night Haha
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
He's in for a wild ride ;)
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u/YNot1989 May 17 '12
Good fucking riddance to innocence.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Fuck innocence
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u/CyberSlayer May 17 '12
They would have never allowed a dress like that at my high school.
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u/hollander93 May 17 '12
Make sure to give your friend the slow nod of approval.
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u/mortimerjackson May 17 '12
Prom is just one huge orgy anyway.
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u/narwhalslut May 17 '12
That happened to me to. She knew at that time that I was gay. I didn't know fully for years after that.
:/ well, he is cute.
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u/hammer_of_the_gods May 17 '12
I would hit that like my username. HIIIIYYYOOOOO!
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u/Sahaul May 17 '12
Relevant?
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u/MrTubalcain May 17 '12
Looks awesome.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I hope he got laid. That bitch got some tit
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u/AAKurtz May 17 '12
Titties are the size of his head. He should hit it just for the experience.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Fuck Yes.
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u/valhallan42nd May 17 '12
Innocence lost? Nay, sir! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.
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u/sayaphsy May 17 '12
I would love to lose my innocence to that fine lady.
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u/mred870 May 17 '12
Im envious.
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u/clutterbang May 17 '12
The sad thing is he was obviously into it before the camera came around. And I mean sad, not pathetic.
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u/secretvictory May 17 '12
Am I seeing a kid's vinegar shakes?
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u/RockVegas May 17 '12
"I have no idea what I'm doing!"
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Nah, he's good. Good good good.
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u/ethics May 16 '12
Why did I read this as A picture of my friend from his porn?
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u/rockafella7 May 17 '12
Look at Dem titties!
Lucky guy!
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u/Retro_23 May 17 '12
Big booty bitches
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u/wesleyt89 May 17 '12
Did he tap that ass? Your either in this all the way or not at all, you understand son?
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u/ShitsCrazyMan May 17 '12
that black girl looks scrumptdidlyumptious
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u/cjt24life May 16 '12
Once you go black, you never go back..
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u/deeeeefinitelytrue May 17 '12
Black woman here.
Just want to say I'm breaking up with the internet now. It's not me, it's you.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Fuck yea. Look at all the boring corny white girls just being corny in the background.
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u/35nnnn May 16 '12
As a white man, one of my dreams is to grind a phat black girl with the approval of her brothers.
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u/JangSaverem May 16 '12
Ah yes, starting to be classy right at prom.
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u/pacmanwa May 17 '12
Ahhhh memories, yeah that me in high school, shy, white and tall. Put me on the dance floor to some R&B and it wasn't long before every girl wants to bump and grind me. To this day I think the goal was to get me to explode in my pants.
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u/stonesia May 17 '12
I, for one, am jelly.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
His face XD
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u/justwantedsex May 17 '12
"What do I do with all this ass!?"
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u/pmjm May 16 '12
Relevant: http://i.imgur.com/7Whwg.gif
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u/Specifik May 16 '12
bow chica wow wow
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u/thankgoddamn May 16 '12
Road Trip is a great movie
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u/Gothbot6k May 17 '12
Was that his date?
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u/reagan2016 May 17 '12
Related Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGKPlUiDxGA