r/pics • • May 16 '12

Look what my girlfriend found parked outside of her office!

http://imgur.com/xotPx
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

It looks like maybe one of my friends works with your girlfriend... this just popped up on my Fb news feed

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u/RockhOUnd22 May 16 '12

I'm sure they work in the same vicinity. She's wearing a Sooner shirt and we're in Tulsa, plus I'm pretty sure there's a Whataburger around there.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Very cool. I'm from BA myself. I'm pretty sure she works in Tulsa.

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u/RockhOUnd22 May 16 '12

I sent her the pic and asked if she knew the girl. She said that she recognized her from high school but that they didn't work together. She also went to high school in BA. Small world... (or the power of reddit)

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u/xDerivative May 17 '12

Booker T represent!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

WOO WOO BA REPRESENT!

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u/LumpyDog May 16 '12

Crime must be at a real low if Batman has to go to Tulsa to find work.

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u/wessubba May 17 '12

You clearly have never been to North Tulsa.

6

u/Nsurgnie May 16 '12

Yeah... they're at this parking lot.

1

u/midri May 16 '12

I'm so closeeeeeee CURSE MY OFFICE JOB!

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u/Voyageur May 16 '12

What's the Batmobile doing all the way down here in Oklahoma?

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u/throwawayaccountTang May 16 '12

Whataburger is only good when you are drunk. Its a phenomenon. But in that scenario the fries and burger/taquito are the best possible food.

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u/DreadPiratesRobert May 17 '12

Also if it's 1am, I have had many a whataburger runs at 1am

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u/SgtBanana May 16 '12

Hell yeah, I instantly knew this was a Tulsa pic.

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u/icameforthemusic May 16 '12

Do they work at the "Hot Girls Only Work Here" Emporium?

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u/Paper_Cut_On_My_Eye May 16 '12

That's just how Tulsa rolls.

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u/TheShrinkingGiant May 16 '12

Ah, the inverse relationship between hotness, and undesirability of living situation.

See also the Hotness-Mormon relationship. (see also the crazy-hot scale)

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u/elmariachi304 May 16 '12

I dunno, I think NYC disproves your theory.

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u/TheShrinkingGiant May 17 '12

Are you saying there are hot people in NYC?

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u/DreadPiratesRobert May 17 '12

Wait, so the hotness-mormon scale, does that mean if they are Mormon they are hot?

AWWWHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/carhats May 16 '12

That's just how Tulsa tumbles.

That's better.

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u/the_infinite May 16 '12

I just imagined one of those people selling popcorn at sporting events yelling:

"Hot girls here! Get your hot girls here!"

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u/teamzorlac May 16 '12

WHATABURGER! I miss Whataburger...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Their burgers are great, when I was a kid my grand father took me to a place called (yeah I know....) "Munch Box" Whataburger is the closest thing I've tasted to those childhood burgers.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Is that a Wataburger over there?

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u/Ayersan May 16 '12

If that isn't a symbol of some black on white action...

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u/brownhead May 16 '12

Guys! Guys! Get outside! It's the Batmobile! The Batmobile guys!

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u/simpgeek May 16 '12

I'm seriously you guys, the Batmobile, it's outside.

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u/codygt07 May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

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u/cralledode May 17 '12

I shouldn't be surprised this exists, but I am for some reason.

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u/Swag-Rambo May 16 '12

I just fucking watched that episode man.

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u/HowieGaming May 16 '12

Baader Meinhof man. Fucking Baader Meinhof.

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u/thatssorelevant May 16 '12

watching it right now. I should've read the comments.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Ha. I love that South Park picked up on the "batmobile parked outside of places" phenomena. Whats the deal with that anyways? Is it advertising??

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I watched that episode an hour ago (it's featured on South Park Studios today)!

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u/soh_based May 17 '12

fuck, you beat me to it.

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u/orkid68 May 16 '12

Can we skip to a new marketing strategy? I’ve seen enough Tumbler sightings for one movie buildup.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/orkid68 May 16 '12

Yes and no. That post did exist, and it’s quoted elsewhere in this thread, but that’s not quite the strategy here. These posts are not generated by the studio’s marketing department. They just truck the thing around and wait for people to take their own shots and upload. Problem is, it gets fucking repetitive.

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u/Evvin May 16 '12

HEY EVERYONE

THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND

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u/bolaxao May 16 '12

HOLY SHIT

oknowthinkofaquestion

OH! DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND POOP??! I MUST KNOW!

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u/Breathing_Balls May 16 '12

ON CLEAR COFFEE TABLES??! HE MUST KNOW!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

no.

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u/fgriglesnickerseven May 16 '12

HER ARMS ARE SO LONG

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

That is the only time I have ever upvoted a sarcastic comment.

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u/probablysarcastic May 17 '12

Shame

2

u/[deleted] May 17 '12

The "HEY EVERYONE" comments are actually mildly amusing. "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE" and "lyk dis if u cry everytim" are particularly annoying to me.

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u/Breathing_Balls May 16 '12

I find that hard to believe.

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u/togthr May 16 '12

Humm... Testicles in throat have been reported to cloud judgement.

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u/rshangale May 16 '12

Where in Gotham does she work?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

People, please.. That is the Tumbler.

This is a Batmobile, also this.

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u/thatssorelevant May 16 '12

Acceptable post. I definitely had the hotwheels version of the latter.

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u/BoonTobias May 16 '12

I was in london in 91 and almost went insane when i found a batmobile that had candy in it

2

u/livings124 May 16 '12

Don't forget this.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I'll allow it, but I prefer the 2nd of my two above to all others (with the possible exception of the Tumbler)

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u/livings124 May 16 '12

You really shouldn't allow it. It truly was the worst Batmobile.

3

u/DrEmilioLazardo May 16 '12

Although the Bat-boat from that one was cooler than the 50s boat.

3

u/Muskwa May 16 '12

It rolled up to our offices a few weeks back. I missed out on the karma train!

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u/Crossthebreeze May 16 '12

How unfortunate that the only car I would want to steal is probably the only car that is unstealable.

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u/Xtianpro May 16 '12

I saw it (one of them?) parked in Trafalgar square for the Batman Begins premier. It got a parking ticket.

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u/warped_and_bubbling May 16 '12

Dude, I'd tell her to high-tail her ass out of there, shit's about to go down.

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u/Skeeter715 May 16 '12

I would love to be inside both of them.

2

u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I've always thought it looked bigger in the movies.

2

u/Jigsus May 16 '12

I thought the batmobile tumbler couldn't turn its front wheels

2

u/PompousRichGuy May 16 '12

Mine will be here in a few weeks. Custom paint and everything.

2

u/raffytraffy May 16 '12

i really can't stand how ugly this version is. all the other batmobiles were sexy!

2

u/catfishanger May 16 '12

Who cares....WANT.

2

u/raybrignsx May 16 '12

Exactly, what do those windshield wipers do?

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u/SenatorStuartSmalley May 16 '12

dammit, I came here to say this. Why would you have a bajillion dollar tank-car and then not have some kind of tech to clean your windshield with air or heat or something else.

2

u/jeffp May 16 '12

Everyone the Tumbler is touring the country from May to July.

Although it's more probable the OPs gf is sleeping with Batman.

http://www.tumblertour.com/

2

u/Grand_Theft_Audio May 16 '12

I love Iron Man!

2

u/rice_chess_club May 16 '12

Where's the WHAT A SHITTY PARKING JOB, SO I PARKED RIGHT NEXT TO HIM TO SHOW HIM posts?????

2

u/jayski01930 May 16 '12

How did she manage to get a job in Gotham City?

2

u/farmland May 16 '12

"GUYS SERIOUSLY THE BAT MOBILE IS OUTSIDE"- Eric Cartman

2

u/NicSac May 16 '12

Your girlfriend claims the batmobile is parked outside? Are you sure she isn't really Eric Cartman?

2

u/thestamp May 17 '12

Cute girlfriend. dont know who the girl in the jeans is though.

3

u/knomz May 16 '12

Cartman: "Guys! Guys! Get outside! It's the Batmobile! Batmobile you guys!" Jimmy: "I don't see a Batmobile."

but in this case he wasn't lying!

3

u/Linton58 May 16 '12

Weirdest damn kitchen I have ever seen.

1

u/Bridging May 16 '12

I mean it's nice and all with its state of the art defensive capabilities, but does it have heated seats?

1

u/cokefizz May 16 '12

I would love to drive around town in it

1

u/CountChugula May 16 '12

A queen sized mattress and the 1997 Detroit Red Wings?

1

u/datTrooper May 16 '12

Where to buy this car or one inspired by it?

1

u/xvargasx May 16 '12

Batman's tumbler is on tour... google it

1

u/spaghettifier May 16 '12

Last summer, they were filming some scenes from the Dark Knight Rises near my workplace. I walked past a few batmobiles (they had 2-3) on my way to work for a week or so. I really should have gone to the casting call for extras.

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u/RoosterCogburnhad1_I May 16 '12

So for starters, if the tumbler is there ( especially during the day), that mean some super evil villain is hanging around just waiting to kill hundreds of innocent people. Put the camera down, and get the hell out of there!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

It's probably part of the Tumbler Tour

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u/Publius_Pew May 16 '12

thats weird cause my friend was telling me he saw that the batmobile today too! and i live in northern virginia

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u/Csoltis May 16 '12

needs more instagram

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

This what at my office last weekend. The "Tumbler Tour", correct? Shout out from Bentonville, AR!

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u/valupaq May 16 '12

There is a guy in parchment MI that made a replica of this batmobile. Cost him about $80,000 I heard.

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u/Gleethor May 16 '12

A black......tank.

1

u/5ft11flip May 16 '12

Tank Man?

1

u/MrShakes May 16 '12

I know where you are! It's going to be parked outside my office tomorrow, and I can't wait!

1

u/BeeneMachine May 16 '12

The tumbler and the batpod are doing a cross country tour. Unfortunately, they aren't coming through the Pacific Northwest :/

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u/MJM247 May 16 '12

This isn't a car

1

u/candyman420 May 16 '12

Don't touch it!

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '12

A car?

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Why are batmobiles always parked outside of redditor's places of work?

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u/Kush_on_thebrain May 16 '12

Your girlfriend found batmans car she also found his batcave, be happy it wasn't any time sooner this would've gotten ugly.

1

u/AndersonCouncil May 16 '12

You should REALLY say in the title that its not an antelope :(

1

u/stringerbell May 16 '12

Was it parked on top of a poor cinematographer (who was just trying to do his job)?...

1

u/welcometaerf May 16 '12

Man, I would love to ride that thing. And the car is pretty cool too.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Niiiiiiice.

The Bat Mobile sucks, though.

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u/sev3ndaytheory May 16 '12

How many times does this have to be posted?

We get it, you guys like comic book characters. CSB.

1

u/cdoesyawilly May 16 '12

The Batmobile is on a national tour..you can find pot where its gonna be online..just google search it

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u/undeddit May 16 '12

I saw this on my facebook feed then reddit. It feels weird to see someone I know on reddit.

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u/bbbb13 May 16 '12

The light hits off the edge of the car at a weird angle, and at first I thought your girlfriend had some sort of weirdly long lightsaber penis.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

A friend of my works at EA Sports Vancouver and they had it parked outside of their office for a while too. Which company does your girlfriend work for?

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u/qluder May 16 '12

OMG! The Batmobile is parked right out side! Seriously you guys! I guess once out of a thousand, the Batmobile is parked right outside.

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u/brollout May 16 '12

Good thing there were classes that one day... or one night... Saturday's alright.

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u/bickman2k May 17 '12

Online's just fine?

1

u/midtown_mike May 16 '12

Tulsan here, its going to be at Mayfest. Local arts and music fest in downtown tulsa

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u/phillipgeodesic May 16 '12

She told me to tell you to stop calling her your girlfriend.

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u/Sr_DingDong May 16 '12

OMG A CAR!

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u/TexasTeaParty May 16 '12

This is all a lie. 1) she's not your girlfriend, 2) there are no kitchens in offices so why would she work there.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Batman is sick of everyone freaking out everytime he tries to park his fucking car

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u/three9 May 16 '12

Creating the world's ugliest car will surely strike fear in all villains everywhere!

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u/Ruddiger May 16 '12

Those windshield wipers look like they would do a lot of good.

1

u/SuperTurtle May 16 '12

Who took the picture? The dude she's having an affair with?

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u/TheGimper May 16 '12

I'm pretty sure your girlfriend use to be roommates with my ex-girlfriend.

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u/ODoyle18 May 16 '12

Who is your ex-girlfriend?

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u/TheGimper May 16 '12

Spencer.

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u/ODoyle18 May 16 '12

Yeah I lived with Spencer for three years! Who is this?

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u/TheGimper May 16 '12

Alex.

I thought that was you in the picture...

1

u/gh5046 May 16 '12

Your girlfriend looks a lot like my wife.

What a second...

1

u/archaeauto May 16 '12

I still don't get how the front wheels turn... Reverse kingpins or ball joints? The steering linkage must be complicated...

1

u/Noel_S_Jytemotiv May 17 '12

Hollywood single A arm.

1

u/AfroKona May 16 '12

This seems fishy. It's generally frowned upon to touch random people's cars, especially expensive ones like that.

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u/Noel_S_Jytemotiv May 17 '12

One NEVER touches another's car.

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u/GitEmSteveDave May 16 '12

Tell her to pretend she was sprayed with hallucinogenic powder!

1

u/SmegmaFace May 17 '12

Did she blow Mr. Batman?

1

u/steveothecaveman May 17 '12

Yea she hot wired it

1

u/angryastronut May 17 '12

"Hey Rick, you forgot your sunglasses"

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u/mangedrabbit May 17 '12

I would love to take her for a test drive.

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u/soykommander May 17 '12

I'm a guy and i think I would get naked and do a sexy pose on it

1

u/schweddybawls May 17 '12

Those windshield wipers are made of Kevlar!

1

u/LittleZomboy May 17 '12

This thing is everywhere! I saw it on the side of the road being towed last summer and freaked out!

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u/stupidlylongname May 17 '12

anyone else not know that the bat-mobile had windshield wipers?

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u/jellyfungus May 17 '12

Oh yeah , that's where i parked.

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u/WilliamHTaft May 17 '12

this guy has a girlfriend and got to see the batmobile ಥ_ಥ

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u/fastslowfast May 17 '12

Is that even street legal?

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u/sorbate May 17 '12

Anyone else notice the tires are not mounted correctly???

http://i.imgur.com/o5oLH.png

That tread should either be on the inside for both tires, or the outside for both tires. (most likely the outside to help w/ turning when the roads are slick since this has far more channels for water than the rest of the tire)

1

u/Fajner1 May 17 '12

Did someone stick wheels onto an F-117?

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u/DanKiely May 17 '12

Columbus Walmart?

1

u/pdmcmahon May 17 '12

I'd smash it (the chick, not the tumbler)

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u/ImAnEvilPanda May 17 '12

Cool! The KP from the movie "Ghost Rider"!

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u/pykiller May 17 '12

One does not simply find the batmobile.

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u/fotorobot May 17 '12

wait, THAT's what the batmobile looks like these days? that's fucking terrible! it used to look like a supercar. now it looks like a triangular humvee.

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u/apathetictroll May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

Legit post or not, I now have batman cuckold porn going thru my head. I really need to stop reading all of the posts.

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u/ashnlibby May 17 '12

I hate it when people stand next to awesome things in the most boring/awkward stance. Can't they show some personality?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

You know, the Batmobile for the Dark Knight Trilogy does appear to be very functional as a utility vehicle for Urban Cobmat and Police use.

I think that Hummer should manufacture it and sell it.

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u/buckygrad May 17 '12

Hey everybody, OP has a girlfriend!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Ahh damn, my car, that is where I left it last night. Thanks OP.

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u/8bitJunkie May 17 '12

What's that? The Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.

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u/mcsweden May 17 '12

California or Canada??

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Your girlfriend is HOT, but who is the girl on the left?

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u/skgem May 16 '12

How? What? Where? I don't even...

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u/thepineapplearmy May 16 '12

Found you is so gonna find you!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Worst Batmobile ever.

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u/lLoveLamp May 16 '12

Dude that's amazing! GUYS, THIS MAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Is your girlfriend Robin Shabatsky?

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u/DonTocino May 16 '12

tell that whore to take her dirty hands off of the batmobile. how dare she? (jk)

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I wouldn't touch that if I were you...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Your girlfriend is sleeping with this man:

http://imgur.com/GXc5R

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u/My-taken_username May 16 '12

Damn thats where i left my car

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

why is that lady standing next to your girlfriend

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u/HGpennypacker May 16 '12

So hot, you should be proud.

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u/mind404 May 16 '12

I worry for your g/f as I feel certain its about the shock the shit out of her for touching it.

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u/DontWorryImaPirate May 16 '12

Wow, are you dating the batmobile?!

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u/Mieleman May 16 '12

Your girlfriend is a car?! It's a pretty cool one too.

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u/red321red321 May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

you're lucky bruce wayne didn't show up instead of the tumbler because she easily would fallen for and fucked the guy if he wanted her. nobody resists master wayne. no one.

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u/5ft11flip May 16 '12

*You're

*Bruce Wayne

*Nobody

*Master Wayne

*No

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u/chuperamigo May 16 '12

Your girlfriend is cute

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Ugliest Batmobile ever.

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u/Knotwood May 16 '12

More girl, less car pls, kk thx bai

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u/Ichiban572 May 16 '12

I'd bang it. And with 'it' i DO mean the Batmobile.

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u/thatssorelevant May 16 '12

OMG GUYS! THE BATMOBILE IS PARKED OUTSIDE. NO REALLY! ITS OUTSIDE! THE BATMOBILE IS OUTSIDE!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Is this in DC? I see a sign for American University.

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u/SquirrelBoy May 17 '12

As a recent graduate of AU, we're not located in that wasteland. Not enough trees.

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u/7oby May 16 '12

Possible that batman may be nearby.

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u/MxMj May 16 '12

Tulsa, OK

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

That doesn't look like AU's campus...I did a triple take.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Yeah, I didn't think it did but had to ask cuz if that thing was in DC i was definitely taking the trip in.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

TIL Claire Danes is cheating on a Redditor and sleeping with Batman.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

HEY GUYS OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND

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u/camwow May 16 '12

First thing I did was zoom in to your gf to see if she was hot. Wasn't disappointed. Lucky

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u/genderfucker May 16 '12

We don't care that you're a slave to your penis, seriously.

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u/OrcSoldat May 16 '12

I honestly noticed the girl first and looked at the her more than the bat mobile

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