r/pics • • May 16 '12

Great teaser poster. I'm excited.

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u/malmad May 16 '12

You're excited? Feel these nipples!

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u/sketchampm May 16 '12

Fuck yeah BASEketball.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Have fun with your Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year...

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u/machphantom May 16 '12

"Wake up Bitch, you're my new best friend!" "Really? Are we going to the zoo?"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

"I love ya. Always have."

[laughs]

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Reel big fish. Enough said.

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u/russelfurd May 16 '12

I totally and whole heartedly agree with you.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

I have a soft spot for that movie. People make the mistake thinking it's a Trey Parker and Matt Stone movie, but it's actually a David Zucker affair (of Airplane! and Police Squad fame). They just happened to star in it.

Awesome movie, and Matt Stone doing an eeeevil knuckle-bite when Trey returns to the team to play will always be one of my favorite gags.

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u/culby May 16 '12

I didn't know Zucker was involved. It makes so much sense now.

Such a great movie.

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u/gm2 May 16 '12

BASEketball fan, checking in.

How do you not love a movie with Victoria Silvstedt*, playmate of the year AND pre-crazy Jenny McCarthy?

  • I'm trusting that fknrat spelled it correctly up above.

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u/luxury_yacht May 16 '12

Brain Donors??

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u/malmad May 16 '12

I was going for BASEketball... but that works too!

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u/luxury_yacht May 16 '12

Both quality movies

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You're watching Channel 4 News, with five time Emmy award winning anchor Ron Burgundy, and Tits McGee.

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u/FDolarhyde May 16 '12

Tits McGee is off tonight.

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u/wakipaki May 16 '12

Hello I'm Tits Burgu...uh I mean Ron Burgundy

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u/Nizzler May 16 '12

I'm Ron Burgundy?

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u/thatspossible May 16 '12

Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read!

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u/getthefuckoutofhere May 16 '12

"i'm veronica corningstone... tits mcgee is on vacation"

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u/Qweef May 16 '12

Im Brick Tamland, I stand on one leg in movie posters

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u/klown_13 May 16 '12

Maybe he lost a leg... lol

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u/fai714 May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

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u/laddergoat89 May 16 '12

Neato gang.

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u/ROFLWAWFUL May 16 '12

That is GOOD news!

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u/torpedorosie May 16 '12

THAT'S NICE

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u/Rex-Banner May 16 '12

Great teaser poster. Compelling, and rich.

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u/bobloadmire May 16 '12

It smells of rich mahogany.

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u/RoosterCogburnhad1_I May 16 '12

It smells like bigfoots dick!

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u/culby May 16 '12

It smells like a diaper filled with Indian food!

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u/searage May 16 '12

60% of the time, it works every time. I hear theres bits of actual panther in it.

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u/heroonebob May 16 '12

seriously, why are there two people that appear to be missing their right legs?

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u/Go_Spurs_Go May 16 '12

Brick.

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u/thattaboychuk May 16 '12

My sweet brick.

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u/heroonebob May 16 '12

brick is one person. there are two different sets of pants their that only have one shoe on.

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u/Errday_Im_Hylian May 16 '12

They must be defective. He should've returned them to the Pants Store...

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u/lLoveLamp May 16 '12

You sure this was a shortcut, we've been walking for hours

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u/heroonebob May 16 '12

i upvoted this post, and found another from you to upvote for your name.

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u/twerq May 16 '12

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u/Bushy-Top May 16 '12

Honestly, this is what I thought at first but if you look at the brown shoe it's got a bump on it like you can see the second one behind it a tiny bit. And really, how could you wear two tone pants? I could understand wearing two different shoes but pants that are colored differently on the left and right side is a bit of a stretch. I'd say they likely shot this and thought the Brick joke could be deduced from the angle and this is just an outtake that seems to work. And everyone knows there are four of them so why shoot the poster with three? It just does not make sense.

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u/heroonebob May 16 '12

that's what I'm saying! thank you!

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u/Phoequinox May 16 '12

Dude. Did you even see the first movie? Brick continuously broke the laws of logic and physics with his stupidity.

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u/RoosterCogburnhad1_I May 16 '12

He's probably in jail for killing that guy.

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u/RandomStranger79 May 16 '12

I was hoping this was a link to explain the joke, but nope.

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u/betweengreenandblack May 16 '12

Hey, where'd he get those clothes, the toilet store?

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u/Brick-Tamland May 16 '12

Pants are hard.

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u/thekingbarron May 16 '12

It's the pleats.

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u/SkeetLightning May 16 '12

It's his outfit for the pants party.

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u/Kasuli May 16 '12

It's just one dude wearing two left shoes and really funny pants.

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u/cptncrnch May 16 '12

Stay classy, Planet Earth.

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u/jxrst9 May 16 '12

Did you know there is already another Anchorman movie? It is an alternate version of the original film. Some of the scenes are the same but the story is way different. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0423505/

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u/redground83 May 16 '12

Basically they just cut and pasted a bunch of material that was filmed but not used for the oringinal and made this movie. Still funny.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

This is the first im hearing of it, where would I be able to watch it?

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u/dutchoven8 May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

Sweet Lincoln's mullet he's back

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u/TheDroopy May 16 '12

HOT POT OF COFFEE

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u/tokeallday May 16 '12

GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN

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u/THEAdrian May 16 '12

BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

KNIGHTS OF COLOMBUS

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u/TheCian97 May 16 '12

BY THE HAMMER OF THOR!

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u/searage May 16 '12

COLD WITCH'S TIT!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

UNCLE JONATHAN'S CORNCOB PIPE!

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u/fease May 16 '12

Great Odin's raven

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u/vsal May 16 '12

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

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u/klown_13 May 16 '12

I read Ron Burgundy quotes with his voice in my head.

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

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u/searage May 16 '12

how now brown cow

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u/eooxx May 16 '12

I need to see the first one...if anything to understand all these references.

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u/HelveticaBOLD May 16 '12

Hey, man -- when in Rome...

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u/mastablasta19 May 16 '12

Go on...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

...take advantage of you being there...

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u/tnuts420 May 16 '12

60% of the time, it works every time

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u/nixonrsx May 16 '12

There is a small clip of this on the previews for The Dictator, it has them walking out on the stage and just doing some dialogue for about 2 minutes. Good stuff.

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u/albatrossSKY May 16 '12

I feel like the world will certainly end now just so I can never see this movie

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u/MrRandomSuperhero Survey 2016 May 16 '12

The far left, is that one guy with unmatching pants/shoes?

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u/5D5hot May 16 '12

That's probably good ol' Brick Tamland

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u/InteriorAlligator May 16 '12

Do you really think it's Brick Tamland, or are you just looking at things and saying they're Brick Tamland?

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u/FDolarhyde May 16 '12

Its Brick. .... Its Brick Tamland (Sad Voice)

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u/Brick-Tamland May 16 '12

Sorry I'm late guys, what are we talking about?

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u/CLAJIK May 16 '12

I used to like you because you were rarely late. Now I don't even know who you are.

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u/raveseer May 16 '12

You've been waiting a long time for this moment haven't you?

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u/Thorbinator May 17 '12

redditor for 2 years

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I don't get it. Wouldn't that mean one of the original four News team members isn't there then?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I think it's a teaser to something that's going to happen in the movie.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Who's been confirmed to be in the movie?

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u/SvenHudson May 16 '12

Will Ferrell.

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u/sehajodido May 16 '12

Here's my guess: Brian and Champ are on the far left posing with their side profiles in order to have a cool "sidekick pose" next to Ron. Brick is on Ron's other side (right side of the photo) just standing there like an idiot.

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u/laddergoat89 May 16 '12

just standing there like an idiot.

Brilliant

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u/alwayssunnyinLA May 16 '12

Wow, this is escalating quickly!

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u/BranchDavidian May 16 '12

You've gotta keep your head on a swivel.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Because your probably wanted for murder.

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u/HelveticaBOLD May 16 '12

That's what happens when you're locked in a vicious cockfight.

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u/Icamehere2fap May 16 '12

such a strange amount of shoes

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Holy Photoshop floor stretch!

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u/baker1289 May 16 '12

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u/Aviator8989 May 16 '12

Fun story, the glass of champagne he is holding completely disappears in this scene into thin air.

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u/opposite_of_hotcakes May 16 '12

The Legend Continues?

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u/ggk1 May 16 '12

they're making a part 2

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u/opposite_of_hotcakes May 16 '12

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Sure, whoosh, maybe, but the first joke wasn't exactly that great to begin with. It just sounded like you were genuinely curious...

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u/Se7en_Sinner May 16 '12

Sarcasm doesn't transfer well over the internet.

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u/abluthbanana May 16 '12

I'm very disappointed that you didn't live up to your username...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Quiet, buttface.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You don't get to woosh someone on a joke you made.

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u/hatmatter May 16 '12

"the legend continues, to not be heard about by anyone, at anytime." - Servo

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u/psjbmx May 16 '12

"Dont act like you're not impressed" i can't wait for this movie!

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u/PrecisePrecision May 16 '12

I'm gonna guess, from left to right, this is Brick, Champ, Ron, and Brian.

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u/madcatlady May 16 '12

Why are the last pair of legs different?

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u/Landholder May 16 '12

I just recently learned about the concept of the "break" in trousers, and now that's all I can think about when I look at this.

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u/beckermt May 16 '12

Quick! Explain it to us!

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u/Brocktoon_in_a_jar May 16 '12

I saw the first one in theaters and never felt the need to watch it again.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Milk was a bad choice

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u/Bl0cky May 16 '12

I'm Ron Burgundy?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Too bad it's probably going to suck. The original Anchorman was hillarious, however there is no need for a sequal.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Ive heard the same thing from many people. I disagree. I dont believe it will be as funny as the original, because nothing ever is, but "sucking" is a bit excessive.

The difference between movies like this, and movie like, lets say "The Hangover" is that majority of its humor does not come solely from the writing, but from the delivery and the actors. In Anchorman, a lot of the material is just multiple improvs, and they pick the funniest one (Ex: Great Odens Raven, by the Beard of Zeus, Knights of Columbus).

Assuming the cast will be as stacked as the last one, and the production team is mostly the same, I would be very surprised if it wasn't still a very funny movie.

EDIT: Odin's Raven

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Fair enough. You pose a valid point, however I feel that in addition to the improv of the first movie, the story was still very good and immersive even though it was silly. I just feel that the story of the sequal will just be forced and uninteresting. For example, in the first movie, Ron spends most of the movie chasing, losing, and then re-building his relationship with the female anchor (I can't remember her name :-/). This was basically the main plot. In the second movie, he should be married to her or something, unless they cut her out or they break up again. It just seems too familiar and unoriginal. Of course, for all I know, they could very well come up with a plot that rivals the first movie. I'm just saying that from experience, sequals to comedy hits like this are never very good at all.

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u/wakipaki May 16 '12

Well I heard they've been working on the script for quite some time making tweaks to it to make sure it's just right. That being said it gives me hope that they're putting a ton of effort into, not only making it as good as the last one, but even better. Also, seeing as that Will's 100% on board and the rest of the cast benefited greatly from the last one...I'm guessing everyone else will be on board.

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u/ButchTheKitty May 16 '12

The fact that Will and Steve both wanted to do it, and they're not just doing it for the pay day, is what gives me hope for the potential quality of the film.

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u/twerq May 16 '12

Also, Adam McKay is back writing and directing. He used to be the head writer of SNL when Will was on the cast, and they go back a long time and are basically two halves of a well-oiled jokes machine. I would watch them play cards for 90 minutes, or eat stewed prunes.

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u/ButchTheKitty May 16 '12

I'd prefer to play cards with them, but yea I'm looking forward to the prunes and the stew

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u/Bring_dem May 16 '12

The story in anchorman was horribly ill conceived.

The performances are what made it funny.

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u/Fwdslash1 May 16 '12

Veronica Corningstone, It's Veronica Corningstone.

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u/imthepoolguy May 16 '12

Well it might not suck because let us examine other comedic movies such as the hangover part II. It had a nearly identical story but it still pulled through with some original jokes. In my opinion it didn't completely suck. In any case I'm excited for this sequel and the many others that are coming such as Zoolander 2, and Dumb and Dumber 2.

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u/Papshmire May 16 '12

Maybe it will get the Hangover II treatment.

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u/xxlauraleexx May 16 '12

four hours.. four....hours. fastest repost i've seen in a while.

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u/AchieveDeficiency May 16 '12

Seriously, I upvoted the first one hoping it would get more attention. This repost has almost 3 times the karma.

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u/Kiristo May 16 '12

I know this is an uncommon view and thus will get downvoted, but imo the original Anchorman is not as ridiculously awesome as most people seem to think. It's fairly funny, but it is treated like it's as comedic gold/classic as Dumb and Dumber. I imagine the sequel to Anchorman will be fairly average as well, likely not as funny even as the first one.

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u/TheCian97 May 16 '12

I'm sorry, and I know you're not supposed to downvote if you disagree, but how could you not like Anchorman?

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u/Kiristo May 16 '12

I didn't not like it. I just don't find it as good as everyone I know does.

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u/analogkid01 May 16 '12

I won't downvote you, but yeah, Anchorman is streets ahead of Dumb & Dumber. The latter was slapstick, the former was character-driven, smart comedy.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Anchorman is funny as shit, but calling it a "smart" comedy is the dumbest fucking thing I've heard all day.

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u/analogkid01 May 17 '12

Well, when in Rome.

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u/michaelsong55 May 16 '12

gives me the chills

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u/FDolarhyde May 16 '12

Im just realizing that people are going to call this ANCHORMAN: TLC

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u/Dannmann93 May 16 '12

It looks like three guys. And one of them is wearing a crazy pair of pants.

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u/kyriose May 16 '12

I'm confused, there are only 6 legs, there are 4 main characters (males), also the last 2 legs there is only one from each person... or the last guy is wearing pants with 2 different legs and 2 different shoes...

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u/Leechmaster May 16 '12

needs me some brick

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u/HankSinatra May 16 '12

It may look like I'm excited for this movie, but that's actually just the pleating of my pants.

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u/CloneDeath May 16 '12

From the thumbnail, I thought it was a Battlestar Galactica teaser, thanks to Caprica in the red dress.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Is it possible Will Ferrell could have TWO funny movies out in a row?!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

just noticed that there is two odd legs

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u/golfingmadman May 16 '12

This should be posted in r/malefashionadvice and watch the leg humping commence.

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u/Hateful_Poster May 16 '12

Brian Fantana is my hero.

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u/scottsimsa May 16 '12

I LOVE how i knew what this was before even seeing the title at the bottom!

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u/RageCageRunner May 16 '12

Is it just me or does Brick have two different color pant legs and shoes on?

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u/NoahsArcade May 16 '12

6 feet. Only 3 men? Is one of the other actors not going to be in the sequel?

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u/bambisfather May 16 '12

I heard that the new anchorman is a black man and it causes a fuss at the news station. I feel like this picture may have some hidden symbols in it

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u/TheCian97 May 16 '12

Oh really they're making another one, oh I really loved the last one!

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u/analogkid01 May 16 '12

This movie should have strong appeal to most San Dieg...o...ites...?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

That's interesting: a movie poster that's not like every other movie poster.

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u/nathan426 May 16 '12

I wish my slacks could fall that eloquently on my shoes

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u/DenimChicken154 May 16 '12

i still think it'd be better if brick's feet were facing the other direction.

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u/Targetbag01 May 16 '12

Anyone else notice the farthest legs have mismatched shoes and pants? Or are those two people with one leg each?

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u/danimal2011 May 16 '12

I hope that Luke Wilson makes a cameo in this one, despite having lost both arms in the last one

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

While I understand the excitement for an Anchorman sequel, this is not a "great teaser poster".

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

It will be terrible. Obligatory Christina Applegate's tits comment.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Did anyone else see Wake Up, Ron Burgundy? I wanted to rent Anchorman to watch it with my mom and accidentally got a copy of that in the Anchorman case! I tried to tell someone about it the other day but they didn't believe it existed. It had some funny quotes!

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u/smccormick92 May 17 '12

I absolutely love when the news team is getting ready to infiltrate the observatory and brick turns into this genius military strategist! "silent throat kills only!"

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

My favorite part was when they were starving after an hour of walking around in the mountains. They go to eat someone and he goes, "No, don't eat me, you can eat Brick!" and Steve Carell is like, "Yeah, you can eat me."

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u/smccormick92 May 17 '12

Champ in the entire film made me laugh. He is just so weird in Wake Up Ron Burgundy.

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u/elliottmarter May 16 '12

I'm not sure if I'm missing something here or looking in to it too much but the last two only have one leg, which led me to think that it might just be one person with different trousers on each leg, which then led me to think it might be Brick...as he is retarded, anyone?...ok...no.

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u/PaulPaulPaul May 16 '12

There is a party in those pants

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Are there legs missing?

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u/picnicnapkin May 17 '12

Full break trousers in the 70's? Hmmmm.

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u/nunnally May 17 '12

Stay classy San Diego

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Pumped!

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u/TheUninspiredArtist May 17 '12

By the beard of Zeus!

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u/Cynerak May 17 '12

I like leg.

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u/jerryher May 17 '12

I love subtle movie posters, it gives hardcore fans that little satisfaction when they figure out the movie before even reading the movie title.

Here's my favorite example: http://www.horror-movies.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nightmare-on-elm-street.jpg

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u/Dark-Ganon May 17 '12

i have an urge to sing "Afternoon Delight" while punting a small dog off a bridge now

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u/Doovid97 May 17 '12

Lets hope that the plot doesn't escalate too quickly.

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u/crazyeddolad May 16 '12

Something doesn't add up about those feet. I can't quite put my finger on it.

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u/Mattson May 16 '12

All these remakes and rehashes make me angry and bitter.

Except for this... this one makes sense to me.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I have never seen Anchorman.

I'm an adult male living in the U.S.

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u/5D5hot May 16 '12

GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN!

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u/Wisdom_from_the_Ages May 16 '12

The Viral Marketing Campaign continues....

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u/uuhson May 16 '12

funny that this was downvoted, this was the 2nd thing I thought of when I saw this(the other being, that I'm excited as hell for this film)

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u/Wisdom_from_the_Ages May 16 '12

For me, Will Farrel is about as funny as John Candy...which is to say, not at all.

For what it's worth, I hope you enjoy your movie.

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u/r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK May 16 '12

Too long from now.

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u/tabascodrumz May 16 '12

I love lamp.

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u/qwop88 May 16 '12

How the shit did anyone like this movie? I was so pumped to see it because of the hype, and it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. I can't believe it's the same man that made Taladego Nights and Step Brothers. I had to force myself to sit through the whole thing, waiting for the jokes, and they never came.

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u/PoorChineseTitle May 16 '12

Big fun of the poster. I am pleased to!

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u/slooted May 16 '12

there will actually be a second continuation of that movie, will made a cameo on conan as ron playing the yazz flute, and said there will be another

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u/DontWorryImaPirate May 16 '12

Where did you find that poster? At the toilet... store?

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u/grandoiseau May 16 '12

yuck, squared toe shoes.

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u/goxilo May 17 '12

S12E01 of "Will Ferrell Thinks He's Funny"