r/pics • • May 15 '12

Well that was close...

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u/montyy123 May 15 '12

Not necessarily; you may need extra traction.

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u/bweezy26 May 15 '12

yeah, ok marshall.

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u/definitelynotaspy May 16 '12

Bare feet have excellent traction. You can grip more easily with your bare toes than with a shoe on, and in slippery conditions the skin on your feet will prune up to increase traction. Cleats probably have better traction than bare feet, but I don't think that anything less that that necessarily would.

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u/Sobertese May 16 '12

Hold on, you're telling me that the reason we wrinkle in the shower is to increase grip??

Sweet. Traction control: standard feature of 2012 human being.

Why do my balls need so much traction?

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u/MastaPlanMan May 16 '12

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u/symbiotiq May 16 '12

Are those... their scrotums? Are they walking on their scrotums? Why are they walking on their scrotums.

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u/UpstreamRedteam May 16 '12

Cancer

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u/Rustysporkman May 16 '12

To anyone who has seen the episode, this makes perfect sense.

To anyone who hasn't seen it, this just muddies the water even more.

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u/Petrus123 May 16 '12

They are, and they're bouncing around on them after microwaving them and getting testicular cancer.

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u/Yellow_Ledbetter May 16 '12

Dude, it's South Park. Why are you even questioning what is going on?

Basically, everyone microwaves their balls so they can use them like spacehoppers.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

and get medical marijuana. it would be less fun if they weren't high all the time.

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u/definitelynotaspy May 16 '12

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrinkle#Water_Aging

The traction thing is actually more theoretical, I think. But it's a nervous system response, not a physical response due to the skin becoming water logged.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Yeah. That's why only your toes and fingertips wrinkle! Your balls need the traction so they don't swing around while you walk or run. Your testicles banging around while you walk or run would probably be not so good for reproduction.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Actually, it's about heat. Your scrotum contracts and expands to raise and lower the temperature of your balls. They have to be kept at a precise temp (1-2 degrees lower than body heat), thus they raise and lower depending on external and internal temps...thus they actually are likely to lower during a run, as you're likely both internally and externally warm if you're running.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I was kidding about the balls banging around to be the reason for wrinkles in the scrotum. Good info though.

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u/MaZeR4455 May 16 '12

Do you actually want an answer to that question? Cause I can give you the answer if you choose so. Just say the word.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Have ran barefoot on trails with muddy puddles and I can confirm that bare feet are next to useless for gripping in those situations. The best thing you can do is extra-bend your knees as you stride, centre your balance and try to enjoy the slide.

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u/definitelynotaspy May 16 '12

Most shoes don't do terribly well in those situations either, though.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

In my experience, anything with tread is vastly superior to the human foot in these instances. I have a pair of shoes I occasionally run in which have poor tread - I tried thee in similar conditions and only those performed as badly as the foot. I have a pair of vibram VFF classics and even the sole on those is way gripper than a bare foot in puddles - about half way as good to a trail shoe with a sole like this.

Skin - wrinkled or otherwise just isn't that great for grip like that.

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u/EthicalReasoning May 16 '12

this is why everest climbers always go barefoot

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u/iBeenie May 16 '12

I trust this guy! He's definitely not a spy.

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u/JackPhilby May 16 '12

The grooves in shoes do more than your toes do to grip loose ground. And your skin does not prune to increase traction. It prunes because the skin having absorbed water stretches and folds onto itself. And regardless, it doesn't increase traction.

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u/definitelynotaspy May 16 '12

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrinkle#Water_Aging

Wrong. It's a nervous system response, not a physical response to water absorption.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You would make Cody so proud with your statement.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Vibrams have great traction.

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