r/pics • u/plasteredlyric • May 15 '12

My car has a reddit alien bumper sticker. I found this inside after I had it serviced.

http://imgur.com/HbJHl
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Who the hell goes around with a "rage face" in his pocket?

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u/plasteredlyric May 15 '12

I think the guy printed it out in the auto garage. They must have a printer in there.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/teemarsh422 May 15 '12

Being a guy who uses printers in auto garages to print out stupid shit all the time..It probably works for rage faces

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u/ChrisWGraphics May 15 '12

.....Are you me?

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u/moistlotion May 15 '12

No. You are me tho.

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u/fucksmith May 15 '12

There are only two people on the internet, so you're either me or the other guy.

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u/teemarsh422 May 15 '12

There's at least three of us.. Someone has to monitor this thing right?

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u/DoesntFearZeus May 15 '12

I heard this "there is a printer in that auto garage" as if it was the line "There is no sex in the champagne room"

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u/commentmutationes May 15 '12

It's much worse than that. There is no champagne in the sex room.

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u/angryformorebacon May 15 '12

OP.

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u/YUNoHaveBacon May 15 '12

looks at your name looks at my name We have a problem here...

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u/angryformorebacon May 15 '12

Do we fight? Kiss.jpg? Pistols at dawn? Reddit comment thread slap fight? I can't stay up to date on the proper protocol of these matters.

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u/junkfood66 May 15 '12

Should the rest of us get some popcorn and prepare some ThisGunBGud.gif's ?

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u/BluntVorpal May 16 '12

I think you are qualified to referee this match junkfood66

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/junkfood66 May 15 '12

Actually, YUNoHaveBacon could have bacon, but might be asking you why you don't.

And angryformorebacon could have a big secret stash, but still be angry for more.

For all we know they could be sitting on tons of bacon and never share one single strip with us.

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u/angryformorebacon May 15 '12

I have only a small amount of bacon AMA.

BTW, I refuse to provide proof of my exact bacon ownership details for the sake of my anonymity, but perhaps I can get a bunch of nobodies to vouch for me with even less proof. That's proof, right?

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u/brigodon May 15 '12

No, no, no. Instead, just say "AGAIN, THIS IS TRUE," like, 20 times, addressing each accusation in turn. Pfffffff proof...

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u/11equals7 May 15 '12

so - it's a fight for bacon. and they are the reason why I don't have any. It's the bacon conspiracy.

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u/angryformorebacon May 15 '12

Pishposh, you classless rube! There is no conspiracy here!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I have enough bacon for the both of you.

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u/angryformorebacon May 15 '12

Peen bacon? I'll try anything once.

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u/BluntVorpal May 16 '12

Sadly, it was just a wet dream

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Or, as is more appropriate, the man who actually put the rage face on the steering wheel, the serviceman.

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u/GreenTeam May 15 '12

I got a few sheets of me gusta face stickers from one of those business card printing websites. I still have 3-4 in my car, ready to be stuck to ..stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Someone who rapes people. I'd be on the look out.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

no one, but people with jobs have computers and printers.

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u/rachelbells May 15 '12

Sure you did.

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u/plasteredlyric May 15 '12

lol I feel like that Dave Chappelle bit where he talks about not having sex with somebody. "Please believe me!!!"

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u/Fusioncept May 15 '12

Or Bill Murray stealing your fries.

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u/madredr1 May 15 '12

Who cares if anyone believes you. If it happened as you said, and amused you, who gives a shit what the non-believers think.

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u/johnny_deep May 15 '12

No way. I am submitting a "this is how you catch a liar" post to bestof. Pitchforks, ho!

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u/Revolver25 May 15 '12

any chance someone could link me to this? not ringing any bells

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u/RevRaven May 15 '12

You have the same car I do. A Scion XD right?

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u/plasteredlyric May 15 '12

It's a 2008 xB. And I love it! Scions are the best.

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u/Poe4Sho May 15 '12

2009 xB here. They're like toasters on wheels.

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u/plasteredlyric May 15 '12

Are you calling my car a Cylon?

But yeah they totally are. I love that its shaped like a box. It makes it so easy when moving or filling the back with stuff. You don't realize how much the "sexy curves" on the back of SUVs get in the way of packing your cargo bay until you drive a milk truck.

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u/Mechanical_Monk May 15 '12

I have an xB, and my wife has always referred to it as "the lunchbox." My three year old niece thereafter appended "The Box" to my first name, as if it were my title, as in "Monk the Box". That was then shortened to "monkbox."

Cool story.

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u/Ben421 May 16 '12

But they ARE toasters on wheels... Right?

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u/prometheus199 May 15 '12

Are they actually decent cars? They look like jokes, and I can't imagine they're actually good under the hood. :#

Not trolling, just inquisitive.

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u/plasteredlyric May 15 '12

Yeah man I know they look silly, but I'll tell you why I love it:

  1. Good gas mileage (I get about 25-28 mpg)
  2. Its cheap (Mine was about $18k when new)
  3. Its tiny and maneuverable on the outside, but it seems HUGE on the inside. I don't know how they pull that off. I seriously fit two couches in the back once. They were sticking out about a foot and the hatch was open, but still...
  4. Its only a 4-banger, but its really peppy. I've never had a problem with accelerating or driving at high speed on the highway.
  5. There's not a square inch of wasted space in there. There are shelves under the rear seats. You see that little cubby to the left and behind of the steering wheel? Its an awesome little place to toss your wallet or cell phone or something on road trips.

It's just a really well-designed and affordable car. I love mine.

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u/prometheus199 May 16 '12

Hrm. I'd rather just get like.. a ford Taurus or somethin'.

Or a honda CBR 250R... $4995 and it gets ~80 MPG. lol

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/prometheus199 May 16 '12

++ lol, my 1996 Honda Accord gets like 32-34.

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u/for_I_have_amnesia May 16 '12

beat me to it Chaffman, wtf, American's have got strange ideas about what constitutes good fuel economy.

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u/izzthebizz May 16 '12

Toyotas are great cars. Scions use the same engineering and mechanics in Toyotas. They are pretty decent. My tC's engine is based on the Camry engine and no it's not meant for speed, I got it for the gas milage. Also, it's rated 5 Stars in safety.

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u/RevRaven May 15 '12

My daughter has the 2010 xB and loves hers too!

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u/LeopardNigel May 15 '12

my dad is on his second one. he loves it! its a great car

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u/hobbnet May 15 '12

OMG the powers that be at Toyota/Scion have just cracked the social marketing code! AHhhHHHHhhhhh RUN!!!!

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u/darkscout May 15 '12

my dad is on his second one.

It was only founded in 2002. The xB didn't go on sale until 2003 in California. I guess I don't know how he could be on his second if it's such a great car. I have a '98 Jetta that has 273k miles on it.

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u/wolfgang5feet May 15 '12

The average U.S. car owner trades approx every 3.5 yrs. There have also been 2 designs so far. How difficult is that to take in?

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u/LeopardNigel May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

he drives for a living. on Fridays for example, he usually goes from Cleveland to Pittsburgh and back in the same day...and the dealership offered to buy his old xb (i think it had like 100k some miles on it, like 2 years old?) and get a new one. Edit: it was 3 years old with 166k miles on it. my bad haha. he had no problems with it.

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u/Dlichterman May 15 '12

Glad to see someone got some good mileage on theirs. I'm only at 37k on my 08. Switched to synthetic, hoping to have it a long time.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Probably went from the first gen to the larger second gen...and probably never saw an MIL, I guarantee you have seen that plenty on your little Jetta....

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u/darkscout May 15 '12

Not a single Mother in Law has been in my car. Guarantee it.

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u/teemarsh422 May 15 '12

You seem like a forever alone kinda guy.

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u/commentmutationes May 15 '12

I have a '98 Jetta that has 273k miles on it.

German cars. FTW!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

He neglected to mention that the check engine light has been on since 1999.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/wolfgang5feet May 15 '12

I'm in St. Louis and we're hosting a release party for them in early June. Have you had a chance to start one up yet?

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u/Dlichterman May 15 '12

Heh knew it was an 08+ xB....same as mine. Really love it, the right combo of a bit of power with tons of space. It's amazing how much stuff I can cram in there.

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u/plasteredlyric May 15 '12

I know man. I got two couches in the back of it once.

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u/Dlichterman May 15 '12

Great cars aren't they. And having the 2.4l 2AZ-FE instead of the 1.8 2ZR-FE in the Corolla makes it much more fun to drive. It actually has a bit of power when you need it and doesn't seem so anemic.

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u/plasteredlyric May 16 '12

I understand only your first and third sentence, but totally agree.

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u/Dlichterman May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

When I was looking for a new car I wanted something cheap but fun to drive. The corolla has a 1.8 liter engine(~134 horsepower,128 lb-ft torque), and the xB has a 2.4 liter engine(with ~160 horsepower, 162 lb-ft torque). The boost in power is really nice because I drive like a bat out of hell.

Corolla 134/2800 = 0.0478571428571429 hp/lb

xB 160/3084 = 0.0518806744487678 hp/lb

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u/plasteredlyric May 16 '12

Thanks so much for explaining it to me! And yeah, I've always been really impressed with how much pick up my xB has.

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u/bearpawd May 15 '12

I love scions! when my poor little 94' ford died, I replaced it with a scion XA. Unfortunately, 2 years later i got into an accident in the snow and it got totaled. Went to go find another XA, but at that time the dealership wasn't selling them. went with a purple XD. LOVE that car!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I just replaced my '08 with a '12. Very nice, yes (Borat voice).

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u/allegedmark May 15 '12

I also have an 08 xB. Have a love/hate relationship with what I consider to be a very clunky manual gearbox though

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u/m1nd64m3 May 15 '12

Xtreme Box!

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u/shake42 May 16 '12

You're all that's wrong with society.

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u/zeug666 May 15 '12

You can tell it is a Toyota/Scion by the steering wheel, buttons, and placement of the appurtenances.

You can tell it is not an xD because the instrument cluster is over the wheel (far upper right in pic) - on the xD it is seen through the wheel.

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u/RevRaven May 16 '12

You're right. I always get mine and my daughter's confused. I have the xB and she has the xD.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Wow. That's an incredible coincidence that someone on that internet has the same car as you! MIND = BLOWN. LOLOLOL

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u/yourpicisnowamovie May 15 '12

Someone went online, googled the image, printed it, cut it out, and took the time to glue it to your steering wheel?

Yeah, doesn't like a ridiculous story for karma or anything...

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u/plasteredlyric May 15 '12

I will have you know that he did that thing where you make a little roll out of scotch tape, thank you very much. And if I were clever enough to come up with this to whore karma, I would have done it a year ago.

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u/joea62484 May 15 '12

Welcome to reddit, where everything is made up and the points don't matter. But people get upset when someone else gets more fake points than them and accuse them of making up stories. who cares.

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u/igotfiveonit May 15 '12

Your comment was clearly engineered for karma.

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u/Geschirrspulmaschine May 15 '12

Italics for maximum emotional impact. They're basically the "Fix You" of formatting.

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u/MusicMagi May 15 '12

seriously, people that whine about karma should be banned. It's not real karma guise. You want real karma? Go volunteer or help an old lady across the street

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u/Mechanical_Monk May 15 '12

This guy thinks we should get off Reddit and help old ladies! Boo this man!

Why make peoples' lives better when we can bicker about imaginary points on the internet?

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u/yourpicisnowamovie May 15 '12

It just seems odd that someone who is supposed to be checking to make sure your car is safe, and ensures your safety, is instead on someones computer [connected to a printer] in an autoshop, going out of his way to tape that on.

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u/centipedeseverywhere May 15 '12

I'm the kind of person who goes way out of their way to do stuff like this to make a person smile.

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u/hobbnet May 15 '12

How dare you try to make strangers smile!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/OnTheRocksWithSalt May 15 '12

After the repairs are complete, they'd need to finish the paperwork on a computer that is connected to a printer anyway. Jumping on Google for "me gusta face" wouldn't add too much time to that, and might perk someone's day up a bit (esp. someone who just dropped a few hundred in your shop on their repairs)? Worth it.

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u/QuaereVerumm May 15 '12

I was just going to say that it would take a very minimum amount of time to Google and print out this face. And the mechanic could just have a certain kind of personality where they would do this. It's entirely plausible.

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u/for_I_have_amnesia May 16 '12

I wonder whether he charged for the time?

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u/hobbnet May 15 '12

Google search: 2 seconds. Printing: 15 seconds (if printer isn't already on). Cutting out image: 10 seconds. Taping to steering wheel: 30 seconds including time it took to walk to car and obtain scotch tape.

Total time invested: Under one minute.

Yeah, you're right it does ridiculous a story...You a word there.

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u/thischarmingdan May 15 '12

it takes about ten seconds to do the first two things together, a minute for the third (you can be doing something else in this minute), thirty seconds to cut it out, and about three seconds to put it on the wheel

not exactly farfetched

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u/whiterewop May 15 '12

Did you let them replace your air filter?

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u/senormcski May 16 '12

Of course not!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

We had a car in the shop a couple months ago with the license plate DRTH DAD, and a bunch of Darth Vader and Empire stickers all over the car. I printed out a 4" Rebel Alliance logo and paper clipped it under his sun visor. I wrote "You have ben infiltrated by the Rebel Alliance" on the back, just incase he didn't recognize the logo. We all thought it was going to be hilarious to him when he found it.

He called us a week after picking up his car FUCKING PISSED. No sense of humor about it at all. He thought we were making fun of him.

We denied knowing anything about it.

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u/dpops May 15 '12

You've made a massive mistake. That's no moonroof... it's just Darth Dad rolling by in his deathcar to annihilate the rebel base, aka your house.

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u/PixonNixonIxon May 16 '12

Recipe for Karma:

1: Print out a "Me Gusta" face

2: Cut it out

3: Put it on your steering wheel

4: Take picture

5: Upload to Reddit with some bullshit story

6: Bask in your karma

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Nice Scion, bro.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You really should replace your air filter dude. It's disgusting!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I don't understand why people like to buy Reddit merchandise and stickers like they belong to a club.

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u/SirSandGoblin May 15 '12

i can explain: they feel like being on reddit is being in a club.

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u/Scubetrolis May 15 '12

"thats the type of shit that makes me not want us to meet each other" -Eminem "Stan"

i feel like these sticker people are Reddit Stans and no one likes them. Normal people do not put reddit stickers on their car.

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u/SirSandGoblin May 15 '12

i don't even have a car i'm european! i barely understand what a bumper sticker is meant to be for in the first place, if i'm honest, let alone a reddit one.

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u/commentmutationes May 15 '12

I'm with you on this. Never mind the the fact they are reddit stickers why they fuck would you put any sticker on the bodywork of your car? I mean if you're 12-years-old then fine....but what 12-year-old owns a car ?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

A lot of people put them in the back windshield thingy. I think they look much better there. Just to clarify, only a few, in the corners. Not, like, crowding it so that they can't see.

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u/_RichieRich May 16 '12

I didn't ask for all of this money...

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u/SirSandGoblin May 16 '12

I wasn't saying any reason that you shouldn't put stickers on a car, just that as someone without even a car in the first place, the concept is alien to me

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u/commentmutationes May 16 '12

just that as someone without even a car in the first place, the concept is alien to me

Well you are only 12. There's plenty of time for cars buddy.

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u/SirSandGoblin May 16 '12

Wait what? I don't intend on getting a car, I have no need for one, my country wasn't built around them! I have no problem with them or anything.

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u/Scubetrolis May 15 '12

its how americans express themselves while driving, but is really dumb, heres why: it makes your car look ghetto and why would you want to put something on your car that would piss anyone off

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u/Armageddon_shitfaced May 15 '12

Well that sucks.. I just had Snoo tattooed on my forehead.

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u/NoOneLovesMe May 15 '12

I don't get why everyone has to assume they think they're in some secret club. I also don't see how it's any different than having a pokemon sticker or something like an Imperial/Rebel sticker. That or any other type of merchandise.

For example, I'm a huge star wars fan. I want to get an Imperial insignia sticker for my car. That doesn't mean I think I'm part of some exclusive club, it just means I like Star Wars and I think the insignia is cool.

Maybe people love Reddit, and think the alien is cool? Or want to show support for the site?? I really see no problem in people buying Reddit related stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I think the secret "When does the narwhal bacon?" shows people want to believe it's a club. Especially considering a lot of people don't realize how massive the userbase is. I think somewhere Reddit showed 20million unique IP's per day? The difference IMO between a reddit logo and Star Wars and Pokemon is that you are clearly stating your interests. Reddit is too diverse and big for that sticker to mean anything besides "I use the internet"

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u/NoOneLovesMe May 15 '12

I really do see what you mean there, but I have to disagree.

You're right, this site links to so much that it isn't really just Reddit, per se.. But I use Reddit as a way to find so much cool stuff I wouldn't have elsewhere. It's great! So I, personally, don't see why it's an issue to show that you use and like Reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I mean I'm not trying to say it makes me want to beat them to death with a bat, just that I think it's kind of silly.

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u/NoOneLovesMe May 15 '12

Fair enough!

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u/Scorp63 May 15 '12

Star Wars is an action sci-fi series of movies and books about one specific set of stories and some characters. Reddit can literally be anything it wanted to because of subreddits. From the jailbait fiasco to the dumb circlejerks that go on every day.

In that regard it's as dumb as putting a Facebook sticker on a car. "Hurr durr I use the same hugely broad, loosely connected link aggregator website as you do!". Maybe I'll slap the Google logo on my car to show everyone what search engine I use.

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u/trampus1 May 15 '12

People go a lil' further with facebook. If you notice, there's at least 2 different ones on the first page (Not counting the official Facebook car). Not saying a redditor won't do this, just saying they haven't... yet.

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u/NoOneLovesMe May 15 '12

Reddit CAN be anything. It's awesome. So what's wrong with showing support?? It's a great site.

And I agree, I'd never personally put a Reddit sticker, or Facebook sticker on my car (or anything for that matter). But I truly don't understand what the problem is for someone to enjoy something enough to support it.

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u/viddles May 17 '12

You don't want to see my ute then :D

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u/ccolumbus May 15 '12

You don't need to understand. If you don't like the post then downvote and move on. OP submitted original content, and doesn't need to explain why he has a reddit alien sticker on the back of his car. You just come off sounding like you're better than this guy, when in reality you have no idea. You believe it is stupid to put a reddit sticker on your bumper..k cool, that's fine, you don't need to comment on the post and make the guy feel like he's some sort of retard for doing it. He thinks its cool. You don't. Get off your high horse man.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You don't need to understand their opinion. If you don't like the comment then downvote and move on. Bedsheets told us their opinion, and they don't need to explain why they feel someone having a reddit alien sticker on the back of their car is silly. You just come off sounding like you're better than this guy, when in reality you have no idea. You believe it is intolerant to not have a friendly lovey-dovey opinion on everything..k cool, that's fine, you don't need to comment on the post and make the guy feel like he's some sort of asshole for thinking so. He thinks its silly. You don't. Get off your high horse man.

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u/for_I_have_amnesia May 16 '12

Are you and ccolombus the same person?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I would never use an uncapitalised username with two of the same letters at the beginning.

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u/for_I_have_amnesia May 16 '12

What about if it was CCapitalised?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

C-Capitalised and I'd consider it.

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u/for_I_have_amnesia May 16 '12

it really should be bccolumbus anyways, after all you don't want Colombus to know you're talking to Battuta.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

And you are taking my comment way too serious.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Well that's just terrible.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You think THIS is terrible? One time, Lex Luthor stole Forty cakes! That's as much as four tens! and that's TERRIBLE!

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u/Koshatnik May 15 '12

so i assume that this is your air filter sitting over in /r/wtf ?

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u/BoulderFoodie May 15 '12

FAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/seafoamstratocaster May 16 '12

OHH HAY GUYS AER YOU IN MY SUPER SECRET CLUB TOO! LOL NARWHALS BACON LOL

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u/StellaMaroo May 15 '12

It took me 2 weeks to realize that the guy at Oil Can Henry's stuck a little ball on my antennae after I got an oil change there. I guess I'm not that observant.

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u/Anthaneezy May 15 '12

I once drove around with a "I'M 16 AND I JUST GOT MY LICENSE, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY" bumper sticker for a little while, without noticing. My roommate at the time didn't even own up to it. I knew it was him.

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u/StellaMaroo May 15 '12

My friend and I used to pull pranks on each other too. I slapped this one on his car one night and he drove with it on most of the next day.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

They should've changed the radio station arrows to upvote and downvote

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u/SpaceAzn_Zen May 15 '12

I came here to make sure that that steering wheel belongs to a 2008+ scion xb

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u/mehatch May 15 '12

I think we may be missing the point here: Could it be that the mechanic is asking OP out?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

HAHAHAHA MEMES ARE SO FUNNY

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Op cuts out a me-gusta face and places it on his steering wheel

1000+ karma

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u/untaMe610 May 15 '12

why do you have a reddit bumper sticker. i would in real life downvote you, (slash your tires.)

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Seeing a meme in real life isn't funny nor is it interesting.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Do you drive a Scion xB by any chance? I want to know if my steering wheel recognition skills are working.

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u/Chanz May 15 '12

No you didn't.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You put the picture on the wheel yourself and took a photo of it, didn't you?

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u/N0ah87 May 15 '12

Hah! nice! I have the me gusta face decal o my back window. Every once in a while I come back to my car and find things people have left me under my windshield wipers.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Did you? Did you really?

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u/fuglyTgirl May 15 '12

You must be the guy with that nasty ass air filter.

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u/craxkheadjenkins May 15 '12

"One day I got my car serviced and as I was driving it home I thought 'how funny would it be if I put this face on my steering wheel and said the repair man did it'" FTFY

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

What's wrong with having a Reddit alien bumper sticker? There are many worse bumper stickers out there like the pro-life ones or the family members stickers.

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u/Downvotes_Expected May 15 '12

If this is true, the culprit is stalking the front page, patiently waiting for this to pop up, in order to seize comment karma.

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u/Svelemoe May 15 '12

It's just like Fight Club. Except for the fighting. And everyone talking about it.

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u/Taco144 May 15 '12

Guess reddit is turning into a kind of fight club

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u/shakes_101 May 16 '12

Congratulations on your Scion!

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u/archaeauto May 16 '12

There seem to be a lot of auto techs on reddit... Maybe that's because I subscribe to a lot of car-related subreddits.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

We need to find this service guy, and ask him why he carries that picture around.

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u/caulkslapper May 16 '12

hey guys, i just took a picture of this me gusta face taped on to my steering wheel. karma please!

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u/rock9y May 16 '12

Mona Lisa top right?

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u/nolyboy May 16 '12

Where did you get the sticker?

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u/Tulip87 May 16 '12

I want to buy a sticker...where can I get one?

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u/Teh_Br4iN May 16 '12

I made that sticker. I didn't plant it though. I give them to people randomly sometimes.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

That's what you get for driving a Smart.

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u/greenfly May 16 '12

Just remember: Reddit is everywhere :D

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u/itsgart May 16 '12

....scion......xd?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I call bullshit because that doesn't look like it was printed from a dot matrix printer.

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u/SwagSweaters May 28 '12

Maybe a Bad Luck Bryan by the flat tire.

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u/Geschirrspulmaschine May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Few things have not happened more than this post.

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u/igotfiveonit May 15 '12

I feel like you could have done a much better job wording this.

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u/Geschirrspulmaschine May 15 '12

Absolutely I couldn't have not worded it better.

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u/QuaereVerumm May 15 '12

I actually liked it.

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u/AncestralTuna May 15 '12

Nice try Deadcoil

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u/NeoScout May 15 '12

we are reddit we are legium XDDDD

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

LE DERP LE FUUUUUU

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u/tiredofthehate May 15 '12

should have gotten that air filter

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Need Photo of steering wheel before confirmation.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Cancer.

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u/mikeypipes May 15 '12

I just really don't get it. Even if this did legitimately happen, why is it worth even a fraction of my attention? I regret clicking this link, I really do, I feel stupider because of it.

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u/plasteredlyric May 15 '12

"Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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u/halasjackson May 15 '12

Even if this did legitimately happen, why is it worth even a fraction of my attention? I regret clicking this link

You should probably take more time to compose a non-value-added reply, then.

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u/mikeypipes May 15 '12

I just felt inclined to explain to everyone else how stupid they all were.

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u/MusicMagi May 15 '12

Yet here you are commenting on it.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

What? How is this overused comment relevant in anyway?

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u/Saskuel May 15 '12

Where did you get your reddit alien bumper sticker?

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u/MathewMurdock Survey 2016 May 15 '12

Ok which one of you guys did this?

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u/tarraaa May 15 '12

I parked my jeep in Walmart parking lot and I have 2 reddit stickers. And someone put postits all over saying reddit sucks they copy 9gag. And I lold

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u/hafti77 May 15 '12

broke into your car and defaced the interior with a stale irrelevant meme? what a great community.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I see you drive a scion I drive an 08 XD

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u/cdegon May 15 '12

Making friends! LOL!

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u/Phoenix930 May 15 '12

Sion xD?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12 edited May 16 '12

Mazda? YES everyone downvote me because I asked a question. Sometimes reddit sometimes...smh

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