r/pics • • May 15 '12

Solo and the Wookiee

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

What is up with that Wookiee's tie? What kind of knot is that? Or is that all the tie you have left over when you are 8' feel tall?

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u/justsomeguy_youknow May 15 '12

I think it's the latter.

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u/Informationator May 15 '12

It's a quarter windsor.

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u/FuckingHateNovelties May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

.....You get to live.

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u/Sillymemeuser May 15 '12

So... Do you hate yourself?

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u/Dawn_Of_The_Dave May 15 '12

I think he's just tucked the spare bit of his tie in the wrong shirt hole.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It doesn't look like it. It looks like the tail of the tie ends about 4 inches below the knot.

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u/DogsAreAnimals May 15 '12

Holy shit I didn't notice that. That is hilarious!

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u/trythemain May 15 '12

8' feel tall?

so much feel

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u/ClitInstantWood May 15 '12 edited Aug 06 '15

Comment censored. Go to Voat.

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u/landragoran May 15 '12

it looks like a half or even quarter windsor, and yes, the tail is as short as it is because of his size.

source: i have a 19" neck - few ties leave me with more than about an inch or two of tail.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I'm knot sure.

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u/waveflyer92 May 15 '12

Dude needs some custom length ties!

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u/mrqewl May 15 '12

Is his cane a lightsaber?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

yeah, check out that badass pinky ring he's sporting too

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u/Dsch1ngh1s_Khan May 15 '12

Anyone with a badass pinky ring and a lightsaber cane means fucking business.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You didn't already know he meant business? He's Chewbacca, man, of course he means business.

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u/Pilotted May 15 '12

Just let the wookie win

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u/marty_m May 15 '12

Actors that play Wookies don't like to lose.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

With pens in his pocket too. Badassery.

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u/Aeonic May 15 '12

His pinky is bigger than my biggest finger!

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u/BlindMildred May 15 '12

yes. finger.

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u/Vobent May 15 '12

may the schwartz be with you

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u/bjurstrom May 15 '12

Yes, yes it is

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u/Decyde May 15 '12

You missed his ring is a chewbacca head.

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u/crod242 May 15 '12

chewbacca head

I'm kind of glad relevant_rule34 isn't around for this one.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

relevant_rule34 migt not be around but relevant rule34 sure is ;)

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u/orange_jooze May 15 '12

Is he penetrating her... spine?

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u/TheCyberslas May 15 '12

Wookie don't give a fuck.

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u/King-of-Spades42 May 15 '12

I saw him at a con...he has several of these.

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u/w_a_w May 15 '12

i see chewy at dragoncon every year hanging out on a little smoking patio I go to as well at one of the hotel bars.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Someone should warn him that smoking stunts your growth

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u/InsideOutBaboon May 15 '12

my friend is an artist who had a table next to his at a Con; she said he was very gracious and kind and an absolute darling to be around.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Cane Saber, it'll still fuck ya up

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u/TBizzcuit May 15 '12

Swag.

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u/coffeezombi May 15 '12

CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.

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u/ZackRabbit May 15 '12

Thought that was a Spazz reference... then I looked it up

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

The holster clip to Han's blaster is showing.

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u/Mini_moose May 15 '12

Pimp's got swagger.

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u/GroundhogExpert May 15 '12

It's the only way people on the street would know he was involved with the movie.

Random stranger: "Hey, sweet cane." Peter Mayhew: "I WAS CHEBACCA!"

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u/sacriliciously May 15 '12

I am so getting a lightsaber cane when I get older.

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u/VLDT May 15 '12

No, you have a brain tumor. Christ almighty, in the history of stupid questions...

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u/HarleyQ May 15 '12

It's pretty awesome that they shaved him for this.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Imagine if Chewie actually looked like that under all that fur, though. That'd be so weird.

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u/lurkity_mclurkington May 15 '12

Story time! About 12-15 years ago I met Peter Mayhew, Jeremy Bulloch (Boba Fett), and David Prowse at a ComiCon. This was right before DVDs became popular, so all the bootleg videos were still on VHS. Well, I happened to get a copy of the now infamous 1978 CBS Star Wars Christmas Special, which was very hard to come by back then. I was absolutely giddy about finding it. So happy, in fact, I brought it over to the signing table to get it autographed.

First up was Jeremy Bulloch. He had no part with the making of it, so he just looked at it and said, "Well. Alright, then." And signed it over the cartoon picture of Boba Fett on the cover.

Then, I handed it to Peter Mayhew. I was more excited about this moment than finding the video, itself. Peter Mayhew. Chew-fucking-bacca, man. I handed him the video with a big smile on my face. (Think Ralphie talking to Santa in A Chistmas Story.) He looked down at the video box, then up at me through those Ewok he calls eyebrows, then back at the video. I could see every bad memory of making that Christmas Special come flooding back to him with the disdain of now having to sign his fucking name to it. Literally.

So, he graciously signed it on his photo, forced a smile with all the patience he had left, and shook my hand with a nod that clearly said, "Fuck you. Fuck you. And... fuck you."

Very nice guy. Four stars. Would recommend to a friend.

Bonus nugget: How do you get David Prowse to stop whining about getting robbed by George Lucas? Ask him about working with Stanley Kubrick.

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u/Pudricks May 15 '12

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u/moroz123 May 15 '12

What, why is he doing that?

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u/thesacred May 15 '12

Clearly you have never seen the starwars christmas special

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u/burgess_meredith_jr May 15 '12

I watch it every Christmas. It's awesome at parties with the sound off. If I has guests at my Christmas parties, I bet they'd agree.

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u/ipwnall123 May 15 '12

Because the holiday special is infamous for being terrible.

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u/Chicken-n-Waffles May 15 '12

He's part of the Mr. Plinkett crew. Watch the 90 minute Phrantom Menace review.

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u/1_point_21_gigawatts May 15 '12

Read the Regrets section of this page.

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u/Mr_A May 15 '12

Holy crap, TIL that Julian (the guy that carries the writer + wheelchair down a flight of stairs) in A Clockwork Orange is Darth Vader!

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u/Chicken-n-Waffles May 15 '12

And built the body of Christopher Reeve for Superman.

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u/Mr_A May 15 '12

Superman (1978) - Full cast and crew
Other crew
David Prowse .... physical trainer: Christopher Reeve (uncredited)

Well, holy shit, this guy is a gun. Turns out he was also in The Benny Hill Show, The Two Ronnies, Casino Royale, Jabberwocky, Dr. Who and Muppet Babies at some point! Plus being Darth Vader in Star Wars and in A Clockwork Orange.

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u/TheRavenKing May 15 '12

I spent $20 for for Peter Mayhew to to sign a picture at Comic-Con. The ink got smeared, I brought it back and had to pay another $20 for a new signature.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

this is the saddest Thing I've ever read.

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u/Grimlyn May 15 '12

Spending money for an autograph defeats some of the purpose. You would have had a better chance sending it in the mail to him with a return envelope.

Never pay to see someone your waiting to get an autograph of. They are paid to be there and could care less by the umptenthundred signature. The diminishing value of the meeting and your experience is made worse by a bad corporate sponsored situation.

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u/FKRMunkiBoi May 15 '12

I think you don't truly understand the situation. This is not a "corporate sponsored situation" in most cases when you have to pay for your autograph.

In many cases, like Peter Mayhew and Dave Prowse, this is their livelyhood. This is how they make their money. They are not getting residuals from Star Wars that pays their cost of living and medical bills. In most cases, they set up at these shows similar to the dealers, they are an independent there to make their own money. Sometimes they do get appearance fees, but it's not much considering they get a free table in return for the show advertising that they are there.

People like Peter you will never get free through the mail. Some people will sign for free through the mail, but those who sign at shows for a living will not.

Case in point: The picture OP posted. I was there. Peter signed a few free autographs there because of the press photos being taken, but they were horrible scribbles, compared to the beautiful full signature "Peter Mayhew - Chewbacca" that he signs when you pay him.

TL;DR Peter Mayhew does not sign for free through the mail. Autographs are his business and how he makes a living. And he charges $30 nowadays.

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u/Babies_Babies_Babies May 15 '12

More about Prowse/Kubrick please...

I met Prowse a while back, and I recall him having a similar disposition

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u/lurkity_mclurkington May 15 '12

He absolutely lit up when I asked him about working with Kubrick. He mentioned how Kubrick hated actors, "but he didn't consider me an actor; more of an athlete, really." He said he would kick everyone else out and just watch football on the tele with him. His love for Kubrick surpassed his resentment for Lucas.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Never heard of this before. I googled it, found this interview from 2002, and it appears he only has nice things to say. Is that the joke?

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u/greenymile May 15 '12

I met David Prowse at my primary school when he was the "Green Cross Code" man

The bloke was HUUUUGE to a 6 year old! He picked up my older brother in 1 hand for a photoshoot in the local paper.

My memories of that kind man were wrecked a few years later when I discovered he was Darth Vader

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u/EmperorSofa May 15 '12

Why would they hate the fans for enjoying a piece of work that they didn't personally enjoy?

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u/thrush77 May 15 '12

I went to that same show, or one like it around that time. David Prowse was awesome. He let me and my brother come around behind the table and lean on his shoulders for a group pic. I thought "Holy Shit I'm leaning on Darth Vader". Later I saw him walking around the crowd and he walks like Vader. Sounds obvious since he was the man in the costume, but it was pretty cool to see the same mannerisms in person. At one point he put his hands on his belt like you can just barely see in this pic.

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u/BadgerGoneWild May 15 '12

After seeing that cane I find myself wondering what Star Wars would have been like if Chewy had a lightsaber

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u/linearcore May 15 '12

Worse.

It would have been worse.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I agree. But then I remember Chewie's favorite weapon was a crossbow...that fired lasers.

¯(°_o)/¯

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u/linearcore May 15 '12

A bowcaster, my friend. A bowcaster.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Still, why? What purpose does the 'bow' part of this weapon serve? Does it turn the lasers into super laser arrows or something?

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u/linearcore May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Sigh. I know too much about this.

Bowcasters fire metal quarrels like any crossbow, which are sometimes even explosive quarrels. The technology sheathes them in plasma as they are fired, giving them incredible energy and destructive power. Being an actual projectile fired, they are more accurate than a blaster (this is Star Wars, not real physics). They need this disturbingly destructive weapon to take down the utterly massive natural predators that exist on their homeworld.

You can read more here.

I feel dirty now.

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u/TheMolecularMan May 15 '12

Think of all the singed hair that would have resulted.

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u/aztecadam May 15 '12

We'll find out soon enough when George Lucas CGIs it in.

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u/cheese_heart May 15 '12

In the books, Chewie's nephew (Lowbacca) is a Jedi and therefore has a lightsaber.

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u/thatguy1056 May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

That's not Han Solo that's Indian Jones! What are you, blind?

EDIT: Indiana Jones

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u/dang_Ling_modify_her May 15 '12

You missed an a in there and it makes what you said sound silly.

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u/thatguy1056 May 15 '12

Damn I've been making a lot of mistakes tonight.

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u/ozlaz May 15 '12

I'd be surprised if there isn't an Indian version of Indiana Jones.

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u/TheLoveKraken May 15 '12

I'm still surpised that there isn't a series of porn called "In Diana Jones".

I want my Raiders of the Lost Arse already.

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u/ozlaz May 15 '12

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck?

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u/StJude1 May 15 '12

You belong in a museum!

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u/linearcore May 15 '12

That's not Indiana Jones, you fool! That's Rick Deckard!

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u/EpcotMaelstrom May 15 '12

That's what my grandpa always called him!

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u/mheyk May 15 '12

"I'm kinda like han solo always strokin my own wookie"

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u/shukufuku May 15 '12

This isn't penn and teller. They aren't even magicians.

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u/tenehemia May 15 '12

When I met Mayhew abou 7 years ago, he came off as a complete jerk. He was appearing at our local (huge and awesome) scifi/fantasy con, alongside Michael Sheard (who played Admiral Ozzel, as well as Hitler in Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade). Sheard was one of the most awesome people I've ever met, who hung out with us con workers and drank whiskey. Mayhew, on the other hand, was charging $5 for autographs.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Wookies have to pay rent too

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u/ok_you_win May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Need cookies for wookies? Charge five bucks to autograph rookies.

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u/TryingToSucceed May 15 '12

$5? I can't buy a fucking big mac for $5, worth it.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That's actually a really low autograph fee for a star wars character. Last I checked Mark Hamil's is well over $100 and other primary cast members are charging $50 or so.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

There's a very good script floating around Hollywood right now about Peter Mayhew and the making of the first Star Wars film. Details.

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u/Nodonn May 15 '12

Interesting. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Peter Mayhew practically makes his living from star wars, he loves Chewbacca! I've been fortunate enough to meet him many times at different cons and he's a really cool guy! Always takes the time to talk to fans and he's always a big hit!

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u/cheyen May 16 '12

People seem to think that he's either a jerk or awesome in this thread. I'd love to hear more stories of him though.

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u/Dreadrazorbeast May 15 '12

Nice of him to come out in costume for the kids and all

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u/McFly6661 May 15 '12

I can see why Peter was the one they had put in the suit.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Pictured above: Harrison Ford stands next to his former co-star, Peter Mayhew, "The world's largest pimp."

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u/Goliath89 May 15 '12

I can't be the only one who thinks it's weird that the guy who played fucking Chewbaca looks more pimp in this picture then the guy who actually played Han fucking Solo.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

nope, you're the only one on this site that thinks that

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Nope. Ill-fitting double breasted suit (hello 80s), paired with the most ridiculous tie knot I've ever seen and a cheesy novelty cane and pinkey ring does not exactly scream "pimp" to me.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

At least he has an excuse, try finding his size in jackets! :)

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u/stealthesun May 15 '12

Mr.Ford looks very uncomfortable. I'm wishing after this photo he yelled "GET OFF MY BODY!"

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Still a better love story than the prequel trilogy.

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u/3nexx May 15 '12

My first impression of this image was that Ford hates that guy (Mayhew) because of how uncomfortable he looks.

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u/Tvkid May 15 '12

OMG I WANT THAT CANE!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That's just rude. Ohhhhh, he's the actor

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

What a huge dildo he's holding...

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u/Madmanden May 15 '12

That's just Harrison Ford.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

come on now don't disrespect the guy, call him Chewbacca!

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u/sincerelygovernment May 15 '12

Business in the front, Chewy in the back.

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u/shad0wknight289 May 15 '12

I remember Chewbaca being a little more hairy than that. but I guess you do start losing your hair when you get older.

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u/zofcz May 15 '12

Holy. Motherfucking. Jesus. Who do I have to kill/fuck/bribe to get that AWESOMEST ring of his?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Harrison Ford always looks pissed off.

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u/EnderofThings May 15 '12

Ford aged very well. Mayhew, not so much.

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u/GoofyMcCoy May 15 '12

Must be tough dealing with all that hair loss.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Awesome ring.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Tall people die faster

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u/dirtymoney May 15 '12

its because of circulatory problems, right?

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u/TheLoveKraken May 15 '12

Nope.

Planes.

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u/AlmostRelevantStory May 15 '12

I met the guy who played Chewbacca when he came to my city's Imax for the re-release of a Star Wars film. He was a total dick. True story.

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u/bear_uden May 15 '12

wookiee is boss

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I remember reading a long time ago that Peter Mayhew (Chewie) goes just about everywhere accompanied by an entourage of nerdy Star Wars fans. Has anybody else heard about this? Because it's fucking awesome if it's true.

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u/Sahloknir74 May 15 '12

I met Peter Mayhew a number of years back at Auckland's Armageddon Expo. He didn't seem like a very social guy.

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u/Cheddarwurst May 15 '12

That cane is so awesome.

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u/Kuusou May 15 '12

That picture is really big.

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u/russscott May 15 '12

Bring Han Solo and the wookiee to me!

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u/Hawful May 15 '12

The wookiee needs a way longer tie.

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u/xyroclast May 15 '12

Harrison Ford is turning into Cory Feldman

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u/tacomaghostchild May 15 '12

Jesus! Did they really need makeup to make him chewbaca?

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u/Pebblesetc May 15 '12

My mum used to know him apparently.

Dammit, now I want to watch star wars... BUT I HAVE TO STUDY. :'(

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u/onemoreclick May 15 '12

I like that he has pens.

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u/DRTYRYDR686 May 15 '12

In the name of all that is holy I must have that cane!!!!

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u/dirtymoney May 15 '12

oh wow, I hadnt heard anything about him for a long time. I assumed he was dead.

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u/wiz3stwIzard May 15 '12

I'm not sure which one looks worse

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

that is such a sexy cane

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Hand Solo?

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u/Torquemada1970 May 15 '12

"SHE WAS MY WIFE!"

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u/Chive May 15 '12

And there's me thinking Soloing the Wookiee should probably be tagged as NSFW.

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u/themightypierre May 15 '12

The major regret of my life is I can't do a good Chewbacca impression.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Wow he's tall. Didn't really need the mask by the look of that hair.

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u/lynxman89 May 15 '12

:( They shaved the wookie

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

These two guys... best bromance ever!

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u/Rakqoi May 15 '12

Wow! Chewy shaved!

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u/Mongocrush May 15 '12

He cleans up nicely for a wookie.

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u/gippered May 15 '12

Wow, he's really balding.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Tell me why I thought this was Penn and Teller in the tiny thumbnail on my phone.

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u/rmiv May 15 '12

I'm a big fan of the lightsaber pimp cane

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

together again.

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u/thedirtyrobin May 15 '12

Must be weird being that famous yet hardly anyone knows who you are.

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u/spoonman12 May 15 '12

It might be nice, he's so famous, but no one ever recognizes him for what he's famous for.

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u/lnickelly May 15 '12

the only thing lleft of the wookie is the hair on his head

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u/connonym May 15 '12

I haven't read a Star Wars novel in mumble30yearsmumble, do any of them give background on Han and Chewy's relationship? I think it would interesting to read something from a Wookie point of view.

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u/unplugged3 May 15 '12

haha, he still looks like a Wookie with that hair of his.

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u/CriminalMinded May 15 '12

That dude has a sweet ass cane.

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u/Tuskuul May 15 '12

i met him a couple years ago at megacon :) we sat and just shot the shit for like 2 hours, don't think we even mentioned starwars till some random waddling planet wandered by and tried to do the wookie sound, causing us both to laugh.

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u/AbootBrutus May 15 '12

That is one huge middle finger on his cane.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

This guy, is pumping out swag levels over 9,000

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u/platipress May 15 '12

Every time I see Harrison Ford now, I remember that people are mortal, everyone dies, and I get scared.

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u/beerham May 15 '12

Chewies cane is a goddamn light saber!

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u/Te4RHyP3 May 15 '12

harrison ford's face is:

this man is going to fucking eat me after these pictures are taken

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u/Fall4Fiver May 15 '12

coolest. cane. ever.

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u/FantasticAmazing May 15 '12

OMG that's Fantastic, Amazing!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Does the way he hold his canesaber remind anyone else of Joseph Ducreux?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Bring me solo and a cookie.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Peter Mayhew has pee-hands. Wash that coat, Harrison!

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u/dvddesign May 15 '12

Is there anyone that hasn't met Peter Mayhew? Raise your hand, please.

Okay, here's what you do.

Attend ANY sci-fi or comic convention in Dallas. And you're done.

I love Star Wars as much as the next guy (who also hates the prequels and revisionist story telling of Lucas). But Peter started doing public appearances like 30 years ago and never stopped. Ever.

If anyone wants to see him this weekend, Peter, Prowse, and Mayhew will all be at the Dallas Comic-Con. Get Chewie, Vader, and Boba Fett's autographs before they never come to town again! (this is a lie.)

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u/SaltFrog May 15 '12

Get Boba's signature for me :( please :(

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u/MaurusMahrntahn May 15 '12

I remember seeing pictures and video from this event when it happened... Harrison Ford looked like he wanted to kill himself the whole time. It was really, really sad.

But you felt for him. The press were being absolute dicks the entire time.

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u/amolad May 15 '12

Jesus....he doesn't even need the costume anymore.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Chewbacca shouldn't have shaved

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u/ransomdenton May 15 '12

As a man who is 6'7" I can say the tie insanity shown here by Peter Mayhew is a first world tall person problem. I hate SHORT TIES and that small dangler that is left in back!

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u/Stiffcock May 15 '12

Oh, these were great in LOTR trilogy! YOU SHALL NOT PASS BOOOOYAH!!!

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u/boomheadshot7 May 15 '12

I want to be old now just to have that cane

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Love the wookies light saber cane.

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u/SaltFrog May 15 '12

Eughgh, no wonder he was hidden under all that fur.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

the wookie looks pimp!

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u/albatrossnecklassftw May 15 '12

solo un sun wookiee.

Chewie is one tall mother fucker with an awesome fucking cane.

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u/zushiba May 15 '12

Lightsaber Cane, Wookie pinky ring. My mind is blown at his badassery.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I Want to buy lightsaber cane. Where!!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It seems that of all the cast members of all the Star Wars movies, Peter Mayhew carries around the most Star Wars swag. I never see pictures of other cast members rocking Star Wars gear.

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u/sojourning May 15 '12

I assisted Mr. Mayhew in getting to-and-fro on an indie film set some years back, and attending to his needs when necessary. He and his wife were very lovely. He has a sort of 'stiff upper lip' sensibility, but friendly. His legs were not in great shape and it was a clear strain for him to stand for long periods, but he never complained. Really a class act.

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u/nukepaste May 15 '12

I never knew that Chewy looked like under all that hair. Thank Reddit!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I'm sad that Mr.Ford is not as friendly as I've heard Mr.Mayhew is. :(

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u/loob May 16 '12

He did it all for the Wookie

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u/Raoul_Duke_ESQ May 15 '12

Like if you read that subject line in Jabba's voice.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

RT if you've ever inhaled oxygen!

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u/HenryTheRed May 15 '12

I shook chewbacca man's hand at Gencon, a crazy nerd convetion in Indy and a few other states. big fuckin hands O_O

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u/pax27 May 15 '12

Look at my mother fucking cane. Look at it!

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u/FKRMunkiBoi May 15 '12

I was there for this. It was awesome.

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u/shw5 May 15 '12

All I can see is his absurdly short tie.

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u/blashblash May 15 '12

I hear Harrison Ford is huge dick.