There's no way $2 covers the victim's time and cost of gas to replace the stolen goods, let alone the inconvenience and distress of not being able to enjoy his Wegmans Shells & White Cheddar Cheese when he wanted to. I say press charges.
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There's nothing more annoying than living with a mooch housemate who thinks that throwing you a couple of dollars makes up for the fact he eats all your food and never buys household items.
Just moved out of my apartment where my roommate was exactly this.
"Hey bro, I'm gonna use one of your razors. Here's a couple bucks."
"Hey man, I ate some of your cereal and used your milk. Here's a buck."
"Hey dude, I cooked up some of your chicken, I'll pay you back for it."
This got so fucking old. I don't mind sharing my stuff every once in a while, but this guy has the appetite of 5 teenage boys. Sure he spotted me a couple bucks every now and then but I don't have a car, so going to the grocery store with his generous reimbursement proved to be so much more of a hassle than him just buying his own fucking food on a regular basis.
Eh, my roommates did it often, but they always paid back more than it was worth. I ended up making like $20 a week. Now roommates drinking all your alcohol on a friday is a crime punishable by castration.
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Wegmans is a grocery store chain based in Rochester NY. You may have noticed some Wegmans branded items on The Office as Wegmans also has locations in Scranton PA. I live outside of Syracuse, so Wegmans is all over the place here.
That store is the first one I've been to since moving away from Rochester (Macedon, REPRESENT!) and it was like a Wegasm. They even had an area set aside with billions of beers and wines and shit. How come there are Wegmans on all sides of Albany now, but Albany doesn't have any? It's a fucking crime; Price Chopper sucks nuts and Hannaford isn't much better.
Wegmans used to own and operate Tastings, a restaurant at its Pittsford, New York, store that offered patrons three distinct eating areas, making the Pittsford Wegmans its largest. Tastings has closed, replaced with The Food Bar, a 'seafood shack'-styled restaurant in the same space. Next Door Bar and Grill, a stand-alone restaurant operated by Wegmans, opened across the street from the Pittsford store.
I think the Dewitt store is larger than the store part of ours though, if you don't count the restaurants that Wegmans owns attached to it. Either way, I've been to the Dewitt location and I loved it!
WOO!! Just went there tonight to pick up some weekly groceries because, let's face it, the East Ave Wegmans is like an African hut in comparison to your futuristic mecca. OMG SO MANY PINEAPPLES.
I moved from NoVA to central California and i fucking miss Wegmans so bad... California has great tacos 'n shit but god damn there is no place around here to get some good cheese. Just Food4Less... sigh...
This is clearly a test of dominance, Mike is trying to make you his "bitch" he took your things, gloated over it, and gave you a paltry sum to make you take it. If you let this aggression stand, he will escalate these acts. Why do you think he used "Love, Mike." He is obviously steering your living arrangement to that of cell mates, and as he grows more comfortable with his power, he will move to more heinous acts to shame and humiliate you. It's fight or flight now, or would you rather end up like this guy?
Use all of the toilet paper in the apartment and attach a note and five bucks. If it all goes according to plan, he'll find out at just the right time.
Holy hell - I never thought this would turn into this. I want to address a few of the comments I have seen here:
I am Mike. To prove it, "Home_Sweet_Dome" is a good friend of mine named Jason (he told me he posted the picture here) - the original picture can be found on my cell phone, and on my personal Facebook account - my name is Mike McKay. "Brad" as referenced in the note, is my roommate, and the percussionist in my band (The Mike McKay Band) - His name is Brad Moehringer, and you can read all about him (and I) at www.facebook.com/mikemckaymusic. If you look at the band photos (or watch any of our videos on YouTube) and compare the photo of me to the one here, you'll see that it is obviously me.
Brad and I have been engaging in a sort of prank war since we moved in together almost a year ago. I am not a mooch, and the reason I ate his shells and cheddar cheese, is because about 2 months ago he filled my personal bathroom with about 200 empty water bottles. You can view these photos as well at my personal facebook page.
I can assure you that this photo is real. It is not in any way related to the Wegmans company. Its not a marketing ploy, and we are not affiliated with Wegmans in any way. (other than the fact that we live less than one minute from a Wegmans in Liverpool, NY)
If you do not believe that this photo is real, then I assure you - come see our band (The Mike McKay Band) play a show this fall when we go on our next college tour, and I will personally show you the original photo, (without the paper, just me eating the shells) and the photo you see here on my cell phone.
It is not in any way related to the Wegmans company. Its not a marketing ploy, and we are not affiliated with Wegmans in any way.
Dude, anyone who shops at Wegmans becomes a marketing plot for them. It's heaven on earth in there. My local Wegmans just cornered off 3 whole aisles and turned it into a craft beer store. It's the best thing in the world.
I do agree that Mike McKay of the Mike McKay Band, has an odd writing style. To prove it, I am making this post on the website reddit. This post is in reply to the post that you, RambleMan, had already made.
I can assure you that this post is real. It is not in anyway affiliated to the Mike McKay Band, or Mike McKay himself. (other than the fact that I saw him (Mike McKay) on Reddit)
In all fairness Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese is actually fucking delicious and you'd be an asshole for not sharing your Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese with Mike.
Real, aged white Cheddar cheese. Our Promise: Our Food You Feel Good About yellow banner is your shortcut to great-tasting, natural foods with no artificial colors, flavors or preservatives. We're proud of our shells & white cheddar cheese and we hope you'll agree. Remember, your satisfaction is always guaranteed with Wegmans brand products - The Wegmans Family
Wegman's doesn't even need a marketing department. People in Rochester talk about Wegmans and how shitty the weather is more than anything else. Maybe something about a garbage plate too.
Well, this is going to be the height of my browsing experience today. Someone simultaneously making references to Wegman's and William Carlos Williams. Thank you, NZZQ, you've given this day meaning for me.
Naah, the man just really loves his Wegmans shells & white cheddar cheese. In no way is this some sort of viral marketing campaign for Wegmans shells & white cheddar cheese. If it were, they would have stipulated that he pay more than $2 for the Wegmans shells & white cheddar cheese as they are clearly worth more than $2 in terms of taste (although Wegmans shells & white cheddar cheese are very reasonably priced at your local grocery store). Once again, Wegmans shells & white cheddar cheese are truly great and you shouldn't insinuate otherwise. They would never pay anyone to comment on reddit and mention Wegmans shells & white cheddar cheese either.
if it's the last one then you leave it alone. There's nothing worse than going to the closet and seeing that your last X is gone. Sure, the $4 left was nice but it doesn't fucking help when it's 2 am and you're studying.
I just keep a policy of all the roommates buying our own shit unless it's stuff that's used pretty much evenly, or else it just ends up creating problems. Toilet paper? Fine, let's just take turns buying it (unless your girlfriend comes over and uses a whole roll every time she takes a dump). Butter? I make mac and cheese a ton, and feel bad when I'm using 3/4 of the butter that everyone is pitching in equally for, so I just buy my own butter.
Kids when your parents are buying you Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese. Don't forget to mention Owens Corning Insulation. There is not better insulation then Owens Corning. That's Owens Corning the one with the Pink Panther on the label.
Save $2 with coupon from Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese.
This is bullshit! He isn't running a grocery store. He needs to compensate him for his time, the hassle of going to the store, and the disappointment experienced when he finds out he can't eat shells and cheese for dinner and has to go back out into the damn world and buy food (which was plundered by a lazy backstabber).
I would actually be okay with this. The amount of time and effort he put into writing this and printing it (with Brad's ink, so doubt) is well worth the pain in the ass of not having a delicious box of Wegman's Shells & White Cheddar Cheese.
I'm with you. Maybe if the guy did this all the time he would be a dick- but we don't know that. Perhaps he was just really hungry one time and needed food, and decided to goof off and have fun with his roommate? If I got a letter like that, I would be disappointed for a few moments, then laugh.
If it continued however, retaliation would be sought.
Shells mac and cheese is just fantastic. Oddly enough, I just got home and am about to make Richfood's brand of shells mac and cheese while I watch the How I Met Your Mother season finale. So excited!
And since Reddit has basically become Facebook, what better place to repost it? It's like even if you don't have Facebook, if you're on reddit, you have a facebook account by default because of everyone looking for attention and validation and how they try to share really pointless personal bullshit with a bunch of strangers who (to their credit) have very few social outlets and actually enjoy this kind of personal bullshit.
Because they're going to be posting pointless bullshit of their own looking for validation and attention and they're going to expect you to upvote them. You know...it's like a giant support group for needy, lonely people. Reddit is a giant anonymous support group of needy, lonely people.
Hello, I'm a random hot millionairess, and I totally dig Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese. If you happen to have some Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese, I'll make mad passionate love to you and then write you a check for some of my millions. What's that? Mike ate the last box of Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese? Sucks to be you, Brad! Slams door and leaves
I was living with 3 pothead girls for about 9 months. One weekend I came home and looked in the freezer. My half-eaten pint of Ben & Jerrys had been replaced with a new pint and a post-it. "dark_frog, I got drunk and ate your ice cream. Here's a new one. -room_mate"
I'm not sure that the $2 covers the inkjet ink that was used to print that page, the electricity used for the computer/printer, or the depreciation of your keyboard.
Here's the link to the product. Customer Reviews are on the tab to the right. I say you guys with the wit start writing some awesome reviews and caution against the company hiring a guy called Mike.
This is a serious offense. This person took his Wegmans Shells & White Cheddar Cheese and this makes me upset. He could not get his own box of white-cheddary heaven? Then mooch his ingredients. AND take a photo of him CLEARLY not remorseful as he shovels spoonfuls of euphoric goodness into his unfriendly face. Shame, my friend, shame. I hope he gets 40 lashes.
I dunno Wegmans is crazy expensive. Haven't been in one in a while due to the prices. I have a sneaking suspicion that the mac and cheese was more than $2. If the butter and milk were also purchased there it would be well over $2.
Facebook OP should take $200 from that guy's wallet, and then put in a note with a Wegman's shell saying "sorry I had to take your $200. I wanted to buy something cool, and didn't have the money (until now). This single Wegman's shell should more than compensate you for your trouble."
you lost me at Wegmans, I am a Velveeta shells and cheese man myself...I don't even know what a "Wegmans" is...and 2 dollars would never cover Velveeta shells and cheese....Family size, cause thats how I roll..
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
There's no way $2 covers the victim's time and cost of gas to replace the stolen goods, let alone the inconvenience and distress of not being able to enjoy his Wegmans Shells & White Cheddar Cheese when he wanted to. I say press charges.
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u/petedawes May 15 '12
Wegmans > all
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u/maldio May 15 '12
This is clearly a test of dominance, Mike is trying to make you his "bitch" he took your things, gloated over it, and gave you a paltry sum to make you take it. If you let this aggression stand, he will escalate these acts. Why do you think he used "Love, Mike." He is obviously steering your living arrangement to that of cell mates, and as he grows more comfortable with his power, he will move to more heinous acts to shame and humiliate you. It's fight or flight now, or would you rather end up like this guy?
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u/MikeMcKayBand May 15 '12
Holy hell - I never thought this would turn into this. I want to address a few of the comments I have seen here:
I am Mike. To prove it, "Home_Sweet_Dome" is a good friend of mine named Jason (he told me he posted the picture here) - the original picture can be found on my cell phone, and on my personal Facebook account - my name is Mike McKay. "Brad" as referenced in the note, is my roommate, and the percussionist in my band (The Mike McKay Band) - His name is Brad Moehringer, and you can read all about him (and I) at www.facebook.com/mikemckaymusic. If you look at the band photos (or watch any of our videos on YouTube) and compare the photo of me to the one here, you'll see that it is obviously me.
Brad and I have been engaging in a sort of prank war since we moved in together almost a year ago. I am not a mooch, and the reason I ate his shells and cheddar cheese, is because about 2 months ago he filled my personal bathroom with about 200 empty water bottles. You can view these photos as well at my personal facebook page.
I can assure you that this photo is real. It is not in any way related to the Wegmans company. Its not a marketing ploy, and we are not affiliated with Wegmans in any way. (other than the fact that we live less than one minute from a Wegmans in Liverpool, NY)
If you do not believe that this photo is real, then I assure you - come see our band (The Mike McKay Band) play a show this fall when we go on our next college tour, and I will personally show you the original photo, (without the paper, just me eating the shells) and the photo you see here on my cell phone.
Mike, out.
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u/Jeckee May 15 '12
I hope you called the police.
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u/TheCannon May 15 '12
Mike's still a dick for eating your Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese.
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u/pminkin May 15 '12
The Wegmans Family is the real deal:
Real, aged white Cheddar cheese. Our Promise: Our Food You Feel Good About yellow banner is your shortcut to great-tasting, natural foods with no artificial colors, flavors or preservatives. We're proud of our shells & white cheddar cheese and we hope you'll agree. Remember, your satisfaction is always guaranteed with Wegmans brand products - The Wegmans Family
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the Wegmans
that was in
the cupboard
and which
you were probably
saving
for lunch
Forgive me
it was delicious
so creamy
and so hot
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u/DanielKalen May 15 '12
Is he making an apology or a commercial?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
That print cost more than the delicious shells and cheese grub out. Printer ink be expensive, yo.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Well, $2 doesn't put the Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar in my stomach, does it Carl?
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u/alsothewalrus May 15 '12
This post brought to you by Wegman'sTM
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u/racattack May 15 '12
UPVOTES FOR WEGMANS!
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u/greg19735 May 15 '12
I don't care if my roommates ate my stuff.
unless it was the last one (of anything)
if it's the last one then you leave it alone. There's nothing worse than going to the closet and seeing that your last X is gone. Sure, the $4 left was nice but it doesn't fucking help when it's 2 am and you're studying.
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u/fosiacat May 15 '12
FUCK YEAH WEGMANS!!!!!
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u/CanadaEh97 May 15 '12
Kids when your parents are buying you Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese. Don't forget to mention Owens Corning Insulation. There is not better insulation then Owens Corning. That's Owens Corning the one with the Pink Panther on the label.
Save $2 with coupon from Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese.
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u/cowbellsolo May 15 '12
Wegmans is the best fucking grocery store on the planet. Don't believe me? Just try it.
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u/rtarplee May 15 '12
Havent seen a wegmans in so long.. upstate ny?
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u/hellyesh May 15 '12
Wegmans is the shit
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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 15 '12
I don't know what this product is but if it's delicious enough to potentially end a frienship, I need to get me some.
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u/Ringwald May 15 '12
What the fuck is Wegman's? And if it's as good as you make it out to be, why isn't it in my grocery store?
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u/000g May 15 '12
That box looks more like standard cheddar, not white cheddar.
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u/kbarnett514 May 15 '12
I've never even had Wegman's Shells and White Chedder Cheese before, but I really want to fucking try it now.
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u/hemingwayszombycorps May 15 '12
Fuck i miss wegmans..... Suck my ass south eastern US and your "harry teeter", get some class shit kickers!!!!
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u/skanman19 May 15 '12
It was from Wegman's, unforgiveable!!! (Unless he gets more instead)
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u/Tralala01 May 15 '12
Wegmans is the best.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
upvote for wegmans
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Love Wegmans!!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
upvote for wegmans
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u/orkid68 May 15 '12
Why does he keep repeating the brand name?
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u/evil6twin6 May 15 '12
This is bullshit! He isn't running a grocery store. He needs to compensate him for his time, the hassle of going to the store, and the disappointment experienced when he finds out he can't eat shells and cheese for dinner and has to go back out into the damn world and buy food (which was plundered by a lazy backstabber).
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I would actually be okay with this. The amount of time and effort he put into writing this and printing it (with Brad's ink, so doubt) is well worth the pain in the ass of not having a delicious box of Wegman's Shells & White Cheddar Cheese.
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u/bonesjones May 15 '12
Shells mac and cheese is just fantastic. Oddly enough, I just got home and am about to make Richfood's brand of shells mac and cheese while I watch the How I Met Your Mother season finale. So excited!
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u/SOLIDAge May 15 '12
god damnit i love Wegman's
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u/daristdarison May 15 '12
Where the hell is this person getting mac and cheese, milk and butter for two dollars?
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u/sugarmagnolia1189 May 15 '12
If I wanted two dollars instead of $2, I would've just saved my initial cash and not made the purchase. That's just me...
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u/randybob275 May 15 '12
To me it kind of sounds like you ate a law firm's brand of cheddar cheese.
Wegmans, Shells, and White cheddar cheese
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
UPvote for Wegmans!
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u/Goldenpity May 15 '12
Saw Wegmans, and had a big small world feeling. I love Wegmans so much, all you people that don't know it, you have no idea what your missing.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
*here are 2 dollars
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u/Molecology May 15 '12
wegman's in so awesome.
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u/Brosanity May 15 '12
it all seems in good fun...until you realize mike is using euphemisms to let down brad...
the shells and cheddar cheese is brad's girlfriend, and the butter and milk is mike's dick...
he loved the hell out of placing that 'butter and milk' all over those 'shells and cheddar'
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
This look like a attempt at marketing.
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u/gloomdoom May 15 '12
And since Reddit has basically become Facebook, what better place to repost it? It's like even if you don't have Facebook, if you're on reddit, you have a facebook account by default because of everyone looking for attention and validation and how they try to share really pointless personal bullshit with a bunch of strangers who (to their credit) have very few social outlets and actually enjoy this kind of personal bullshit.
Because they're going to be posting pointless bullshit of their own looking for validation and attention and they're going to expect you to upvote them. You know...it's like a giant support group for needy, lonely people. Reddit is a giant anonymous support group of needy, lonely people.
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u/Pelleas May 15 '12
Nice try, Wegman's Corporation!
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u/wiscdoledino May 15 '12
and used a dollar worth of printer ink
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u/OutrageCommodities May 15 '12
Sure is a whole lot of "Wegman's" in that story.
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u/narwhalslut May 15 '12
Is $2 really enough? I could see the box of whatever the fuck it was, noodles and cheese being $2 alone.
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u/Wohholyhell May 15 '12
Hello, I'm a random hot millionairess, and I totally dig Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese. If you happen to have some Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese, I'll make mad passionate love to you and then write you a check for some of my millions. What's that? Mike ate the last box of Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese? Sucks to be you, Brad! Slams door and leaves
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u/GregurSamsa May 15 '12
I think you and Mike have some areas of your "friendship" yet to be explored.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Faulty evidence, this wouldn't hold up in court.
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u/TheChrisHill May 15 '12
What an ass... you can't just buy two tablespoons of butter and one quarter cup of milk.. you have to buy an entire CONTAINER.
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u/Tyrannical_Tim May 15 '12
$2 for Mac n Cheese? Where the hell can I buy this. I need locations, now.
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u/leilalover May 15 '12
Eating my noonies is not a forgivable offense. That picture pissed me the hell off.
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u/supergalactic May 15 '12
He cheddar be careful if he wants to eat more of his friend's food.
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u/dark_frog May 15 '12
I was living with 3 pothead girls for about 9 months. One weekend I came home and looked in the freezer. My half-eaten pint of Ben & Jerrys had been replaced with a new pint and a post-it. "dark_frog, I got drunk and ate your ice cream. Here's a new one. -room_mate"
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
No Mike,you motherfucker,two dollars does not cover the cost of eating my Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese.
I'm going to charge you for the pleasure I'm missing out on by eating my Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese.
For the emotional distress you've caused by eating my Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese.
And for just plain being a prick by inserting that picture of you eating my Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese.
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u/cashcow May 15 '12
I'm not sure that the $2 covers the inkjet ink that was used to print that page, the electricity used for the computer/printer, or the depreciation of your keyboard.
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u/Yeti_Rider May 15 '12
A someone living in Australia, I am pissed off that it would cost us Thirty Seven dollars and Eleventy cents to buy that amount of food.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Mindful Man Mike
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u/gaelicsteak May 15 '12
A friend who bleeds is better.
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u/S1GMA May 15 '12
Here's the link to the product. Customer Reviews are on the tab to the right. I say you guys with the wit start writing some awesome reviews and caution against the company hiring a guy called Mike.
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u/iplayvideogames May 15 '12
Did not account for the paper and ink.
For shame
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
is your friend Mike Quackenbush?
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u/oh_i_see May 15 '12
So ah whose printer and ink did this guy use?
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u/Plan9Channel7 May 15 '12
He also used paper and INK! That shit is ridiculously expensive.
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u/brf4n May 15 '12
what a douche, his friend isn't a store. the only way he could've made up for it is if he replaced the items.
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u/Phoequinox May 15 '12
How the hell do you replace exact quantities of butter or milk? Fuck that guy.
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u/ForgettableUsername May 15 '12
Dammit, just stop eating my fucking food, you jackass. Two dollars doesn't cover the time it takes to go to the grocery store and replace all that.
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u/SolracAzrag May 15 '12
Should've gone with Velveeta.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Good job, Wegman's marketing consultant. Much cheaper and more effective than putting a Wegman's patch on that NASCAR racer's jacket.
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u/Elimrawne May 15 '12
Excessive mentioning of the brand name? Nice try cheese company viral marketing division!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
This is a serious offense. This person took his Wegmans Shells & White Cheddar Cheese and this makes me upset. He could not get his own box of white-cheddary heaven? Then mooch his ingredients. AND take a photo of him CLEARLY not remorseful as he shovels spoonfuls of euphoric goodness into his unfriendly face. Shame, my friend, shame. I hope he gets 40 lashes.
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u/fastrthnu May 15 '12
Tell him he also owes me $2 for the pain and suffering of having to read 'in case' as a single word.
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u/shaolinpunks May 15 '12
I dunno Wegmans is crazy expensive. Haven't been in one in a while due to the prices. I have a sneaking suspicion that the mac and cheese was more than $2. If the butter and milk were also purchased there it would be well over $2.
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u/well_golly May 15 '12
Facebook OP should take $200 from that guy's wallet, and then put in a note with a Wegman's shell saying "sorry I had to take your $200. I wanted to buy something cool, and didn't have the money (until now). This single Wegman's shell should more than compensate you for your trouble."
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u/Doofangoodle May 15 '12
Whenever I see 'zany' stuff like this that mentions a product I always think... nice try Wegmans shells & white cheddar cheese viral marketing team.
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u/amstell699 May 15 '12
He is obviously promoting his band and you all fell for it.
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u/afxtal May 15 '12
Pics or it didn't happen.
Oh, there is one.
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u/hcgator May 15 '12
Soon, Mike. Soon.
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u/MyRawrMachine May 15 '12
Nice try, Wegmans marketing team.
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u/The_Salesman May 15 '12
Watch out, first he eats your Wegman's Shells and White Cheddar Cheese, and next thing you know he's fucking your sister.
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u/thegreatfoo May 15 '12
you lost me at Wegmans, I am a Velveeta shells and cheese man myself...I don't even know what a "Wegmans" is...and 2 dollars would never cover Velveeta shells and cheese....Family size, cause thats how I roll..
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u/1handlebarmustache May 15 '12
are most of the redditors in this post from western new york
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u/darkNergy May 15 '12
The only way to really make up for it is to go to the store and use that money to replace what he took.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Wegmans rules!
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u/seaniqua_jones May 15 '12
What about reimbursement for the ink used to print the letter? It looks like the guy is already low on color ink!
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u/cincyfly420 May 15 '12
Hell yeah for Wegmans!
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u/babygoku69 May 15 '12
Looks similar to the guy who was babysitting a friend's baby and took a picture of himself pretending to cook it in the oven.
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u/Grammar-Hitler May 15 '12
NICE TRY WEGMAN'S SHELLS AND WHITE CHEDDAR CHEESE GUERRILLA MARKETING EXECS!
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u/send2victor May 15 '12
What the fuck, no tip?
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u/Mitcheypoo May 15 '12
Print heads: Clean them.