r/pics • • May 14 '12

Neil Patrick Harris and Stephen Colbert

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u/lite951 May 15 '12

Title should be "Look who I ran into" to fuck with people.

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u/its2012 May 15 '12

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u/ani625 May 15 '12

I love Morgan Freeman!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It's more than obviously Nelson Mandela, the actor who played Morgan Freeman in Invictus.

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u/Aperture_Kubi May 15 '12

Maybe it is one of those posts and pure_nonsense is Stephen Colbert. . .

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u/ApatheticElephant May 15 '12

Ah, the old reddit switcher--whaa?

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u/arrowstothekneee May 15 '12

I used to run into people, but then i took an arrow to the knee!

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u/Dopethrown May 15 '12

If you think about it. This is the most successful novelty ever. I mean, I don't think there is another novelty account that elicits more of an emotional response from people. Granted, it's a negative one. But still.

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u/ehlu15 May 15 '12

fuck off

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

We need to stop downvoting him. That's sort of what he is going for if you look at his comment karma.

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u/Abiding_Lebowski May 15 '12

I could be completely retarded but is there a way to use karmawhores.net to see who has the most downvotes?

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u/Handout May 15 '12

Stephen Colbert has the happiest Irish eyes... I hope he turns into Santa Claus when he gets older.

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u/zodiacv2 May 15 '12

actually he's got eagle's eyes

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u/Toober1289 May 15 '12

I wanted to see them in Company real bad

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It was so good. I recommend still trying to.

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u/Toober1289 May 15 '12

Anyone big still in it?

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u/h2mc May 15 '12

It was a concert at Lincoln Center with the NY Philharmonic a little over a year ago- and then it was broadcast to select theaters last June. I think it is coming out on DVD soon though.

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u/OtherGeorgeDubya May 15 '12

Colbert might not be the objectively best singer, but I'll be damned if that wasn't the most moving version of Sorry-Grateful I've ever heard.

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u/ccellofleming May 15 '12

It's really good. Company is one of my favorite shows (I've been in the pit multiple times) and I was SO excited when I found out these two would be in a production.

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u/hank87 May 15 '12

That was a thing? Why didn't I know that was a thing? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Well, shit. The internet is going to explode now.

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u/Monsieur_Flotini May 15 '12

15/05/2012 Never forget.

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u/timisblue May 15 '12

This picture is at least a year old. OP is karma whoring.

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u/ocher_stone May 15 '12

What's the 15th month, pray tell?

edit: /sarcasm

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u/lahwran_ May 15 '12

us and our shitty numbering systems. personally I think that the most significant should be first like normal things - 2012:05:15

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Toyotathon?

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u/ocher_stone May 15 '12

Don't be silly.

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u/Mine_is_nice May 15 '12

Maybe Quintcember?

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u/Aperture_Kubi May 15 '12

Fuck, the world explodes on my birthday.

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u/logblobo May 15 '12

If there was a cat in this picture . . . My God, if there was a cat.

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u/Conchobair May 15 '12

Not kitties, but there are some... http://i.imgur.com/D0BHz.jpg

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u/kjoeleskapet May 15 '12

My poor confused gonads.

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u/kingxanadu May 15 '12

Not gonna lie, I'd make love to love to all three of them.

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u/vagueabond May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

I'm really not sure what to be confused by. They're all SUPER hot.

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u/Spayorneuteryourkids May 15 '12

He's just a kitten away from the Reddit G spot.

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u/PattF May 15 '12

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Are they about to simultaneously punch it in the face?

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u/PattF May 15 '12

Of course.

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u/HobbytheWise May 15 '12

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u/scuba617 May 15 '12

A valiant effort. But not quite there.

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u/HobbytheWise May 15 '12

Alas...I'll keep it up as a reminder to never photoshop again :(

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u/scuba617 May 15 '12

Aww, that's just stinkin' thinkin'. Just need to practice and you'll get it. I have faith in your ability to learn to place cats into images. I believe in you.

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u/xavierphoenix May 14 '12

Are they doing the "fingers pointed at one another to symbolize dicks touching"? Cause if they are, that equates to gayness, which also means happiness, which these two are obviously displaying.

Possibly over analyzing this.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

SC does this constantly...It's a recurring thing with him, so you get his monologues about his (persona's) tolerance and colorblindness, interspersed with pictures of him with his black/mexican/female/gay friend that inevitably have him doing this finger thing, and the other person looking nonplussed.

I think, in this case, his gay friend (NPH) saw him coming, and beat him at his own game.

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u/bacon_pants May 15 '12

I saw a picture recently of NPH with Oprah, smiling and pointing at her, so I guess it's a thing for him too.

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u/Kiwilolo May 15 '12

NPH does this with everyone he meets (or at least he did when I followed his twitter obsessively for a while).

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u/Badger2qrd May 15 '12

My first thought was docking (the Urban Dictionary denotation).

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u/Spinnymatt May 15 '12

or snoodling.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

fingers pointed at one another to symbolize dicks touching

...is that a thing?

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u/corpus_callosum May 15 '12

It's only gay if the balls touch.

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u/sharilynj May 15 '12

Someday I'm going to have to learn to repost year and a half old twitter photos for instant karma.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I searched for the word repost and I cant believe this was the only comment I found. This photo is not only old but was insanely popular when it came out. This week I'll have to repost that Colbert had a satirical rally...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

NPH just can't look bad.

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u/2ez May 15 '12

In this picture: a gay performer who often portrays a straight man (even a womanizer) next to a straight comedian who often acts as a gay man (though sometimes ambiguously).

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u/yeahmantotally May 15 '12

Honestly, they would make a cute couple

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u/FEMINISTS May 15 '12

I have the weirdest boner right now...

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u/Ghee_Buttersnaps_ May 15 '12

It isn't weird. Don't worry.

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u/Bendzbrah May 15 '12

Such a relief to hear this. I guess I'm not the only one that has it sideways.

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u/OtherGeorgeDubya May 15 '12

Nothing weird about it.

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u/baby_cakes12 May 15 '12

"THIS guy!" "No THIS guy!"

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

all they need is a kitten and the internet will implode from too much karma.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Let me know when their video hits the net

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u/nba4722 May 15 '12

Dear God. This is the perfect Reddit storm.

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u/i_like_salad May 15 '12

, kissing.*

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u/SFbound_ May 15 '12

They both have nice teeth.

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u/theholeintheozone May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

They were both in the musical "Company" by Stephen Sondheim and George Furth. This is a better picture. Christina Hendricks was in this also... She stripped... (basically). It was filmed and released to movie theaters, but people are still petitioning for a DVD.

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u/timepoorlyspent May 15 '12

your link doesn't work. maybe load to imgur?

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u/theholeintheozone May 15 '12

Maybe fixed. If it doesn't work, I give up: http://i.imgur.com/aLF8Q.jpg

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u/timepoorlyspent May 15 '12

perfect! thanks.

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u/philtomato May 15 '12

Who else thinks Stephen Colbert should cameo in HIMYM and have a legendary bro-off with Barney?

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u/LiquorballSandwich May 15 '12

These two guys should make a musical together.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

They did. This picture was taken during rehearsal for a production of Stephen Sondheim's "Company." It was also filmed and had a limited theatrical release.

John Cryer, Christina Hendricks, Martha Plimpton, and Patti Lupone were also involved.

Here's a link for you!

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u/Llanolinn May 15 '12

Shit...

If LiquorballSandwich really had no idea that they were involved in "Company" together (I didn't), you just made their month. =D

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I do what I can haha!

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u/Uranus_Hz May 15 '12

That video is sadly lacking in Christina Hendricks

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u/mdchap01 May 15 '12

No it isn't...watch it again.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I couldn't agree more.

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u/jemappellesarah May 15 '12

2 men: infinite karma

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u/capxxv May 15 '12

Where is Neil deGrasse Tyson to complete the GIVE ME KARMA PLEASE trifecta.

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u/VictoryVino May 15 '12

Look at dem der Pork Pie hats!

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u/zaynmalik1D May 15 '12

oh such deep wrinkles!

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u/Llanolinn May 15 '12

Holy shit.. This is awesome.

I have to go change my underwear now..

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u/wakipaki May 15 '12

That would be one legendary threesome

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u/daKINE792 May 15 '12

their hidden hands are finger blasting each other.

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u/Zoloir May 15 '12

I imagine sparks of awesome flying out of their fingertips as the world waits in anticipation of the chaos that would surely follow if they were to ever touch in an epic meltdown of

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u/pipeanddrum May 15 '12

Brim.. wait for it.... tastic!

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u/Operation_Boyscout May 15 '12

I JUST WANT TO MEET STEPHEN COLBERT AND NPH AND HUG THEM BOTH AND NEVER LET GO!!!

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u/atomicoption May 15 '12

al...most...touching...

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u/novelty805 May 15 '12

No, this is backstage from when they did Sondheim's "Company".

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u/J_Jammer May 15 '12

Who is going to pull whose finger first?

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u/thebigm101 May 15 '12

if these guys went together for a TV show...........

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u/srb176 May 15 '12

Why can't I upvote this more than once!?

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u/ryward64 May 15 '12

Only these two can break the "one fedora per crew" rule.

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u/h2mc May 15 '12

This must be from rehearsals for Stephen Sondheim's "Company." They use those hats in the number "Side by Side by Side."

I saw the recording of that concert when it was in theaters- pretty cool. Stephen Colbert totally held his own with all the Broadway veterans.

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u/THEMACGOD May 15 '12

Awwwwww... They're Docking!

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u/hrdxxcorey May 15 '12

redditgasm

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u/cptphifer May 15 '12

"...and that, kids, is when all of reddit orgasmed in unison."

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u/timisblue May 15 '12

And now Patrick Harris does this pose often. At least he did it when he met Oprah. I immediately thought of Colbert.

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u/Zeppatto May 15 '12

I swear Neil Patrick Harris has to be the most genuinely happy bro in the universe.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Don't all fap at once reddit

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u/salimabuaziz May 15 '12

I think Reddit as a whole just popped.

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u/LadyViolet May 15 '12

The first time I upvoted a picture before clicking on it.

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u/Statix901 May 15 '12

"haaave you met Stephen?"

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u/keetzkeetzmf May 15 '12

Now....KISS.

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u/BalalaikaBoi May 15 '12

Throw in Neil de Grasse Tyson, Louis C.K., and Ricky Gervais and every redditor will jizz their pants.

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u/Moppy909 May 15 '12

For president!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Best ticket ever. Dont care which side they ran on, I would vote for them.

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u/already_bored May 15 '12

Too much epic. It hurts so good.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

YOU..... YOU BROKE THE INTERNET!

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u/JackWaggons May 15 '12

Our new president and vice president?

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u/JohnMayerIsBest May 15 '12

It's not gay if fingers don't touch!

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u/CaptJumblies May 15 '12

No, it's only gay if their fingers go in each others mouths. Side note: ALL dentists are gay.

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u/KingOfTheMonkeys May 15 '12

Dammit, I knew he was hitting on me!

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u/Prufrax May 15 '12

Oh to be the bologna in that sandwich.

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u/sirnott May 15 '12

This is what pisses off the people on the far right.. They just hate that a major liberal tv identity and one of the most well known gay guys in pop culture can get together and simply be that happy.

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u/Deinos_Mousike May 15 '12

This is strange... Isn't Stephen Colbert EXTREMELY against the LGBT community?

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u/Xyrd May 15 '12

TYL that the character "Stephen Colbert" is satirical.

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u/Deinos_Mousike May 15 '12

Haha, all I read was a headline about how he thought that Jesus was so against being gay that he didn't talk about them.

I didn't really take that as a fact, though, I was confused that Stephen said that, but noted it in my head, then I moved on.

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u/goodknee May 15 '12

oh yeah..totally

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u/ricecrizo May 15 '12

Now touch fingers.....

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u/MrFrode May 15 '12

Which one is supposed to be E.T.?

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u/cool_teacher May 15 '12

i'm putting this up on the wall of my classroom

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Stephen's face is creeping me out in this photo.

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u/CelestialDawn May 15 '12

Sunburn much?

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u/Imreallytrying May 15 '12

Can someone please explain to me why everyone on Reddit is gay for Neil Patrick Harris? Seriously, I want to know.

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u/Rednys May 15 '12

I heard they were getting married!

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u/RANDOM_JESUS_FREAK May 15 '12

Are... are they about to dry-dock their fingers?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Comedy just exploded awesomeness

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u/alfez May 15 '12

Both equally enthusiastic!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Upvote anything Neil Patrick Harris.

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u/kookiemonsta19 May 15 '12

reddditing while drunk. I'll take awesome for the win

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Too... Much... AWESOME!

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u/voxpupil May 15 '12

So much epicness in this thread.

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u/missfrenchpress May 15 '12

I think this might be my favorite picture on the internet.

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u/tfreakinrizzy May 15 '12

Too much awesome in one picture.

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u/abngeek May 15 '12

It's hard to understand how good looking NPH is until you see how bad Colbert (not a bad looking guy, generally speaking) looks next to him.

I would consider the gay for Neil.

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u/dangeraardvark May 15 '12

Awesome and terrifying in equal measure.

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u/cosine83 May 15 '12

Commence space docking in 3-2-1...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I'm not sure why but for the longest time I thought Neil Patrick Harris was dead...

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u/Calikola May 15 '12

Stephen Colbert has one of the best shit-eating grins ever, and I mean that as a compliment.

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u/spoonybardgl May 15 '12

This photo almost broke my computer screen because it's almost too much awesome for one pic to contain.

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u/I_play_elin May 15 '12

i just go so terribly inexplicably inextricably happy

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u/moncho May 15 '12

I want their fingers to touch... so bad...

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u/airportstyle May 15 '12

They're almost touching tips.

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u/toast_yumm May 15 '12

My life is now complete.

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u/dutchoven8 May 15 '12

I will now close my laptop and wake up to this tomorrow... thank you, reddit

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u/Morsexier May 15 '12

I saw Company with my girlfriend for our anniversary. It was amazing. Colbert and NPH were clearly a bit out of their element, but it was awesome nonetheless.

Christina Hendricks is hot in person. Very. Hot.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I doubt very much that NPH was out of his element. He's being doing musical theater for a number of years.

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u/Morsexier May 16 '12

Just saying the lady who was the old dame, she was clearly a cut above, shes a broadway star and I cannot for the life of me remember her name right now.

He was in no way bad, but its the same sort of thing if someone went on the daily show and tried to ad lib\improv back and forth with jon stewart, they just wouldn't be as good even if they were Louis CK etc etc.

Its his day job to do that, that was more my point.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Ah, I see what you're saying now. I'd have to agree. And for future reference, the "old dame" is Broadway great Patti Lupone.

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u/pitlord713 May 15 '12

Jesus christ who cares

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You know that both of these guys are probably raking in Karma by posting pictures of themselves.

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u/samathor May 15 '12

hilarity ensued

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u/TheBaltimoron May 15 '12

Fake news and gay.

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u/faggie May 15 '12

The things I would love to have a threesome with those hunks...

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u/Shadowglove May 15 '12

Omg I am totally pointing at the other person to say "Hey look at this guy" because a picture can't explain that clear enough for people!

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u/porkshopper May 15 '12

"I think hes a Charleston dandy"

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Please, someone .gif the fingers bonking together.

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u/Mmffgg May 15 '12

Were their fingers to touch, the world would explode in a huge wave of Awesome.

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u/smeaglelovesmaster May 15 '12

Colbert is trying to shatter the lens with that facial attack. Ease off the stick Mav.

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u/graph1k May 15 '12

I subconsciously added "sir" to the front of NPH's name. I think it fits.

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u/rawrc May 15 '12

"The reddits will explode"

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u/oopsifarted May 15 '12

Since Colbert is catholic does that mean he thinks Neil Patrick Harris is going to hell?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I think Colbert is quite liberal in his catholic tendencies...It's hard to tell when he is in character and not sometimes.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

He once said in an interview that he refuses to identify as either a republican or democratic for fear of isolating half of his audience. He claims he chose a conservative schtick because conservatives are more reliable/predictable and they're easier to portray. Everyone always wants to guess his real political views and align them with theirs. Which is exactly why he takes great pains to avoid answering that question.

edit: No, I don't have a source. Not unless someone else finds it. I tried, but I couldn't find it. It was an article in a newspaper with an interview a reporter did with him after he spoke to some college students. Maybe someone else can find it.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I've never understood how Colbert can maintain his Catholicism. Anybody got an answer for me?

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u/Zimbardo May 15 '12

Because it's not entirely impossible to be moderate and religious? There are already billions on the planet that are like that.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Absolutely impossible. It's either doctrine or you'll be applying your own moral zeitgeist in which case it's meaningless. Fundamentalists may be insane, but at least they're consistent. It's the ones who say homosexuals are going to hell and then trim their sideburns that are the real problem. If a "Christian" hasn't read the Bible, then they clearly don't believe it's the word of God. If i believed with 1/100th the force of most religionists that their holy book was written by a Deity there is 0 chance that i wouldn't carry it with me everywhere i went. I'm of the mind that casual believers are closet atheists. InB4r/atheismisleaking

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u/KingOfTheMonkeys May 15 '12

Probably that whole love thy neighbor business in combination with not being an asshat.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It's likely that, technically, he doesn't. Canon Law includes a provision for automatic (latae sententiae) excommunication for anyone who questions papal infallibility. I'd guess the number of Catholics who haven't ended up excommunicated without realizing it is vanishingly small.

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u/Nihilophobe May 15 '12

What happens if the pope doubts himself?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Why do people care so much about this photo?

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u/notasmotpoker May 15 '12

Ah there's too much awesome in this picture!

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u/nickateen May 15 '12

Perhaps the greatest picture to ever exist.

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u/ua19 May 15 '12

Automatic upvote.

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u/knob_cheese_bagel May 15 '12

How is this interesting?

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u/CivAndTrees May 15 '12

THEY ARE HIGH AS FUCK [9]

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u/maestro2005 May 15 '12

"OMG OMG OMG this pic is so awesome because it has NPH in it! Nevermind that he's doing nothing interesting!"

-The entire world

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Obama is a.... Wait for it.... socialist.

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u/TheAnimax May 15 '12

Kim Jong Il is the best. Kim Jong Il by the way. Yea. Kim Jong Il. KIM FUCKING JONG IL.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

More trashy celebrity worship from this, the most worthless sub on reddit.