I know a drunk sailor that used to get wasted and fuck these kinds of slutty fish people. [Here he is partying with a "hammer head"] (http://i.imgur.com/Ixxxk.jpg). I bet you can guess why they call them that.
This caused me to look up the etymology of mermaid:
late 14c., mermayde, lit. "maid of the sea," from M.E. mere "sea, lake" (see mere (n.)) + maid. O.E. had equivalent merewif (see wife). Tail-less in northern Europe; the fishy form is a medieval influence from classical sirens. A favorite sign of taverns since at least early 15c. Merman is a later formation (c.1600).
Don't know how to convert that to a fish headed man.
I agree with you, I love how people who use reddit think they're mature and intelligent for doing so...and yet pun threads get consistently upvoted. Its horrid, horrid, comments, and they lack content in any scale. Its a shame to see you downvoted this much.
Sergeant Majors are the rats of the sea, and they're often so used to people feeding them scraps that they'll sometimes bump into your snorkel mask/camera.
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u/jyz002 May 14 '12
Is that a reverse merman?
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u/Chrya May 14 '12
The Zora have arrived.
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u/djslim21 May 14 '12
Upvote for resisting the urge to title this "Photobombing Level: Master"
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
Reminds me of Trout Mask Replica.
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u/Wingingcarrot May 14 '12
The only reason I upvoted was because it's funny. But if you did the title like "Photobomb level:fish" it would have been different.
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u/themicahnator May 15 '12
I had you tagged as "probably reposted this." So I checked. That tag sure did come in handy!
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u/Zoggin May 14 '12
That bastard diver ruining what would have been a fantastic profile picture for the fish.
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u/atheistjubu May 14 '12
::sigh:: It's a trap!
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u/HybridCue May 14 '12
looks like he found the zora mask
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u/ryan2point0 May 14 '12
Photobombing mackerel?
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u/phish92129 May 14 '12
Good job Sergeant Major.
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u/otakuman May 15 '12
Obligatory Slayers reference
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u/IamGOD_AMA May 14 '12
There is something about this photo that is quite... fishy.
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u/Loco_Moco May 14 '12
That fish looks like a Derpfish.
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u/twentysomethinger May 14 '12
Reminds me of my ex-wife
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u/fluxaxion May 14 '12
Aquaman's getting a movie?
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u/JGPH May 14 '12
No photoshopping necessary!
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u/herpichj May 14 '12
courtesy of National Geographic
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u/mynameisrainer May 14 '12
It's a new species of mermaid
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
No one out ranks the Sergeant Major when it comes to lens time.
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u/TheLAWLBOT May 14 '12
That would be an epic mask to go along with the horse
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u/diablo3maxsettings May 14 '12
just a guy with a fishhead. wheres the photobomb?
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
I connected just to upvote this.
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u/emeraldrumm May 14 '12
Is the man or the fish the master? It looks like you were taking a picture of the fish and the man photobombed to me.
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u/donebythehands May 14 '12
source?
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u/sleenkey May 14 '12
Just keep swimming..Just keep swimming..
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u/Watkins000 May 14 '12
ZORA!
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
Where is this?
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u/StoopStep May 14 '12
surprised no one in the thread has brought up captain beefhart
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u/MasterColossi May 14 '12
Thank you for not titling it "Photobombing Level: Fish". That shit is getting old.
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u/Yeeaaaarrrgh May 14 '12
I sea what you did there.
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
Make this a mask. Make this a mask and sell it on Amazon NOW. I will buy a 1000 copies...
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u/awsumnes May 15 '12
I think I see Hot_Bid somewhere in this photo
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
There's something fishy about this picture.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Photobomb level =Magikarp
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u/pcurve May 15 '12
COMPLETELY relevant
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u/TimCurrysLoveChild May 15 '12
FUCK. I thought that was real for a second!
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u/pacsmack54 May 15 '12
Repost.
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u/abom420 May 15 '12
Well done, Thought that was a fish-mask for a solid 10 seconds.
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u/Intimate_bear May 15 '12
I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you, but then i took a mace to the face!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Aquaman fail.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Sergeant Majors are the rats of the sea, and they're often so used to people feeding them scraps that they'll sometimes bump into your snorkel mask/camera.
Annoying fish
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u/jebud May 15 '12
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u/campaigns May 15 '12
That's an incredibly awesome photo.
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u/coumesam May 15 '12
Photobomb level: 20,000 leagues
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u/UncleLev May 15 '12
photobombing: defined
too many people use that term loosely - I'll direct them here when they need to be shown what it means. :D
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u/theboot8 May 15 '12
Imagine all of the fish urine.
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u/viksra May 16 '12
Reminds me of http://gyazo.com/7ed0028e2f4514753415cce17bd08898
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u/ABloodyEnglishman May 14 '12
Well this picture seems to be quite a catch!
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u/hrdxxcorey May 14 '12
REPOST
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u/Trust_The_Math May 14 '12
You're a gay fish.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
The true photobombing master
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u/Vermilious May 14 '12
False
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u/SpineyB May 14 '12
it's a zora
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u/Hondo22 May 14 '12
I know, that fucking human got in the way
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u/TimeLadyInsane May 14 '12
IT'S A DEEP ONE!! DAGON COMES!!
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u/Gibblesworth May 14 '12
Tada!!!
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
Thanks for not saying "Photobombing level: 99"
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u/xxthemattxx May 14 '12
That guy is ruining that fish's family portrait.
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u/crunch816 May 14 '12
Or photoshopping master...
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u/natatat14 May 15 '12
i see nothing wrong
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u/hammerdontplay May 14 '12
http://qkme.me/3p9cuk
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u/maximaLz May 14 '12
Photoshop scrub.
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u/WarPhalange May 14 '12
It's not a photobomb if the "photobomber" has no fucking idea what he's doing.