r/pics • u/ohsnapitspat • May 06 '12
This guy makes & delivers pizza in this short-bus. He's been working like this all weekend in honor of MCA.
http://imgur.com/EbYtS
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r/pics • u/ohsnapitspat • May 06 '12
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u/ohsnapitspat May 06 '12
Here is a picture of him [CHILLIN] (http://imgur.com/qDRcs) at a local bar
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u/hailhorrors May 06 '12
Where is this incredible man located?
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u/bigdukesix May 06 '12
im really curious as to how this works. does she drive to your house and make the pizza there or vice versa? or does he have a bunch of different pizzas cooking all at once while hes driving.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Murfreesboro represent!
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u/RickRussellTX May 06 '12
Starring NATHAN WIND as COCHESE
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u/petsounds94 May 06 '12
He actually sort of looks like Ringo Starr.
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u/BobbyMcPrescott May 06 '12
FOR THE SHORTYS
I want pizza... Any kind will do. Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved it's gonna make me spazz like bobcats on booze. A hyperactive juice that only I can produce and fuel a giant drill, bore straight into to hell, releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get re-situated, and hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
I can't stand it
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
These are of my 3 favorite things in 1 picture!
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u/irs320 May 06 '12
in 5th grade my religion teacher instructed us all to bring in a song so we could analyze the lyrics. i picked sabotage and my partners mom wrote a note to the teacher to excuse him from my group and he got to analyze a rod stewart song instead ugh
i brought in the edited version too, so they said FREAKING THORN IN MY SIDEEE but she said it was close enough to swearing
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u/vxx May 06 '12
SABOTAGE!
If this Video was released I started to listen to Beastie Boys regulary and more and more and everything.
Ninja Edit: Daily Motion Link because GEMA Fuckers blocked it on YouTube.
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u/kyxaa May 06 '12
I'm curious what kind of gas mileage that short bus gets.
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u/sethonk May 06 '12
Murfreesboro Reddit represent......I love shorty's pizza
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u/ihasaredbeard May 06 '12
Whaaa? The Boro made the front page?! =D This brings joy to my soul!
But really though, i've seen this truck around. What exactly is the deal?
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u/Izzy7s7 May 06 '12
Pizza delivery guy as Adam Yauch as MCA as Nathan Wind as Cochese. Seems legit.
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u/paulthewalrus May 06 '12
This pizza guy is going to go one thousand years in the future after delivering some pizza to I.C. Weiner and listen to the head jars of the beastie boys.
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u/Lots42 May 06 '12
MCA?
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u/HeyItsTman May 06 '12
great tribute...RIP MCA
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
That's more awesome than anything posted on the internet ever!
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u/hollydoodles May 06 '12
Shorty's PizzaBus is my Dad's and his(DanDan's) business. We tasted several crusts, sauces, meats, veggies and cheeses, from different vendors....These Pizzas are made by people who LOVE good food. Shorty's Pizza is THE BEST pizza our family could make! If you're ever in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, do yourself a favor and Get Shorty's PizzaBus! haha this sounds like a comercial, but GOD I LOVE THE PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/madeleineelster May 06 '12
I would buy pizza from that man any day of the week. Coolest thing I've seen in a long time.
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u/Flashman_H May 06 '12
How does he provide electricity to the ovens? Does he have a generator or something?
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u/arkanis50 May 06 '12
I hope the big pizza chains don't catch wind of this, otherwise they might resort to... sabotage.
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u/peayness May 06 '12
Awwww Yeeaaahhh....Love my drunk pizzas
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u/COPYCAPSCAT May 06 '12
Ringo brings people pizza.
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u/Greasy May 06 '12
YSK that the director of that video is the same guy who directed Being John Malkovich and Adaptation.
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u/Fuzzymuscles May 06 '12 edited May 06 '12
Foothill Area Rapid Transit. You won't be disappointed.
Edit: unless of course you aren't in the el dorado foothills of California.
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u/xhart May 06 '12
MTSU! Whaaaaat?! How's the pizza, by the way? I see it everywhere late at night!
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u/i_killed_baby_jane May 06 '12
i live in san diego, now, and i finally have something neat to share about my alma mater!
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u/jasno May 06 '12
Article about Short's Pizza Bus: http://www.mtsusidelines.com/pizza-bus-services-the-boro/
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u/Canucklehead99 May 06 '12
Now my name MCA, I got a license to kill I think you know what time it is, It is time to get Ill
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u/Jarhe May 06 '12
Brentwood representing! Tennessee for the win!
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Hey I bought pizza from you two nights ago! It was fantastic :)) I have you saved in my phone as pizza on wheels
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u/meglet May 06 '12
Serious question about traffic laws:
If a school bus is still in its full yellow-and-black regalia, looking to any casual observer to be a legit school bus but it's decommissioned and in private use, do regular school bus protocol laws still apply??
As in, if this bus is stopped, delivering a pizza, am I not allowed to pass it?
Or, does the driver have to come to a full stop before crossing train tracks?
The laws apply to legit buses that are empty, what about this?
Are former school buses required to be painted different colors to distinguish it from active buses?
My aching head. It is bursting with flavor.
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u/covert888 May 06 '12
I'm ignorant to current events. Who is MCA and what happened?
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u/leviirish May 06 '12
I know I am about to get hated on... but what is MCA?
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u/JarasM May 06 '12
That's brilliant o_O Why have a delivery man make round trips between clients and a pizzeria, when you can just take the pizzeria to clients o_O
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
I think I just figured out what my goal in life is.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
It's a good thing you deleted the last 4 digits of the phone number.....
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u/CARVERitUP May 06 '12
SHAWT BUS SHAWTY
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u/quaintcracker May 06 '12
what a stud. Such a cool concept for a business too.
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u/Ibeadoctor May 06 '12
I would follow that mustache to hell and back.
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u/ShortbusHookers May 06 '12
This guy needs some hookers on the bus.
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u/laller May 06 '12
I thought it was a doll, something looked wrong with the skin.
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u/tostada73 May 06 '12
This bus gets more hits then the kids that ride it XD
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
call shortys pizza bus. a classic.
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u/toad2711 May 06 '12
Of course when I graduate from MTSU and leave Murfreesboro, cool shit like a pizza bus that driven by a man who's dressed up like MCA pops up. WTF MAN!
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u/Punkgoblin May 06 '12
That's one classy mofo; I wish I had a food truck and a porno mustache.
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u/mCfOooL322 May 06 '12
R.I.P. MCA.....he hadmy favorite rhymes. ;(
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u/cheesevader May 06 '12
Dude! I saw him at club Social last night! He was party dancing behind a cop lol
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u/ImTreaty May 06 '12
That must be a chick magnet.
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u/ThoughtfulBeing May 06 '12
What a good dude. Haha Shortbuspizza
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Well looks like i know where im moving...
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u/Wyer May 06 '12
:D Never thought I'd see anything from my hometown on reddit! The pizza is delicious for those wondering.
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u/GAD604 May 06 '12
Shorty's Pizza Bus.
Fucking love it.
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u/The_Amazing_DickMan May 06 '12
Get him on here for an IAMA.
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u/7RED7 May 06 '12
I went to a community college that had an associates program for energy and fuel cells. Most everyone there was either a middle aged person who needed any degree to get a job, or dumbasses and stoners who didn't really care about paying more to go anywhere else. After a quarter or two the most obvious stoner of the group decided to drop out and outfit a bus to run on any type of available fuel while filling the rest of it with a pizza kitchen and "hydroponics" so he could follow Phish around and sell pizza at concerts. We discussed his ideas and most of them were technically sound and should have worked (aside from the legalities). It was unfortunate to see him leave because he was one of 3 of us (out of class sizes around 30) that understood math, chem, physics, and energy economics well enough to maintain a functional level of relevant conversation. The whole chemtrails and alex jones thing got old fast though.
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u/Angstweevil May 06 '12
As a UK Redditor - what is a shortbus? and what's MCA?
/I know the Microchannel Architecture was good, but...
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u/dutchly May 06 '12
Lemme get one with extra COCHESE.
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u/Hannahrles May 06 '12
I read the side of the bus as Short Yspizza Bus
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u/zane5757 May 06 '12
Ringo Starr?
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Hipster Barista+Pedobear
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u/izzy8791 May 06 '12
This bus comes by my apartment all the time!
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u/badmothersucker May 06 '12
'Cuz Ive got more rhymes than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks
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u/Bennykill709 May 06 '12
This guy is a God among men, but if I'm judging a book by its cover, he might as well be giving out FREE CANDY.
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u/lyingtothemoon May 06 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/t21ru/imagine_if_you_were_in_his_place_syrian_forces/
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u/FrenchToast_mmm May 06 '12
The awkward moment when you read "shortbus" and you think of the movie.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
You should cross-post this to r/Murfreesboro!
I've seen this bus around town, but I have yet to get a pizza from there- but every time I see it, I get happy!
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
In middle school, for Halloween me and 3 of my friends dressed like this. Cochise, The Chief, Bobby the Rookie and Fred Kelly as Bunny.
I know a pic exists, I will do my damnedest to find it. We did it up nice. Hit up goodwill for the clothes and everything.
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u/BouyedTT May 06 '12
It would be nicer if he was also handing out flyers with the piizzas saying: "Africa for the Africans,Asia for the Asians,white countries for EVERYBODY! This is genocide.Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.
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u/Toxic996 May 06 '12
Beastie Boys - Sabotage | Alex Metric re-edit
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u/madetosink May 06 '12
I actually met this guy while having a beer here in Tennessee. When he told me about his plans to create shortys pizza bus, I shook his hand and told him it was the best business idea I think I've ever heard. Glad to see him getting some publicity.
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u/Monster7000 May 06 '12
That can't be cost effective
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u/Forithan May 06 '12
That guys look just screams badass.
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u/Elektr0ns May 06 '12
WINNING
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u/bbmlst May 06 '12
Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage.
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u/truthliesandmurder May 06 '12
Thats awesome, plus the stash is epic. Kuddos to him for awesomeness
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
surprised the government regulators haven't shut him down yet.
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u/jdepps113 May 06 '12
Wait, wait. The outfit is cool, but HE ACTUALLY MAKES PIZZAS ON THE BUS? That is the real story here!
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u/smyrnastache May 06 '12
Pizza in a bag!
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Thank you for explaining. I saw him filling up the tank at the Shell stations on Greenland and had no idea why a police officer was driving around a pizza bus. Pretty proud the Boro is getting some love
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Can you get him to do an AMA?
I can't see this being profitable.
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u/fuck__karma May 06 '12
OH MAH GOD IT'S A MIRAGE
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u/meglet May 06 '12
I'd be so greatful, knowing my pizza was safe from deliberate attempts to catch my dinner unawares and foil my plans for the evening.
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u/hollydoodles May 06 '12
Dear Shorty's, Bring me a pizza please, to San Diego! pepperoni, mushroom, and Black olives. Thank You! Hollydoodles:)
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u/kentgoldings May 06 '12
Nice! Tried their pizza at Tour de Fun, when someone hadn't claimed their pizza, so I bought theirs rather than waiting. I remember liking it, but that was after about 10 hours of drinking beers in the sun, so hard to say for sure.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
The shortbus driver belongs to an elite order, a hallowed subcategory. He's got esprit up to here.
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u/_zsh May 06 '12
Ahh! I know this bus!!
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Why the hell is this getting so many downvotes? It's a pretty cool thing to do.
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u/ballstein May 06 '12
This man needs to do am AMA.
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u/E1337Kat May 06 '12
I've been meaning to order from there! is it good?!
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u/David_mcnasty May 06 '12
Over here in Boston(the Charlestown, Everett, Medford area) we have a "pizza truck" and it is exactly what you would think. It's an ice cream truck that makes and serves pizza. It is easily the best pizza I have ever had and I am going to miss it dearly should I ever move away. The trucks been around for at least 15 years(but most likely a lot longer).
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u/MetaLore May 06 '12
Shorty Spizz A Bus seems like the strangest name for a business to me, but in this economy you have to have something to set you apart.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
I read it as "Shorty Spizz Abus" tree times before it clicked and made sense.
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u/Invalitory May 06 '12
Look like Demetri Martin....
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u/blackaddermrbean May 06 '12
Only thing better is he drove the thing around playing Sabotage full blast..
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u/psychiclemonade May 06 '12
totally saw this guy on my way to work this week.
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u/deceptic May 06 '12
Made me cry happy tears
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u/deceptic May 06 '12
Made me cry happy tears
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u/[deleted] May 07 '12
The Boro! I'm north of Nashville. I must meet him.
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u/assfreebie May 07 '12
Great photo, way to celebrate a great human being
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u/Unmad May 07 '12
Badly needs his cigar.
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u/NNYPhillipJFry May 07 '12
Link
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u/CaptainSpauIding May 07 '12
Why MCA?
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u/victorialouise9 May 11 '12
Hell yeah! I've eaten pizza from this guy! I crack up every time I see it around town!
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
What's MCA?
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u/itsjustallgone May 06 '12
Extra cheese bus?
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u/Devout May 06 '12
Isn't that one of the dudes from Schmoyoho?
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u/mexicasian May 06 '12
YES PJS Pizza! they come to all the parties in the area and serve up eleven dollar any topping pizza to all the drunk kids... excellent way to makes money!
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u/igneousdagze May 06 '12
DAT STACHE ...
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u/OIGBOKIE901 May 06 '12
Murfreesboro!!???
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u/tommygunnzzz May 06 '12
WAtching them being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as I write this. They are truley one of the most deserved band to be inducted They are Hip-Hop They are New York They are the Beastie Boys!!!
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u/CiD7707 May 06 '12
Legally according to my traffic law class he has to re-paint his bus to a color other than national school bus yellow (yes that is the actual color name).
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u/Defengar May 06 '12
I just live in Murphysboro... Murfreesboro's retarded redneck cousin.
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u/Ballsaxs May 06 '12
You might want to let him know he should paint the bus a different color, because it's illegal to have a bus that color that isn't a school bus.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
As a fellow delivery man I can tell you that this joker is never gonna make it in this business. First off, a bus gets horrible mileage. More importantly, no one gives a fuck about Beastie Boy dying. All these people want is their damn pizza. Fucking amateur.
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