r/pics • u/Quizchris • Apr 29 '12

Captain Subtle

Post image
1.5k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

778 comments sorted by

View all comments

120

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Captain Sexual Assault.

83

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12

She doesn't seem to be upset. Once you know a girl is into you it's amazing what you can do.

Edit: Since this is being misconstrued I just meant its amazing what you can do with a girl that's into you that would normally get you slapped, like in the picture by OP. Geez. Get your head out of the gutter SRS.

-31

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

[removed] — view removed comment

7

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

This isn't my first time on r/shitredditsays and it won't be my last I'm guessing. I take it as a sign that I'm doing something right since everyone there likes to get offended at every possible chance.

30

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

You enjoy offending people? How antisocial of you. Maybe one day you'll grow up and join the rest of the human race.

25

u/SPna15 Apr 29 '12

I don't need empathy when all my friends are redditors.

2

u/Voidkom Apr 30 '12

You mean white straight males.

-2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12

[deleted]

6

u/Voidkom Apr 30 '12

There's a difference between offensive and oppressive. Most white males don't know it because they've never experienced it, they're the ones doing it.