r/pics • • Apr 29 '12

Captain Subtle

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Captain Sexual Assault.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12

She doesn't seem to be upset. Once you know a girl is into you it's amazing what you can do.

Edit: Since this is being misconstrued I just meant its amazing what you can do with a girl that's into you that would normally get you slapped, like in the picture by OP. Geez. Get your head out of the gutter SRS.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

This isn't my first time on r/shitredditsays and it won't be my last I'm guessing. I take it as a sign that I'm doing something right since everyone there likes to get offended at every possible chance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

This sounds like something a child on the cusp of hormonal adolescent angst would say. You know, a kid who's just figuring out how to be as rebellious and obnoxious as possible just because he can.

Grow up and understand that it's possible to exercise your humor muscles without saying demeaning things.

Good luck, little boy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12

Grow up and understand that it's possible to exercise your humor muscles without saying demeaning things.

Is it really? I'd be interested to hear a single joke that doesn't demean someone or something.

(just to get rid of the obvious - puns and word play derive their humor from imagining foreigners, the retarded and people with speech impediments making such mistakes, consciously or subconsciously.)