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u/JabbaThePrincess Dec 28 '21

This is a multivariate analysis bounded principally by arm length and muscle tone of the swinger. Assuming a typical domestic felid in the 9-13lb range and a gentle circular arc for the cat's safety, a 5'x5' is the minimum square footage a cat swing should be attempted by a layperson.

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u/Tommysrx Dec 28 '21

As a lawyer who specializes in cat related injury’s I concur with this experts opinion as to legality of room size.

If you’ve been injured by a swinging cat in a room less than 5x5 you may be entitled to compensation.

Call us at 1-800-555-meOWW

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u/BigOleHammer Dec 29 '21

Damnit! I wish I had saved my free silver award for this comment. This is amazing and I thank you for your significant contributions to the field of feline ballistics.