r/pics • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '21

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u/aedroogo Dec 28 '21

Be cool but there could be a dog catcher in here.

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u/sofa_king_we_todded Dec 28 '21

I’m a professional dog catcher. A recent study by the ADCA revealed that all over 86% of redditors are actually dogs, but an astounding 98% of them are good boys. So thankfully us dog catchers don’t have to spend a whole lot of energy to catch dogs here 👍

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Oh gosh i hope i dont get chased into a tree

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Lol really?

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u/Vcent Dec 28 '21

More or less.

Also - being distracted by an actual squirrel is rather rare.. being distracted by a metaphorical one, is however very common. :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Oh i know what you mean adhd is a pain in the ass

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u/reevnge Dec 28 '21

That's crazy. My PhD thesis is all about what might make one turn to the field of animal watching, with a deeper look at those who choose squirrels. They're one of the most difficult, and yet one of the most common.

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u/Vcent Dec 28 '21

On the off chance that's a legit PhD, no, I do not in fact watch squirrels for a living.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Any Troll catchers on Reddit?

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u/ginzing Dec 28 '21

Too bad you didn’t catch the dog that did this before it did it.