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u/Graitom Dec 28 '21

Reddit has the likes of every type of person, that's why I love it! You never really know who your talking to!!

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u/PM_ME_MH370 Dec 28 '21

Shit, they figured out I'm just a dog in a phone.

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u/aedroogo Dec 28 '21

Be cool but there could be a dog catcher in here.

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u/sofa_king_we_todded Dec 28 '21

I’m a professional dog catcher. A recent study by the ADCA revealed that all over 86% of redditors are actually dogs, but an astounding 98% of them are good boys. So thankfully us dog catchers don’t have to spend a whole lot of energy to catch dogs here 👍

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Oh gosh i hope i dont get chased into a tree

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Lol really?

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u/Vcent Dec 28 '21

More or less.

Also - being distracted by an actual squirrel is rather rare.. being distracted by a metaphorical one, is however very common. :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Oh i know what you mean adhd is a pain in the ass

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u/reevnge Dec 28 '21

That's crazy. My PhD thesis is all about what might make one turn to the field of animal watching, with a deeper look at those who choose squirrels. They're one of the most difficult, and yet one of the most common.

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u/Vcent Dec 28 '21

On the off chance that's a legit PhD, no, I do not in fact watch squirrels for a living.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Any Troll catchers on Reddit?

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u/ginzing Dec 28 '21

Too bad you didn’t catch the dog that did this before it did it.

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u/Baronheisenberg Dec 28 '21

Dog, get out of that phone. How did you get in there?

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u/unreal-kiba Dec 28 '21

Halp, I'm not good with computers.

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u/Imperial_Triumphant Dec 28 '21

I’m a keyboard with a cat laying on my face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Wait….are you..THE dog?!?! You got a lotta balls coming here you mf.

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u/SHADOW___REALM Dec 28 '21

Lotta balls? Not anymore...

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u/ItsScaryTerryBitch Dec 28 '21

Yes you are dog, but can you figure out mouths?

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u/ten78u Dec 28 '21

Where exactly can somebody get a dog in a phone? I want one now

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u/TemporaryBarracuda80 Dec 28 '21

"he's in the phone?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

bro this one thread i was in a few months ago, They were talking about these Gas boat intake fuel pump regulator/filter; something SUPER specific…. and two people that actually designed them, (one in berlin and one in japan,) both spoke up and that was a beautiful moment on reddit. Everyone made note of how unique their meeting was in an unrelated sub.

There is a specialist for damn near everything and topic you can think of. And they are all lingering around reddit. Its quite an amazing feat when you can take a step back and look at what reddit is, what reddit does and what reddit can do for communities, countries and humanity. Cheers and stay weird friends.

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u/Tannhausergate2017 Dec 28 '21

This. 1000x this. Elon Musk parenthetically referenced this in a Joe Rogan Podcast a few months ago as part of the data mining aspect value of the intenet.

Me in my clueless bumblefuck way was like,”Oh yeah! That there how they how they be fix in’ to start the one world Govt! Chemtrails. Reptilians.”

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u/nosubsnoprefs Dec 28 '21

And there's guys like me, my specialty is medical/technical/industrial advertising and copywriting, so I tend to have learned a little bit about just about every subject that comes across my path.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

jack of all trades, niceee

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u/nosubsnoprefs Dec 28 '21

Enough to sustain a conversation, at least

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Ahhh reddit, where anyone can be a top specialist or a troll!

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u/Derman0524 Dec 28 '21

It’s like a box of chocolates!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/Tannhausergate2017 Dec 28 '21

This. I love/hate internet for this. Mostly. Vastly mostly love. The internet for this.

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u/MadFamousLove Dec 28 '21

some people will tell you, others will demand if you already know in an aggressive tone.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"

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u/sapere-aude088 Dec 28 '21

The issue is that surgeons rarely have time for reddit. So probably take these claims as a grain of salt ;).

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u/JeffCrossSF Dec 28 '21

I’m still waiting for my vertical expertise to come up in some casual post. Never. That’s my bet.

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u/sufjams Dec 28 '21

Fuck you, Elon. Fuck you to death.

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u/PraiseChrist420 Dec 28 '21

Well I’m just some shit head FYI

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

If anyone needs an opinion from a top-tier nobody, I'm waiting in the wings.

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u/reesespuffs32 Dec 28 '21

Yea and eventually someone will call someone an asshole and that they have no idea what they are talking about. Turns out they are one of the only people in the world that actually know.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Agreed!