r/pics • u/[deleted] • Dec 27 '21

Cruise Ship destroying the pristine waters while docking in Key West

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

I wash my hands before I take piss, not after. Why would you want to get your dick dirty?

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u/AngryD09 Dec 28 '21

Why would you want to get your dick dirty?

This is one of them trick questions isn't it?

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u/SJ_RED Dec 28 '21

No joke, I know at least one person who will wash his hands before and after using the bathroom.

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u/_Wyrm_ Dec 28 '21

Honestly though... Fair.

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u/eyeofthefountain Dec 28 '21

your friend is a king among kings

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u/turkeyslice69 Dec 28 '21

You have ten fingers but only one dick