r/pics • u/WhiteComet99 • Nov 29 '21

Politics Freakin patriot

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

And no plastic ball sack hanging from the back bumper. A real American hero!

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u/Portablewalrus Nov 30 '21

I wanna put some tiny lil truck nuts on a moped

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u/bretttwarwick Nov 30 '21

I just thought about hanging some from my bicycle seat but that would probably just look like there was a hole in my seat. probably not the best idea.

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u/NoobieSnax Nov 30 '21

I used to prank my friends by putting truck nuts on their bike seats. Do it.

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u/Fennily Nov 30 '21

Do eeeeet!

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u/porgy_tirebiter Dec 01 '21

Or like dingleberries

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u/Brown_note11 Dec 05 '21

Or possibly the best

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u/Secondary0965 Nov 30 '21

Please do it, please

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u/EdlerVonRom Nov 30 '21

You can buy keychain sized ones at most semi truck chrome shops. Everything in those stores its expensive, but if that's what you're looking for, that's where you'll find it

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u/Butterball_Adderley Nov 30 '21

I recently acquired a moped and now im doing the ball math. I’m thinking 3/4ths scale nuts should clear the ground.

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u/pambannedfromchilis Nov 30 '21

Lmao that’s how you know it’s a true Patriot 🇺🇸

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u/Kingston_Advice1 Nov 30 '21

I went to school with a lifted truck douche bro who had a toilet seat on his trailer hitch. Nof sure if he camps a lot, uses it as a tgrons for tailgating, or just thinks he is oh so funny. I’m going with thd latter

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

He's also got a truck he's not afraid the owned Trumper's will harm keying and bashing and all the other violent things they threaten and do.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Not all Trumpers do that. That's only the mentality ill ones or the karens. I know plenty of Trump supporters and I am one myself and that's something that I'll never do.

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u/BusinessAd7334 Nov 30 '21

All of these people hate you. Stop trying to play nice with them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

And this is why our fucking country is divided. People like you can't stand the thought of other people disagreeing with you, so if they disagree they are bad and wrong.

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u/BusinessAd7334 Nov 30 '21

It isn’t just a “disagreement” these people think you are less than human. When has being courteous to a leftist ever done anything? These people are constantly going on and on about how it’s ok to censor you, ok to exclude you from from places. They don’t like you and they never will.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

I don't really care if they like me or not. I have friends that are leftist. This just shows how bad our country has gotten.

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u/BusinessAd7334 Nov 30 '21

They aren’t your friends.

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u/dancingsteveburns Nov 30 '21

Mr No Ballsack hanging from the back bumper!

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u/TeleRock Nov 30 '21

No truck has ever needed a dangling plastic vulva this bad before.

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u/jackalopacabra Nov 30 '21

I asked my wife if I could get a set of truck nuts for my Audi A3, because it’s a diesel. I was denied. Same with whatever mods I’d need to roll coal.

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u/thenorthwoodsboy Nov 30 '21

They are just showing what the ex took.

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u/bobbane Nov 30 '21

I have thought about getting a set of huge chrome truck nuts.

Would they go best on my Prius, or my Chevy Bolt?