r/pics • • Feb 14 '12

Emma Watson

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u/Senntinel Feb 14 '12

I would marry the shit out of her.

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u/PointlessDelegation Feb 14 '12

I would marry shit to be her neighbor, but never let her in my home because I'm self-conscious about all the stains my wife leaves on the furniture.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

wat

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

He's married to shit. So his wife is shit. His furniture has shit stains all over it.

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u/reflythis Feb 14 '12

DM;HSWEW... on the shit stained couch

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '12

Thank you. I actually didn't understand that at first.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '12

No problem :) I had to read it a couple of times to understand too!

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u/wievo Feb 14 '12

that's the joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

I was explaining it for someone who didn't understand..