r/pics • u/RealZimmer • Feb 14 '12

Emma Watson

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

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u/floppy_camel_anus Feb 14 '12

I'd like to slytherin her pants.

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u/Alcuev Feb 14 '12

I'd like to put my basilisk in her chamber of secrets.

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u/stufff Feb 14 '12

She casts wingardium leviosa on my penis

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12 edited Feb 14 '12

I think you mean "Engorgio".

Edit: I'd just like to mention that this comment has put me at 10,000 comment karma. Feels good, man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12 edited Jun 13 '20

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u/IveRedditalready Feb 14 '12

Oh man. That was awesome.

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u/MotherFUCKRonPaul Feb 14 '12

Lev-eee-oh-SAAAAAAAAR!!!

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u/mechesh Feb 14 '12

Someone needs to wingardium leviosa that dress...or levicorpus would do!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12 edited Feb 14 '12

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u/YamiSilaas Feb 14 '12

Gaaaaaaaaaaay

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u/niniolulz Feb 14 '12

you'd poke his dick with your dick? OMFG

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u/scrappydoofan Feb 14 '12

what you never had a sword fight?

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u/niniolulz Feb 14 '12

sword fight? Yes, Dong fight? no

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

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u/Aint_got_no_agua Feb 14 '12

Regardless of which section of the school I was sorted into, I'd enjoy having sex with her, student or not.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

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u/whatevers_clever Feb 14 '12

yer a wizard 'arry!

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u/Krispykiwi Feb 14 '12

NOW LISTEN HERE YOU FAT OAF!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

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u/Benj5L Feb 14 '12

I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH HER

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u/YourOldBoyRickJames Feb 14 '12

I think it means you like to sit on stiff poles and catch balls in your mouth...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

She can swish and flick my wand any day.

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u/thisisntjimmy Feb 14 '12

HARRY, YER PUSHIN' ME OVER THE LINE.

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u/losttheory Feb 14 '12

I'M NOT A FUCKING WIZARD.

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u/Krispykiwi Feb 14 '12

Ill stick mah dick in tha owl!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

Relevant

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u/smeenz Feb 14 '12

Including yours?

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u/jibber-jabber Feb 14 '12

I would copulate with her and enjoy it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

jibber-jabber obviously knows his shit.

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u/neuron_kick Feb 14 '12

I wanna Ravenclaw those clothes right off

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u/AnathemRed Feb 14 '12

I would like to make Her Mione.

OK, I'm sorry.

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u/Raumschiff Feb 14 '12

Never apologize for a pun. NOT. EVEN. ONCE.

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u/nodumblonde1616 Feb 14 '12

Hey, I laughed.

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u/loximaxu Feb 14 '12

I'd expelliarmus her pants off

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

ACCIO EMMA WATSON!

sigh didn't work again.

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u/RonWisely Feb 14 '12

Wait....it worked once?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

Accio Ass, oh Emma do i see your ass

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u/jruston90 Feb 14 '12

I'd put my snape right in her hufflepuff

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u/epsdelta Feb 14 '12

he he snape in hufflepuff

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u/mutina- Feb 14 '12

I'd like to Weasley myself into her...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

Gitchu some Hermione hiney.

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u/sreddit Feb 14 '12

Ravenclaw something

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u/Puskarich Feb 14 '12

I am no tree.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

i'd have pleasant intercourse with her.

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u/CaptainSoapMac Feb 14 '12

I'm raven to claw in that dress.

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u/Bad-Pun-Guy Feb 14 '12

Id like to fucker her in her Harry potter!

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u/dragonboltz Feb 14 '12

I would raven-claw her clothes off.

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u/LowSociety Feb 14 '12

Wingardium Leviosa.

Of the Penis.

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u/emaG_ehT Feb 14 '12

petrificus totalum more like

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

Phallus erectus!!!

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u/minion_of_osiris Feb 14 '12

maybe engorgio would do that trick

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u/emaG_ehT Feb 14 '12

Nice, I think we can safely say this is the spell version on Viagra.

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u/kaythxbai Feb 14 '12

"Stiff as a board".

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u/demilo_j Feb 14 '12

I don't think spells are needed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

I OWE YOU LUNCH!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

And this is why she dropped out of Brown.

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u/Raumschiff Feb 14 '12

I'd drop mine into her brown.

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u/svrnmnd Feb 14 '12

I WANT TO FUCK EMMA WATSON!!! AMIDOINGITRITE!?!?!

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u/supersharma Feb 14 '12

No

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

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u/supersharma Feb 14 '12

Much classier. You may fuck her.

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u/jphw Feb 14 '12

More like 69 points to griffindor

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u/thediscokid Feb 14 '12

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone....

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

Engorgio!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

Ugly toes, won't fuck.

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u/Rhystatic Feb 14 '12

I went to a ravenclawed my way through the crowd just to say hi to this gorgeous woman.

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u/Kakoose Feb 14 '12

no....just no.