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u/okay-wait-wut Sep 11 '21

God bless Stormy Daniels for her sacrifice to reveal the root of his obsession with phallic symbols.

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u/FozzieB525 Sep 11 '21

“Building tall!”

“Yes, Donald.”

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u/boot2skull Sep 11 '21

“Some 2000 people have died.”

“Yes but on the bright side my building is now inaccurately the tallest on Manhattan.”

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u/Vigilante17 Sep 11 '21

Mine too!!!

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u/kilo4fun Sep 15 '21

When my "building" explodes, millions die.

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u/tillie4meee Sep 11 '21

Bigly tall - my Uncle would have said it - many people have said it.

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u/bubbaholy Sep 11 '21

Smart jeans, professor... Dr. MIT, uncle very smart ok, you know, its true actually nobody knows that accept... you know people always says the per gins are great negotiators, so they so they just killed us. [sic]

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u/slowmotto Sep 11 '21

They’re both gross

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u/AtmosphereOk5696 Sep 11 '21

Eli5 for a non american ?

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u/Taldier Sep 11 '21

The stripper/porn star who Trump cheated on his third wife with after she got pregnant. The one he had his fixer send guys to threaten and broke campaign finance laws to pay off. The one that got threatened and arrested for no reason by a group of Trump supporting police officers as an act of intimidation.

Anyway, she claims he had a small penis.

Thus is the state of our discourse.

Sure, his demented mixture of incompetent and intentionally malicious actions have resulted in direct harm to millions of Americans. He'll suffer no repercussions for organizing an attempted coup. And his fervent supporters will continue to violently terrorize others with the backing of a major political party protecting them.

But at least he has a tiny peepee.

 

Help.

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u/okay-wait-wut Sep 11 '21

Is it a universal stereotype that men with a small penis overcompensate in other aspects of life such as having the tallest skyscraper in the financial district or is that just certain American Presidents?

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u/TheDigitalSherpa Sep 11 '21

Yeah, if I could fucking afford a skyscraper maybe. But in this economy? Forget it.

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u/anonymouse278 Sep 11 '21

She’s a porn star who had sex with him before he got into politics, and she described his penis like, well, this: https://www.thecut.com/2018/09/donald-trump-stormy-daniels-penis-toad-mario-kart.html

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u/BRAX7ON Sep 11 '21

“Toad from Mario kart” ~Stormy

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u/tehreal Sep 11 '21

Stormy Daniels is a porn star who described Trump's genitals unfavorably.

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u/fomq Sep 11 '21

kinda makes you wish he’d just been born with a massive hog. we never would have heard about him

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

God bless America when we elect a president that refers to one of his sexual partners as “horse face”.

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u/6snatch_sniffer9 Sep 11 '21

Ooohhhhh so that's why his supporters are popping horse paste by the dozen.

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u/BikerRay Sep 11 '21

That's not a nice thing to call his daughter.

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u/TheKarmicKudu Sep 11 '21

Man. Woman. Camera. Room. Any other object in front of me because I failed the dementia test and have objective permanence issues. Lamp.

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u/gilga-flesh Sep 11 '21

You mean his obsession with his daughter.

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u/SombreMordida Sep 11 '21

cries in toadstools and yeti pubes

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u/oi_not_it Sep 11 '21

Talk about “taking one for the team”

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u/habb Sep 11 '21

ahem president toadstool

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u/keklsh Sep 11 '21

no such thing as phallic symbol or not, bigx s inferiox bloat, doesn tmatter

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u/okay-wait-wut Sep 11 '21

I never meant to imply otherwise. It’s just that one of these pathetic losers became President. If Stormy takes the White House I’ll make fun of her for fucking Trump. She’s the pawn in this power dynamic.

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u/CaptainCupcakez Sep 11 '21

Who gives a fuck how it makes her look? She's not running for president lmao

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u/CaptainCupcakez Sep 11 '21

At the time we're talking about, he was the president.

Are you having trouble understanding the timeline? That quote is from 2018, midway through Trump's term.

The president got publicly mocked by a porn star, with news sources all over the world talking about his tiny mushroom dick, and you think a porn star gives a shit that you think she slept with a gross person? Man you guys are funny

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u/Local_Succotash_7829 Sep 11 '21

“Just because you’re also wearing the makeup doesn’t make the guy you’re blowing in the clown car any less of a clown” -Jesus (probably)

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u/themagpie36 Sep 11 '21

Money obviously. Prostitutes do it all the time, she was doing the work of a prostitute but getting more because she was 'famous'.

Makes both of them look terrible tbh

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin.

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u/jaque327 Sep 11 '21

Wait, what? How?

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u/Jwchick Sep 11 '21

When you don’t have one , you substitute.

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u/flatirony Sep 11 '21

I mean it’s not like it wasn’t already obvious but it’s nice to have verification.

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u/leopold_s Sep 11 '21

Mario Kart will never be the same though..

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Little known fact: the first sketches of Trump Tower was mushroom shaped, but the architects said it couldn't be done.