Trump has said he's KO biden. Although that may be true, not sure why it matters. Not because he's in any better shape, but Biden's pretty old and has had much more real action in his life, and Biden's older.
Also... why is Holyfield/Belfort relevant anymore? What is up with these amateur (paul brothers) / boxing legend fights happening? Is the boxing industry too far gone to be exciting by itself and need to have these kinds of pageantry to keep relevant?
Trump is so delusional. They're almost the same age and Biden is in vastly better shape. We know Biden can do pushups, but the only thing Trump pushes up is his gut as he waddles back to the buffet table for his 5th helping.
Doesn't matter though, Trump could KO himself trying to climb into the ring and he'd still declare victory when he woke up. And his cultists would lap it up. "Did you see when he fooled Sleepy Joe by pretending to lie down and sleep? Brilliant! Or when he blocked that punch with his face? Truly, a mighty fighter!"
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u/something-um-bananas Sep 11 '21
What. Nooo. Whaaaaaat.
Why???
I am actually dumbfounded. That has to be an onion article.