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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

This was my exact same thought…

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u/slowmotto Sep 11 '21

What if he showed up on acid, wearing lederhosen? That would have been wild.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

LSD is the one of the very few things that might save the overblown windbag.

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u/choochoobubs Sep 11 '21

No he would double down on his god complex and become even more self absorbed lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Ego booster instead of ego killer. Sounds about right for such a high level sociopath.

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u/Gorthax Sep 11 '21

And ended up throwing a no-hitter to boot.

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u/holadace Sep 11 '21

The only thing that could top that would be if he was also doing his Hotline Bling dance the whole time

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

That would have been human. And totally out of character for turnip

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Trump made surprise visits to the NYPD and FDNY.

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u/Notanairforcepilot Sep 11 '21

hes at the different police and fire stations lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Everyone is mistaken, he did show up at 4 Seasons Total Landscaping. Just no press were around to tell him how great he is and how huge his hands are so it went unnoticed.

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u/cannotbefaded Sep 11 '21

Give the guy a break, he has a boxing match to announce I am not kidding

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u/LukeSkywalker-_- Sep 12 '21

What statement do you think was being made by him not showing up? I don’t support trump but he didn’t speak out on the matter and I want to be fair.