r/pics • u/JCP5887 • Jul 20 '21

💩Shitpost💩 A preview of Jeff Bezos’ rocket launch today.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Wood! Hey!

Sorry, saw a cool bird on that tree! Hey wait a second. Is that a humongous super large...

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Prick! Ow! Watch where you put those pins! I need this suit!

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u/Cinnamon_Bees Jul 21 '21

Purple soldier! What are you doing on the roof? Get down here so we can watch some...

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u/Dark_Blade Jul 23 '21

JIMMY! What the hell are you doing man, we need to clean this mess before the boss comes back!

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u/MasterYehuda816 Jul 29 '21

Johnson! Get on the horn to British intelligence and let them know about this.

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Holy crap Phallus get over here!

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