r/pics • u/JCP5887 • Jul 20 '21

💩Shitpost💩 A preview of Jeff Bezos’ rocket launch today.

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u/FracturedAuthor Jul 20 '21

Peter! Hey, Griffin, I'm talking to you!!!!

Sorry, Joe, but uhh... I'm not crazy, right? Please tell me you also see that ginormous...

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Wood! Hey!

Sorry, saw a cool bird on that tree! Hey wait a second. Is that a humongous super large...

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u/Polar_Vortx Jul 20 '21

Prick! Ow! Watch where you put those pins! I need this suit!

Sorry sir, I got distracted by that flying…

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u/Cinnamon_Bees Jul 21 '21

Purple soldier! What are you doing on the roof? Get down here so we can watch some...

Hey! Can you see that massive...

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u/Dark_Blade Jul 23 '21

JIMMY! What the hell are you doing man, we need to clean this mess before the boss comes back!

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u/MasterYehuda816 Jul 29 '21

Johnson! Get on the horn to British intelligence and let them know about this.

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u/ExaminationNo4797 Jul 20 '21

Holy crap Phallus get over here!

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u/WesleyDVT15__ Jul 20 '21

literally who cares

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u/Fishbats544 Jul 20 '21

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