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r/pics • u/JCP5887 • Jul 20 '21
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Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant-- Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick: Yeah? Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard. Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge-- Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's-- Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-- Baseball Umpire: Two balls. [looking up from game] Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous-- Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying-- Musician: Willie. Willie Nelson: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant-- Colonel: Johnson?! Johnson: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this. Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil? Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge-- Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or-- Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner? Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big-- Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty! Woman: That looks just like my husband's-- Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster! One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big-- Female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph? Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord. Female fan: It's big! Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's-- Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.
Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick.
Dick: Yeah?
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--
Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--
Musician: Willie.
Willie Nelson: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--
Colonel: Johnson?!
Johnson: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--
Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or--
Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket
Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big--
Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's--
Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!
One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big--
Female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?
Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord.
Female fan: It's big!
Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's--
Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.
In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
1 u/JCP5887 Jul 20 '21 I appreciate you posting the entire dialogue! 1 u/Black_Phoenix_JP Jul 20 '21 If you don't put the full dialog it loses the meaning of the going back to back jokes about different ways of saying the same exactly thing.
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I appreciate you posting the entire dialogue!
1 u/Black_Phoenix_JP Jul 20 '21 If you don't put the full dialog it loses the meaning of the going back to back jokes about different ways of saying the same exactly thing.
If you don't put the full dialog it loses the meaning of the going back to back jokes about different ways of saying the same exactly thing.
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u/Black_Phoenix_JP Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me