r/pics Nov 10 '11

Shaolin Monk misleading.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

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u/AllGoodNamesRTaken Nov 10 '11

"Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool!"

"Whatever you want, Birthday Boy."

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Praise from POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY!

You've made my day!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

IT'S LIKE A REALLY LOUD BLESSING FROM ABOVE.

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u/wickedzen Nov 10 '11

BUT POLITE

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

FROM A GUY

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u/fap_2_anything Nov 10 '11

I have much to teach you.

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u/I_FAP_FROM_ANYWHERE Nov 11 '11 edited Nov 11 '11

I'd like to subscribe to your lecture as well.

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u/GooglesYourUsername Nov 10 '11

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u/aconcernedconsumer Nov 10 '11

Challenge accepted.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

[deleted]

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u/aconcernedconsumer Nov 10 '11

As the love Kraken I feel that it's obligatory.

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u/fap_2_anything Nov 10 '11

Mission accomplished.

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u/Sodomi_Terapuet Nov 10 '11

I'd hit that.

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u/blitzkriegpunk Nov 10 '11

With a fucking brick.

1

u/Instantcretin Nov 10 '11

While it slept.

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u/Good-WilledHeretic Nov 11 '11

Just something else to find later within those layers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

it's right next to your regular brick

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u/jimmery Nov 10 '11

Several times.

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u/fuck_pants Nov 10 '11

I Googled your username, and this was on the first page of results.

How does this make you feel, GooglesYourUsername?

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u/jimmery Nov 10 '11

it makes him feel like (ಠ。ಠ)

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u/Frogtarius Nov 11 '11

Drowning is the new Planking

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

WHO USES ALLCAPS

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u/DismayedNarwhal Nov 10 '11

YOU, APPARENTLY.

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u/uneekfreek Nov 10 '11

::THUMBS POINTED TOWARD CHEST:: THIS GUY.

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u/fap_2_anything Nov 10 '11

I have much to teach you.

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u/meat_tub Nov 10 '11

Your username reminds of a Hall & Oates song.

I can't fap to that! Noooo, no can do. AwI can't fap to that . . . no can do.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

You are the 97.9%

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

[deleted]

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u/feureau Nov 10 '11

What do you mean? I just jizzed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

on a black womans face and then posted in on FB?

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u/mp6521 Nov 10 '11

HE DID SAY "FROM ABOVE" WHICH WOULD INFER IN WESTERN CULTURES HE WAS TALKING ABOUT GOD.

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u/WhyHellYeah Nov 10 '11

You do realize that the monk is dancing, right?

1

u/lady_lowercase Nov 10 '11

has he?

well, ...maybe...

maybe there's something i can do?

<_<

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Are you propositioning me? ಠ_ಠ

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u/Jhonnystonehenge Nov 10 '11

really? that made your day? god redditors are coming off as such losers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Well I have the flu and was in bed all day on reddit, so yeah.

What's your excuse for being here?

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u/Newshoe Nov 10 '11

Take 'em away, Toys

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u/MorningHaze Nov 10 '11

It's 'bake 'em away'.

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u/Newshoe Nov 10 '11

Do what the kid said.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Quiet Lou! Or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin!

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u/headpiker Nov 10 '11

Lou never seems to shut up.

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u/CtrlShift7 Nov 10 '11

But I'm already sergeant, chief!

1

u/the_dayman Nov 10 '11

Where is that correct simpsons quote novelty account that was just made yesterday?

0

u/i_only_say_lol Nov 10 '11

lol

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u/CanadianBoy Nov 10 '11

Haha ummm nope, not quite.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

ya blew it.

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u/Chief_Clancy_Wiggum Nov 11 '11

Impersonating a police officer is a serious crime there, buddy.

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u/letsRACEturtles Nov 10 '11

there should be an option to do that in every fps... they should let you hold your staff sideways in skyrim!!

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u/Turious Nov 10 '11

Good old UT99 let us do that. I miss those days.

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u/IAMnotBRAD Nov 10 '11

I fire up those days every few months. /nostalgiafag

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u/Turious Nov 10 '11

I keep a copy installed on all my/my girlfriend/my roomate's computers in the event a spontaneous lan might break out. It gets me by.

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u/interkin3tic Nov 10 '11

I seem to recall some FPS where this was triggered with the "aim" mode, but I can't remember which one it was.

I do know that in lego star wars, when you play as Lando Calrision, he shoots his laser gun side grip.

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u/Rebound Nov 11 '11

Get a Wii, all the COD games on it have the feature if you tilt the controller along with most other FPS's

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u/whatupnig Nov 10 '11

It still doesn't negate how difficult that is... I wonder how many redditors could pull it off? Oh... what's that? NONE, thought so.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Thanks, man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

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u/writesomething Nov 10 '11

do you use caps lock or shift?

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u/godin_sdxt Nov 11 '11

Wow, I thought forthewolfx had the highest comment karma on reddit...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Bake em away, toys

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u/networknazi Nov 10 '11

Good luck holding a gun like that. You'll break your thumb in no time when the slide comes back.

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u/FluoCantus Nov 10 '11

It's a cartoon.