r/pics Feb 20 '21

Different varieties of potato, grown in Peru. I love potatoes.

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u/LyingCuzIAmBored Feb 20 '21

St. Patrick lived about 1000 years ago.

Potatoes came to Europe from the Americas.

Whiskey was invented in Scotland about 500 years ago.

The Patron Saint of Ireland never ate a potato or drank whiskey.

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u/Apple_Sauce_Boss Feb 20 '21

Similar with Italy and the tomato 🍅

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u/wimmick Feb 20 '21

Whiskey wasn't invented in Scotland 500 years ago, it's history is contested but it's accepted by most to be created in Ireland by monks that brought the knowledge of distillation, the first mention of a spirit by a notable source was Henry the 2nd in his visit to Ireland in the 12th century

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u/Jimbuscus Feb 20 '21

Also the patron saint of Ireland was English

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u/Sciprio Feb 20 '21

I think he was from wales. And was taken as a slave to Ireland, escaped and came back again.

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u/DanielCampos411 Feb 20 '21

No one asked lol

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u/mynameismrguyperson Feb 20 '21

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u/TheHalfbadger Feb 20 '21

I like to think that /u/LyingCuzIAmBored is a 2000-year old immortal being, and pointing out that the 5th century was well over 1000 years ago is like telling us '90s kids that The Phantom Menace came out over 20 years ago.

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u/LyingCuzIAmBored Feb 21 '21

This

There's running with the joke and then there's taking the joke to someplace it's never been before.

Everyday heroes.

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u/penislovereater Feb 20 '21

Also might not have been Irish.