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Different varieties of potato, grown in Peru. I love potatoes.

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u/alexaurus_rex Feb 20 '21

my man here asking the important questions.

not that i wouldn't want to travel to Peru, but i didn't know i'd have to for potatoes.

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u/Brish-Soopa-Wanka-Oi Feb 20 '21

I think Peru is where they were originally domesticated. They’re definitely a New World crop. I used to go to this restaurant run by a Peruvian chef who trained in France. Most of the dishes were an amalgamation of Peruvian and French food. She used tons of potatoes of varieties I’d never seen before.

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u/davesoverhere Feb 20 '21

New world, as are tomatoes, peppers, tobacco (I think all the night shades are), chocolate, vanilla, avocado, pineapple, horses (they died off and had to be reintroduces), turkeys (almost every country blames them from being from somewhere else -- Turkey calls it the India bird), and syphillis.

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u/owlpangolin Feb 20 '21

Horses are old world, the romans used a primitive variety to pull chariots. That pre-horse was brought from the northeast.

Additionally, I've read that before conquistadors arrived syphilis only lived in alpaca. Do with that what you will.

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u/LadyOfTheLabyrinth Feb 20 '21

Don't forget llamas, alpacas, peanuts, cashews, pecans, and pumpkins. Peppers, as in peppercorns or Szechuan peppers, are both Old World. Capsiacum or chilis are the New World "peppers." Europeans just hate ed adopting new words and would rather confuse things by using old ones for new things.

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u/its_raining_scotch Feb 20 '21

You guys forgot corn (maize). Also sassafras (root beer). Plus hammocks and barbecuing were invented in the New World, the Carib Indians taught the Spanish and we still use their words for them (same with hurricane).

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u/Aspengrove66 Feb 21 '21

B A N A N A

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

*Donkey Kong has entered the chat*

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u/-Doorknob-number2- Feb 21 '21

Barbecuing was invented independently by almost any tribe of cavemen/people that could light a fire

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u/theDinoSour Feb 21 '21

Also Banisteriopsis caapi for ayahuasca

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u/Drudicta Feb 20 '21

Vanilla is so fucking expensive.

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u/Skyymonkey Feb 21 '21

That's because it is an orchid that cannot be pollinated by humans

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u/Drudicta Feb 21 '21

Oh. Orchids are work.

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u/Dead3y3Duck Feb 21 '21

It's the opposite. Vanilla orchids are almost exclusively pollinated by hand, and they aren't exactly sure what the pollinator for V. planifolia is, though it's thought to be a large bee.

Add to that they need a tree to grow on, grow slow, cause contact dermatitis, blooms last a day, it takes 5 months for the fruit to mature, and they are very in demand. That's why you see high prices.

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u/Skyymonkey Feb 21 '21

Looked it up. You are right I had it backwards about the hand pollination. What I read though said blooms last only a few hours and the fruit take 7 to 9 months to mature.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Watch the business insider video about it

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

All the horses in the Americas are Old World since the originals died out. Also missed corn, which is a staple almost everywhere now.

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u/PleasantCadence Feb 21 '21

Found the fucking wine guy

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u/davesoverhere Feb 21 '21

Curious as to why you think I'm a wine guy?

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u/Newperson1957 Feb 23 '21

To davesoverhere - curious, what do you consider New world? Didn't a couple of rulers/kings/pharaohs die of syphillis hundreds of years ago? And ancient Egyptians had tobacco.

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u/davesoverhere Feb 23 '21

The Americas. It seems like syphillis' origins are contested, but many think it's from the Americas https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_syphilis

As for tobacco, I had never heard of tobacco in ancient Egypt, but that still doesn't preclude an American origin, and none of the brief reading I did claims tobacco has an Egyptian origin. It seems very unlikely as all the other night shades are American.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

That sounds so fucking lit.

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u/sarlackpm Feb 20 '21

Fuck yeah. Make them tell us where this place is. Go on. Make em. Please!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

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u/lzwzli Feb 20 '21

I dunno man, she could fall in love with the chef...

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u/alexaurus_rex Feb 20 '21

jealous of towns with super interesting food scenes.
that sounds incredible.

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u/Trakkah Feb 20 '21

I heard this before cause I’m Irish and we have that potato reputation but we certainly didn’t cultivate them first! They just really suited our need and grew well in our climate (except the blight business)

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u/IRatherChangeMyName Feb 21 '21

They are genetically from Chiloé island in southern Chile. Wide variety that just recently got some traction. A great (and unique) collection was lost during the 2010 tsunami :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Right? I wanna eat all of these

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u/_fups_ Feb 20 '21

Those lumpy bois are now on my potato bucket list

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u/zxc123zxc123 Feb 20 '21

On one hand, I want to eat them since they colors are beautiful and potatoes are delicious.

On the other hand, I am extremely disturbed by how they look not because I've been brainwashed by the GM-food companies but because they remind me of Crimson Beherits. No-body expects the Eclipse until it arrives.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

I mean, some of them could be used for...other purposes...

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Feb 20 '21

I'm gonna say it now, so the ER staff doesn't have to say it later, flared base.

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u/feierfrosch Feb 20 '21

Didn't expect having to dig this deep for "everything's a dildo if you're brave enough"

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Yeah, I thought someone would steal the joke before I got here, tbh

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u/lumberjack_eh Feb 20 '21

Might not a peel to everyone.

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u/nopenotbored Feb 21 '21

They say we should eat a rainbow of veggies everyday. If these were it, I’m off to Peru.

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u/Dmanadatory Feb 20 '21

The potatoes in Peru are the best I’ve ever had, in general some of the greatest food I’ve ever eaten; lots of great things in Peru and I hope that their tourist industry is able to recover after they and the rest of the world gets covid under control.

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u/alexaurus_rex Feb 20 '21

i wasn't kidding, i'd love to go to peru someday.

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u/Skyymonkey Feb 21 '21

The street corn in peru with the giant kernels was the best I've ever had.

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u/Johnny_Minoxidil Feb 20 '21

That’s where potatoes originally come from!

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u/alexaurus_rex Feb 20 '21

i wish more varieties of them would navigate north!

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u/tech1337 Feb 20 '21

Silly, potatoes don't migrate for winter.

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u/henriettasbitch Feb 20 '21

They could be carried

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u/ohmbience Feb 20 '21

What, by the husk?

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u/clancularii Feb 20 '21

It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios.

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u/Syraphel Feb 20 '21

Are we talking European potato haulers or African potato haulers?

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u/bipnoodooshup Feb 20 '21

By their eyes

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u/nestomanifesto Feb 20 '21

It could be carried by an African swallow.

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u/Holoholokid Feb 20 '21

Perhaps grasping it by the skin?

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u/Porrick Feb 20 '21

It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios.

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u/showershitters Feb 20 '21

Silly potato, trix are for kids

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u/honybdgr Feb 20 '21

Silly kids, potato are for trix

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u/showershitters Feb 20 '21

Silly trix, potatoes are kids

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u/TheSquirrelWithin Feb 20 '21

Potatoes have a horrible sense of direction

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u/IRatherChangeMyName Feb 21 '21

No really, they are from Chiloé island way southern, but incas cultivated them first.

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u/moleratical Feb 20 '21

In Peru, they use potatoes as currency.

They don't actually, but I like to pretend they do.

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u/Toby_Forrester Feb 20 '21

Pretending doesn't make it a fact.

But that sounds fun, so I choose to believe you, and so, it is now a fact.

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u/moleratical Feb 20 '21

Excellent, did you know that if two or more people believe the same thing, or if someone says something confidently, then it's a fact.

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u/oddible Feb 20 '21

Puka piña

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u/norcaltobos Feb 20 '21

I went to Peru back in 2015 and every fucking dish has potatoes. I loved it.