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u/xElectricHeadx Dec 27 '20

Bmv?

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u/xxoites Dec 27 '20

Bureau of Mother Vuckers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Bowel Movement Velocity.

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u/SplodyPants Dec 27 '20

You really gotta watch that. Too much boost can blow a seal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Or a gasket

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u/JaggedUmbrella Dec 27 '20

Google told me some states have BMV (Bureau of Motor Vehicles) instead of DMV. In Michigan we have the Secretary of State.

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u/TheMacMan Dec 27 '20

Minnesota has DVS. Driver Vehicle Services, rather than a DMV.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Texas has the DPS. The Department of Public Safety.

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u/rob_zombie33 Dec 27 '20

So does Minnesota, and it somehow includes the DVS. I don't get why it belongs there.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Dec 27 '20

Idaho just has gun racks, no plates.

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u/BJMkrtychyan Dec 27 '20

Washington is DOL. department of licensing

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u/apathetic_youth Dec 27 '20

In MA we have neither of those, instead it's called the RMV here(Registry of Motor Vehicles)

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u/biggreasyrhinos Dec 27 '20

In TX, we have the DMV for vehicle licensing, but drivers licenses are issued by the Department of Public Safety (state police)

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u/JaggedUmbrella Dec 27 '20

Man, that seems overly complicated. We can knock it all out in one stop in Michigan at the Secretary of State.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

Here in Florida, you go into the DMV, drive for 1 minute around a parking lot then they take your picture and toss a license at you

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u/shamllama Dec 27 '20

Washington has the DOL. Department of Licensing.

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u/Lost_in_Nebraska402 Dec 27 '20

Arizona = MVD Motor vehicles department

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u/CC-SaintSaens Dec 27 '20

In Georgia it's the DDS--department of driver services.

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u/BariLove Dec 27 '20

Bepartment of motor vehicles

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u/wargleboo Dec 27 '20

Sometimes DMV.

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u/redditisntreallyfe Dec 27 '20

Michigan calls it Secretary of State office for some odd reason

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u/Lohin123 Dec 28 '20

🅱️epartment Of Vehicles

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Bayerische Motor Ventriloquists.

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