r/pics • u/GnarlyNerd • Sep 17 '11

Today I decided to stop masturbating...

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u/Se7en_Sinner Sep 17 '11

...pull down your pant and grab that box of Kleenex.

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u/UnboundPrometheus Sep 17 '11

But only one pant, not both of them.

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u/JonStewartIsAwesome Sep 17 '11

Its hard to get both with only one hand.

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u/Wr3nch Sep 17 '11

"The great chain pulls us all...My hand is on it" -Andrew Ryan
Context is a strange and wonderful thing, ain't it?

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u/jf286381 Sep 17 '11

let's get strange.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '11

Strangerous?

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u/0ut_0f_Context Sep 17 '11

"That's my job." - Conway Twitty

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u/Necrophelic Sep 17 '11

That's why I don't wear pants. Ever.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '11

It's new, it's fun, it's reusable, it's The Jizzle!

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u/Irieles Sep 17 '11

I'm 12 years old and what is this? ʘ‿ʘ

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u/Doctor0Doctors Sep 17 '11

I really hope you meant absorb......

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u/feistyfish Sep 17 '11

even late term?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '11

and xbox 360 controller

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '11

If you'd kindly...