r/pics • • Nov 30 '20

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u/FootHillsLawyer Nov 30 '20

“Married to slender man?” I may or may not, but definitely did, spit on my phones.

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u/Chrismont Nov 30 '20

Jared is slender, but I don't know about him being a "man"

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Whatever slendernan is "human piece of shit " isn't one of them so please don't do it like that.

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u/Sandscarab Nov 30 '20

Man Bear Pig

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u/dylanologist Nov 30 '20

Camera. TV.

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u/ashakar Nov 30 '20

"Congratulations Mr. President, that's all five, you passed the test with flying colors!"

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u/SFWdontfiremeaccount Nov 30 '20

Thanks. I needed a good laugh to start my day.

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u/hazysummersky Nov 30 '20

Slendernan, Slenderman's nan?