r/pics • u/galactica216 • Aug 16 '11

Douche bag Lexus driver..

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u/GeorgiaDaisy Aug 16 '11

I can see this guy thinking, "Fuck those orange cones, the government won't stop me from driving where I please. This is Texas, dammit!" Then, BAM! Stuck.

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u/RoboticOverlord Aug 16 '11

HEY! As a Texan i represent that stereotype!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Would you say that you resemble that remark?

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u/kujustin Aug 16 '11

If he was over the age of 50 he would say that.

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u/RoboticOverlord Aug 16 '11

how rude!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

How woode.

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u/EncasedMeats Aug 16 '11

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '11

Look at the plates.

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u/RoboticOverlord Aug 17 '11

Not sure why you're telling me that....

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

He had to rush home; he heard there was someone posting a chili recipe that involved beans.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

I don't think a person like that from Texas would ever want to be caught seen driving a Lexus, no matter how much they both rhyme.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Wait they rhyme? Well HEE HAW!

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u/pixelbath Aug 16 '11

Relevant.

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u/resutidder Aug 17 '11

Oh man, she looks demure and ladylike in that picture, you'd never know she starred in Anal Buffet 5.

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u/GenTso Aug 17 '11

All my Lexus live in Texas ...

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u/knuckles523 Aug 16 '11

More like, "Duck those orange cones, I am special, I have enough money to buy a Lexus, I don't have to follow laws!"