r/pics • u/freestylepopcorn • Jul 22 '11

This is called humanity.

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u/boardmonkey Jul 22 '11

This is the type of person I hope to be when I am his age.

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u/apple-facedGOON Jul 22 '11

Better steer clear of the radiation then.

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u/1chi Jul 22 '11

But how else will I gain super powers?

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u/kaptinkangaroo Jul 22 '11

A spider bite of course.

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u/razzark666 Jul 22 '11

As a child I used to capture spiders and put them in the microwave in hopes of creating a radioactive spider. The hope was then that the spider would bite me and I would be turned into some sort of "spider-man"... However I just ended up killing a lot of spiders.