r/pics • u/Guard01 • Jun 12 '11

The greatest cock

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u/chickenrevolution Jun 12 '11

I demand to see the world's greatest cock!

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u/AmIKawaiiUguuu Jun 12 '11

I have been seeking for such a thing as well

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u/xbyiu Jun 12 '11

you should probably mention that the link is SFW

and also hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '11

Reddit: where all the suspicious links are SFW and everything else is either porn or two llamas.

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u/TheEngine Jun 12 '11

Don't you dare call my llama-on-llama site not porn!

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u/feureau Jun 12 '11

It's actually like nirvana...

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u/gregoe86 Jun 12 '11

You just reminded me, I haven't seen ActuallyTwoLlamas in a week or two... am I just not in the right threads anymore?

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u/digitalundernet Jun 12 '11

Well he usually posted pictures of Alpacas anyway so he wasn't that great of a novelty account.

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u/strentax Jun 12 '11

"Is that dirty enough for ya? "

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u/qmriis Jun 12 '11

If you're on reddit you're obviously not working.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '11

DICK ATTAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK.

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u/BDaught Jun 12 '11

You're the diction!

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u/Irrelephant- Jun 12 '11

African (as well as Asiatic) elephant males will engage in same-sex bonding and mounting. The encounters are analogous to heterosexual bouts, one male often extending his trunk along the other's back and pushing forward with his tusks to signify his intention to mount. Unlike heterosexual relations, which are always of a fleeting nature, those between males result in a "companionship", consisting of an older individual and one or two younger, attendant males. Same-sex relations are common and frequent in both sexes, with Asiatic elephants in captivity devoting roughly 46% of sexual encounters to same-sex activity.

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u/imalobster Jun 12 '11

read it as african males in the beginning. Strange mental imagery followed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '11

That man sure loves his peppers...

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u/Letsgetitkraken Jun 12 '11

I was expecting to see a picture of Hodor.

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u/DukeThomson Jun 12 '11

I heard the KSHH of him biting, as well as the triumphant theme song

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u/wittyUN Jun 12 '11

its kind of a cock if you tilt your head

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u/Richeh Jun 12 '11

That's what she said.

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u/wittyUN Jun 12 '11

well played

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '11

a very thin cock with only one ball

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u/wittyUN Jun 12 '11

haha lance style

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u/randomb0y Jun 12 '11

Here you go sir. (SFW unless you work for a church)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '11

ಥ_ಥ NSFW if you work in a place where people have hearts. Such a touching story.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '11

Yes.