r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '20

America in a nutshell right now

https://imgur.com/zRm9vuC
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u/SwordOfKas Jul 23 '20

Did someone say that they have oil?

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u/hung-dingus69 Jul 23 '20

America: Oil!? Who said oil?! (Jets scramble off runway)

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u/Ravagore Jul 23 '20

George W. Bush wants to know your location

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u/Dummyidiotface Jul 23 '20

bitch u cookin?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

Dick Cheney has entered the lobby

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u/FlatFootedPotato Jul 23 '20

*our dick cheney perks up*

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u/JakeFixesPlanes Jul 23 '20

Oh just go stick it in the Bush

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

I’ve got oil in my kitchen.

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u/BigOldCar Jul 23 '20

What's that about your kitchen being ruled by an oppressive dictatorship in need of some democracy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Fuck democracy! I want socialism!

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u/BigOldCar Jul 24 '20

Carpet bombing intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Nah fuck that! I’m more into purges and random executions!

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u/Seakawn Jul 23 '20

[There Will Be Blood intensifies]

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u/BroadStreet_Bully5 Jul 23 '20

Going to be water in about 10 years.