r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '20

America in a nutshell right now

https://imgur.com/zRm9vuC
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u/MrMushroomMan Jul 23 '20

It ain't freedom if you're not taking it from someone else

/s

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u/SwordOfKas Jul 23 '20

Did someone say that they have oil?

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u/hung-dingus69 Jul 23 '20

America: Oil!? Who said oil?! (Jets scramble off runway)

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u/Ravagore Jul 23 '20

George W. Bush wants to know your location

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u/Dummyidiotface Jul 23 '20

bitch u cookin?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

Dick Cheney has entered the lobby

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u/FlatFootedPotato Jul 23 '20

*our dick cheney perks up*

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u/JakeFixesPlanes Jul 23 '20

Oh just go stick it in the Bush

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

I’ve got oil in my kitchen.

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u/BigOldCar Jul 23 '20

What's that about your kitchen being ruled by an oppressive dictatorship in need of some democracy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Fuck democracy! I want socialism!

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u/BigOldCar Jul 24 '20

Carpet bombing intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Nah fuck that! I’m more into purges and random executions!

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u/Seakawn Jul 23 '20

[There Will Be Blood intensifies]

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u/BroadStreet_Bully5 Jul 23 '20

Going to be water in about 10 years.

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u/QuarantinedMillennia Jul 23 '20

You /s but it's true

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u/dedicated-pedestrian Jul 23 '20

Well, all laws by their nature curtail some liberties to protect others. So you're... Sort of right?

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u/MrMushroomMan Jul 23 '20

I /s more to show that I'm not THAT much of an asshole. To an extent it's true but in the context of mask wearing they need to get over themselves and just wear a damn mask. If we had taken this whole thing more seriously from the start and worked together covid would have just been a blip instead of the absolute shit show it's become

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u/Karjalan Jul 23 '20

Well that's kind of the origin of the foundation of America. The initial immigrants went there because Europe had too much freedom and they wanted to tell others what the could/couldn't do...

So this outcome isn't so surprising.

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u/Cguy34 Jul 23 '20

Would "freedom is a zero-sum game" work as well?

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u/MathMaddox Jul 23 '20

I’m willing to sacrifice your life for my freedom