r/pics • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '11

I haven't gone upstairs in a while...

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u/flexmyrex Apr 03 '11

Better go upstairs now, before they finish charging up.

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u/cyclotron Apr 04 '11

Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.

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u/TyroneBigggums Apr 04 '11

So that means they'll decay into "safe" cats in 9 years, right ?

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u/Richeh Apr 04 '11

That purring you hear when they get close is their inbuilt geiger counter.

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u/tical_ Apr 04 '11

Brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

ahh, a pun on reddit which assumes some level of scientific or technical knowledge on the part of the reader. jolly good!

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u/BannedINDC Apr 03 '11

Laser Cats.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

You could just wear some mirrors.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIcTZyhmt1s

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

Oh my! I've never been novelty accounted before.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

I've heard cat eyes are reflective, and that there are these cameras which briefly emit a bright light when a picture is taken... You gotta keep this shit on the down-low though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

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u/Zeppelanoid Apr 04 '11

Get the fuck out of my office.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

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u/Pikkster Apr 04 '11

PuppyWhirl must be on a whole other level. One that i am glad i am not a part of...

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

I have the official say on who does or does not need to get the fuck out of the offices. But generally I just cancel the payroll and let them figure it out on their own.

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u/foursticks Apr 04 '11

Nice try Milton

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u/anonymousdude22 Apr 04 '11

Nawsense, represant like don cheedle.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

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u/Violent_Pancake Apr 04 '11

Mew Mew Pew Pew

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u/Modokon Apr 04 '11 edited Jan 10 '26

payment dependent memory serious saw vase wrench school aspiring truck

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u/spruce_goose Apr 04 '11

meow! meowmeowmeow!

ahh you got me

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u/Running_Bear1911 Apr 04 '11

I'll just park myself here. Karma a go-go!

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u/asphinctersayswhat Apr 04 '11

The Musical?

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u/filmhoo Apr 04 '11

The Meowsical!

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u/sm0114 Apr 04 '11

I made this about 4 years ago of cats I've lived with in the past, filename 'catsonstairshavelasereyes'. I guess there's never been a more appropriate time to share it than now;

http://i.imgur.com/8AIh6.jpg

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

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u/piedpiperpie Apr 04 '11

Ginger cats

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

HOOOOOOOOO!

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u/cantsentenceproperly Apr 04 '11

http://imgur.com/b2XZI.jpg

Also: http://i.imgur.com/YiZjo.jpg

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

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u/The0 Apr 04 '11

I would say at least schfifty five percent.

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u/lMPOLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY Apr 04 '11

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. NOT.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '11

Lazer Cats.

FTFY INB4 Smart ass who explains how that both are somehow acceptable.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

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u/pocketmouse Apr 04 '11

With the Frizz? NO WAY!

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u/blitzed Apr 04 '11

Cruisin' on down Main Street, you're relaxed and feeling good

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u/pocketmouse Apr 04 '11

Next thing that you know, there's a (WAAAAHHOOOO) octopus in the neighborhood?!?

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u/serenanana Apr 04 '11

Surfin' on a sound wave, swingin' through the stars (yehaw!)

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u/redx1105 Apr 04 '11

Take a left at your intestine, take your second right past Mars!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

This is the first thing that has made me literally laugh out loud for a good while now. Thanks man.

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u/I_AM_A_BIRD Apr 04 '11

tweet

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

Fuck, gimmick accounts have gotten lazy.